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How long does a domestic go on for?
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over a year ago
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"Next door have been at it for 6 hours ffs!  
But can you hear what they're saying? It sometimes makes it more bearable if you can  they went to a club saturday, some guy wanted to dance, she danced with said guy, the hubby got pissed off....doors banging and shouing ensues.... "
Ooooh, a jealousy, "I don't trust you" domestic, not good. Go and ask for a cup of sugar ... and a dance with the guy  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Next door have been at it for 6 hours ffs!
But can you hear what they're saying? It sometimes makes it more bearable if you can they went to a club saturday, some guy wanted to dance, she danced with said guy, the hubby got pissed off....doors banging and shouing ensues....
Ooooh, a jealousy, "I don't trust you" domestic, not good. Go and ask for a cup of sugar ... and a dance with the guy "
No he has funny hair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Next door have been at it for 6 hours ffs!
Are we talking a twosome, threesome or moresome domestic?No a vanilla one by the sounds, she called his mon an interfering old bitch...that did it....went up again and more insults about said dancing... "
I quite enjoy6 watching a domestic as long as it doesn't interfere with the football.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Next door have been at it for 6 hours ffs!
But can you hear what they're saying? It sometimes makes it more bearable if you can they went to a club saturday, some guy wanted to dance, she danced with said guy, the hubby got pissed off....doors banging and shouing ensues....
Ooooh, a jealousy, "I don't trust you" domestic, not good. Go and ask for a cup of sugar ... and a dance with the guy No he has funny hair "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Next door have been at it for 6 hours ffs!
But can you hear what they're saying? It sometimes makes it more bearable if you can they went to a club saturday, some guy wanted to dance, she danced with said guy, the hubby got pissed off....doors banging and shouing ensues.... "
If her hubby wasn't happy about her dancing with another guy then she shouldn't have danced with him. He's right to be pissed at her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well five years together now and we have not had a single domestic and if we can help it we never will "
With a bum like that I would think he has a good distraction from starting one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So if said dance with another guy happened on Saturday, why the domestic now?? Pffftt,
Have they started throwing things yet? Can you hear anything smashing? |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"So if said dance with another guy happened on Saturday, why the domestic now?? Pffftt,
Have they started throwing things yet? Can you hear anything smashing? "
Yes, think the glass coffee table has gone west....and its been simmering apparantly...  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Next door have been at it for 6 hours ffs!
But can you hear what they're saying? It sometimes makes it more bearable if you can they went to a club saturday, some guy wanted to dance, she danced with said guy, the hubby got pissed off....doors banging and shouing ensues....
If her hubby wasn't happy about her dancing with another guy then she shouldn't have danced with him. He's right to be pissed at her."
 We don't know if he has been dancing around too. That sort of jealousy is never good.
We all know that there must be something else going on if this is really blowing up because of dancing with a man in a club.
I had my head pushed through a wall because because I stopped to speak to an old male friend from 6th Form when I was with my then boyfriend. The domestic that resulted in him lashing out went on for a few hours and only 'ended' when I knew my place. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Next door have been at it for 6 hours ffs!
But can you hear what they're saying? It sometimes makes it more bearable if you can they went to a club saturday, some guy wanted to dance, she danced with said guy, the hubby got pissed off....doors banging and shouing ensues....
If her hubby wasn't happy about her dancing with another guy then she shouldn't have danced with him. He's right to be pissed at her.
We don't know if he has been dancing around too. That sort of jealousy is never good.
We all know that there must be something else going on if this is really blowing up because of dancing with a man in a club.
I had my head pushed through a wall because because I stopped to speak to an old male friend from 6th Form when I was with my then boyfriend. The domestic that resulted in him lashing out went on for a few hours and only 'ended' when I knew my place."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Call the old bill and say you heard a row and a bang and its all gone quiet.
Then you get plod making loads of noise IF they turn up.  "
Tell them it sounded like gunshots and they will turn up and quickly! |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Call the old bill and say you heard a row and a bang and its all gone quiet.
Then you get plod making loads of noise IF they turn up.
Tell them it sounded like gunshots and they will turn up and quickly! "
Some of those armed response guys are sexy as fuck.....with huge weapons |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Call the old bill and say you heard a row and a bang and its all gone quiet.
Then you get plod making loads of noise IF they turn up.
Tell them it sounded like gunshots and they will turn up and quickly! "
Err and how much noise would they be making in their riot vans and screaming sirens turning up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Out in road now, hes sleeping in the car.....again....
Sleeping in the car?
Poor bloke, he will freeze his balls off out there! "
Its pretty cold tonight you could die if not wrapped up. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Out in road now, hes sleeping in the car.....again....
Sleeping in the car?
Poor bloke, he will freeze his balls off out there! "
I know, its a regular occurence now....i always peek out and he looks so uncomfortable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We watched a fantastic domestic at 'v' this year with a big group of people opposite our tent having a d*unken game of truth or dare!!! A woman was asked if she had sex with another woman to which she replied yes, her hubby went nuts best of it the other woman was there too ended up going off with the guy for some and it kicked off again. Blinding free entertainment with sound snapshots of the Jeremy Kyle theme tune playing at various times. Ha hs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Out in road now, hes sleeping in the car.....again....
Sleeping in the car?
Poor bloke, he will freeze his balls off out there! I know, its a regular occurence now....i always peek out and he looks so uncomfortable "
How often does she kick him out and does she ever sleep in the car? It seems a little unfair. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Out in road now, hes sleeping in the car.....again....
Sleeping in the car?
Poor bloke, he will freeze his balls off out there! I know, its a regular occurence now....i always peek out and he looks so uncomfortable "
Big car or small car? |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Out in road now, hes sleeping in the car.....again....
Sleeping in the car?
Poor bloke, he will freeze his balls off out there! I know, its a regular occurence now....i always peek out and he looks so uncomfortable
How often does she kick him out and does she ever sleep in the car? It seems a little unfair. "
Every week now, and no, only him....she speaks to him like dirt in public, makes me cringe |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Out in road now, hes sleeping in the car.....again....
Sleeping in the car?
Poor bloke, he will freeze his balls off out there! I know, its a regular occurence now....i always peek out and he looks so uncomfortable
Big car or small car?"
Blue, old, four door....dont know the make... |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Don't they have a spare room he can sleep in? Or even the sofa!! Seems a bit unfair that he has to sleep out in a cd car!
*cold* "
I know, id offer to bring him a coffee out, but dont wanna start em off again or embarrass him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't they have a spare room he can sleep in? Or even the sofa!! Seems a bit unfair that he has to sleep out in a cd car!
*cold* I know, id offer to bring him a coffee out, but dont wanna start em off again or embarrass him. "
He has been kicking off I wouldn't go near he might take it out on you. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Don't they have a spare room he can sleep in? Or even the sofa!! Seems a bit unfair that he has to sleep out in a cd car!
*cold* I know, id offer to bring him a coffee out, but dont wanna start em off again or embarrass him.
He has been kicking off I wouldn't go near he might take it out on you. "
Hadnt thought of that..... |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Simple make a flask Flash the living room lights or a light near show the flask stick it out side if he wants a brew he can get it. "
Think il leave well alone, i may embarrass him, and i think he has enough of that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Simple make a flask Flash the living room lights or a light near show the flask stick it out side if he wants a brew he can get it. Think il leave well alone, i may embarrass him, and i think he has enough of that. "
Is he still in the car? Does he take a sleeping bag or what? |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Simple make a flask Flash the living room lights or a light near show the flask stick it out side if he wants a brew he can get it. Think il leave well alone, i may embarrass him, and i think he has enough of that.
Is he still in the car? Does he take a sleeping bag or what? "
yes, hes in the car, looks like hes trying to get comfy and looks like he only has a coat over him |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Simple make a flask Flash the living room lights or a light near show the flask stick it out side if he wants a brew he can get it. Think il leave well alone, i may embarrass him, and i think he has enough of that.
Is he still in the car? Does he take a sleeping bag or what? yes, hes in the car, looks like hes trying to get comfy and looks like he only has a coat over him "
Can I come round and give him a poke?  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Simple make a flask Flash the living room lights or a light near show the flask stick it out side if he wants a brew he can get it. Think il leave well alone, i may embarrass him, and i think he has enough of that.
Is he still in the car? Does he take a sleeping bag or what? yes, hes in the car, looks like hes trying to get comfy and looks like he only has a coat over him
Can I come round and give him a poke? "
He might not like a poke |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Simple make a flask Flash the living room lights or a light near show the flask stick it out side if he wants a brew he can get it. Think il leave well alone, i may embarrass him, and i think he has enough of that.
Is he still in the car? Does he take a sleeping bag or what? yes, hes in the car, looks like hes trying to get comfy and looks like he only has a coat over him
Can I come round and give him a poke? He might not like a poke "
No most men like a poke on the sly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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In our house: 12 seconds max...
Me: "have you cleaned the toilet yet?"
Him: "no, not yet, the footys on"
Me: "sod the footy, clean the bog ffs!"
Him: "do I have to?"
Me: "do you value your bollox?"
Him: ...."I'm cleaning the toilet darling"
Me: *smug as fook* |
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"Next door have been at it for 6 hours ffs!
But can you hear what they're saying? It sometimes makes it more bearable if you can they went to a club saturday, some guy wanted to dance, she danced with said guy, the hubby got pissed off....doors banging and shouing ensues.... "
ffs ...danced ..imagine if hed wanted a shag !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Next door have been at it for 6 hours ffs!
But can you hear what they're saying? It sometimes makes it more bearable if you can they went to a club saturday, some guy wanted to dance, she danced with said guy, the hubby got pissed off....doors banging and shouing ensues....
ffs ...danced ..imagine if hed wanted a shag !!"
Pistols at dawn no doubt |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In our house: 12 seconds max...
Me: "have you cleaned the toilet yet?"
Him: "no, not yet, the footys on"
Me: "sod the footy, clean the bog ffs!"
Him: "do I have to?"
Me: "do you value your bollox?"
Him: ...."I'm cleaning the toilet darling"
Me: *smug as fook* "
If Siren said that to me the row would last 2 seconds and go along the lines of:
"Fuck off." |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In our house: 12 seconds max...
Me: "have you cleaned the toilet yet?"
Him: "no, not yet, the footys on"
Me: "sod the footy, clean the bog ffs!"
Him: "do I have to?"
Me: "do you value your bollox?"
Him: ...."I'm cleaning the toilet darling"
Me: *smug as fook*
If Siren said that to me the row would last 2 seconds and go along the lines of:
"Fuck off.""
Good on Siren  |
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"So if said dance with another guy happened on Saturday, why the domestic now?? Pffftt,
Have they started throwing things yet? Can you hear anything smashing? Yes, think the glass coffee table has gone west....and its been simmering apparantly... "
I'm just curious: how big is the pan if they've been simmering the coffee table? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I don't see what all the fuss is about.
I was in a club the other night and had a dance with a nice bird, her bloke walked up and accused me of feeling her up
I denied it and tried to calm him down and his wife (the bird I was dancing with) even tried to back me up.
He then kicked her in the fanny!!
It was out of order AND he broke two of my fingers when he did it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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 @Dogger!
Anyway, its always been my experience that a domestic will go on looooong after the man has thought it ended. It might be a week, or a year, but you'll be arguing about something else entirely and all of a sudden a 5 year old domestic will resurface from her elephantine brain.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"@Dogger!
Anyway, its always been my experience that a domestic will go on looooong after the man has thought it ended. It might be a week, or a year, but you'll be arguing about something else entirely and all of a sudden a 5 year old domestic will resurface from her elephantine brain.
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True, women NEVER forget anything. Me and my missus had a little spat recently over money, out of the blue she mentioned about something that happened at our wedding reception - 15 YEARS AGO!! That was the chief bridesmaid managed to get me into a corner of the room and snogged me plus groped me at the same time, wifey said that I did nothing to stop it and encouraged the chief bridesmaid even more (true, I was enjoying it )Cue her slamming the front door on her way out. Mind you I didn't manage to get to shag the chief bridesmaid that evening. That came a month later!!! |
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Women do have the last word and savvy men will realise this and be quiet. Most men learn through previous mistakes ie, never answer the question 'do I look fat in this dress' truthfully if you are just about to go out. If you say yes she will be another 2 hours and it will end up in you buying her a new dress on the upcoming weekend, and she will say its your fault for saying the word yes.
its ok for men to ogle a sexy woman if they admit that a certain part of her is not as good as their partners ie' that woman is gorgeous, she is stunning.... but she hasn't got a cute nose like you have darling. If you ogle a woman and go on about how gorgeous she is and do not pay your partner a compliment, this will end up in her sulking and used against you for the next 20 years.
My OH made a small mistake on Saturday night at a swinging club. A woman he fancied came into the dance area and she was everything he likes in a woman, blonde, big boobed, round bum, curves galore, about a size 16/18. He kept looking and kept saying how nice she was. I agreed because she was.
After a little while she went out and I said to him,“ come on let's go and see if we can find that lady and see if she wants to play with you”. His reply was 'noooo that woman is way out of my league'...... Obviously meaning I'm not.
Men!!! Fed up with their honesty at times |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Simple make a flask Flash the living room lights or a light near show the flask stick it out side if he wants a brew he can get it. "
Dont do that he may get confused and think its a dogging request |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Women do have the last word and savvy men will realise this and be quiet. Most men learn through previous mistakes ie, never answer the question 'do I look fat in this dress' truthfully if you are just about to go out. If you say yes she will be another 2 hours and it will end up in you buying her a new dress on the upcoming weekend, and she will say its your fault for saying the word yes.
its ok for men to ogle a sexy woman if they admit that a certain part of her is not as good as their partners ie' that woman is gorgeous, she is stunning.... but she hasn't got a cute nose like you have darling. If you ogle a woman and go on about how gorgeous she is and do not pay your partner a compliment, this will end up in her sulking and used against you for the next 20 years.
My OH made a small mistake on Saturday night at a swinging club. A woman he fancied came into the dance area and she was everything he likes in a woman, blonde, big boobed, round bum, curves galore, about a size 16/18. He kept looking and kept saying how nice she was. I agreed because she was.
After a little while she went out and I said to him,“ come on let's go and see if we can find that lady and see if she wants to play with you”. His reply was 'noooo that woman is way out of my league'...... Obviously meaning I'm not.
Men!!! Fed up with their honesty at times "
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We rarely argue, occasionally have a cross word. But dont ask Jay a question unless you want an honest answer, cause he doesnt sugarcoat it..
I think we have both mellowed as we have gotten older.
Mind you when i told my mum we rarely argue she said noone can argue with me cause all i say is Fuck off and dont come back lol |
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