So, what's your favourite insult approach then?
Do you go for the point blank .50 cal shot in the head and call a name like 'retard' or worse or, do you select a 'considered' insult where you know your target will need to go and consult google to find out what just happened before they can respond???
It's great here at times, some smooth operators out there... |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
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"I am more your kick them in the nuts sort of guy rather than words when it comes down to it.  "
my youngest can be very cutting with her insults,at 13 she was laughed at by some boys in the shopping precinct because she was wearing purple sunglasses she said to the lad
i can take these off but your always going to be a fat and ugly |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
yumsville |
im very choosy with my words as when i lose my rag I can take people apart, I prefer to steer clear of rows as a rule
Just remembered a guy kicking off at me over something
him: "I'm on bail right now but if I wasn't I'd have you"
me: "being on bail doesnt make you hard, it makes you fucking stupid"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The ones i normally use are:
"are you normally this stupid or are you making a special effort today' lol..
Or "fuck the ugly free.. You was born in the ugly forrest" haha.. I use loads more but not really the place to say them =-O.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was at school I had a bad habit of never walking away from a confrontation even though I was rubbish at fighting. so if someone insulted me I'd always try and choose personalised insults with as much truth in them as possible to play upon any possible insecurities... Needless to say I got kicked in a LOT till I learnt to keep my mouth shut and just walk away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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No idea but in my one to one with my line manager yesterday, she told me that one of the other line managers has a way of slagging someone or something off without actually saying it bluntly, wish I could do that, stop me getting a bollocking all the time as I much prefer to say it how it is, why pussy foot around ffs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Best put down happened like this
" I like your style and think your drop dead sexy I even like your one leg it adds to your personality and furthermore the fact that you got no teeth and squinting eyes was not off putting but if I'm being honest the reason I don't want your willy in me is because that shirt and tie you was wearing made you look naff "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I want to say something derogatory to someone with out it being obvious I say in conversation, there we are then, take first letter of those words spell twat. Makes me feel better. Childish I know |
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