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"Men......
Never, and I cannot say this enough, never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight out of the tub how she's doing.
Winston"
And never ever… No matter how magnificent…. compliment a woman on her mustache |
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"Men......
Never, and I cannot say this enough, never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight out of the tub how she's doing.
Winston
And never ever… No matter how magnificent…. compliment a woman on her mustache"
*mops coffee from keyboard......
Winston |
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"Men......
Never, and I cannot say this enough, never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight out of the tub how she's doing.
Winston
And never ever… No matter how magnificent…. compliment a woman on her mustache"
Or her dong.
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I had a dream about icecream last night. I got a banana split and got my dad a cone with two scoops while he waited outside with the dog but the woman took so long to serve us that his icecream melted all over my hand and the top scoop fell off. Not really sure what that means  . |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"The best advice for men that I know is to just accept you're always wrong
Sadly this strategy lead me to a very dark place"
I'm really sorry to read this. Hope you're in a better place now x |
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When your lady is buying a new frock and she asks if it looks good and you need to tell her it doesn't the acceptable response is;
"it looks...*pause*...comfortable"
Rubbing your chin during the pause adds effect.
Winston
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"However long you think oral on her should be. Double it...
Unless she tells you otherwise "
This. 
Because if it really takes you that long then maybe you need more practice...... 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men......
Never, and I cannot say this enough, never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight out of the tub how she's doing.
Winston"
This from experience as in last night op? I'd offer a Yorkie bar as a alternative as I need my ice-cream for my butter cup and Oreo milkshakes |
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Never ever go out with your mate's no matter how many times she says
"No it's fine you go out, I'll just enjoy some me time"
That's code for you go out and leave me on my own your in big trouble matey. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My advice is know you’re enough.
All those things you hate about yourself or that make you feel insecure aren’t an issue for anyone else (unless you’re a total dick  )
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never ever go out with your mate's no matter how many times she says
"No it's fine you go out, I'll just enjoy some me time"
That's code for you go out and leave me on my own your in big trouble matey."
If he asks me if he can go out my reply would be, ‘why are you asking, you make your own choices’. A better question would be, do you need/want me for anything? or do you have anything planned for us?
If women are doing this then they have the problem. |
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"Men......
Never, and I cannot say this enough, never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight out of the tub how she's doing.
Winston
And never ever… No matter how magnificent…. compliment a woman on her mustache"
Oh I don't know. I think my Jimmy Edwards style handle bars are coming along nicely |
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Never, ever, ever, ever compliment a woman on her pregnancy, without being absolutely certain she IS pregnant… like I mean she comes up to you and says “ hey, I am so pleased, I am pregnant!”
It might be ( in fact it was ) the case that she had just been drinking a lot more beer and not exercising as much as she used to!
But my goodness, she did look pregnant  |
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"Men......
Never, and I cannot say this enough, never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight out of the tub how she's doing.
Winston
And never ever… No matter how magnificent…. compliment a woman on her mustache
Oh I don't know. I think my Jimmy Edwards style handle bars are coming along nicely "
Not something I ever suffer from..I do find my eyebrows can grow lower down my face though these days |
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"Men......
Never, and I cannot say this enough, never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight out of the tub how she's doing.
Winston
And never ever… No matter how magnificent…. compliment a woman on her mustache
Oh I don't know. I think my Jimmy Edwards style handle bars are coming along nicely
Not something I ever suffer from..I do find my eyebrows can grow lower down my face though these days "
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"Don't tell someone they look good "for their age". It's not a compliment
I was told this last week. I'm 30!
But you older birds have so much more experience doing the sex.......
Winston "
Thanks Winston |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does my bum look big in this?
"Darling, your bum looks big in everything, your bum is the size of a small county" is apparently not the correct answer.
Who knew?
Winston"
I would say "hey Siri play baby got back" |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"If you ask her if she wants anything from the shop and she says no thank you, don't ever come back from the shop with nothing for her. "
Oh god no,it's even worse when the question is "what do you want for Christmas?" and the reply is "nothing"... Take it from, Christmas finishes very abruptly when you've taken them at their word... "It'll be lonely this Christmas, lonely and cold" sniff, sniff... |
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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago
Maidstone |
"Never reply
"yes it does"
to the question
"does my bum look big in this?";
I did this once and it didn't end well for me."
Ah but fashion change. Have you seen Kim Kardashian's bum? The answer is "yes and wonderful!" |
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"Don't tell someone they look good "for their age". It's not a compliment
I was told this last week. I'm 30!
But you older birds have so much more experience doing the sex.......
Winston
Thanks Winston "
You're very welcome.
I said YOURE. VERY. WELCOME......
Winston |
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"If you ask her if she wants anything from the shop and she says no thank you, don't ever come back from the shop with nothing for her.
Oh god no,it's even worse when the question is "what do you want for Christmas?" and the reply is "nothing"... Take it from, Christmas finishes very abruptly when you've taken them at their word... "It'll be lonely this Christmas, lonely and cold" sniff, sniff..."
She could of asked for a surprise...then not get them what they wanted you to get lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never, ever, ever, ever compliment a woman on her pregnancy, without being absolutely certain she IS pregnant… like I mean she comes up to you and says “ hey, I am so pleased, I am pregnant!”
It might be ( in fact it was ) the case that she had just been drinking a lot more beer and not exercising as much as she used to!
But my goodness, she did look pregnant "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If a women drips food down her chin and when she wipes it off, never under any circumstances say “not that chin, the other one” "
I made that mistake in school. Danm those turkey twizlers were good but they made such a mess |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If a women drips food down her chin and when she wipes it off, never under any circumstances say “not that chin, the other one”
I made that mistake in school. Danm those turkey twizlers were good but they made such a mess"
Fuck Jamie Oliver! |
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