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"That's not old that is sad "That's a relief! | |||
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"That's not old that is sad "Yep, agreed... getting excited by paying more than you should for anything is rather sad... but saying that. the Co-OP are guilty as sin of doing the same deed. Verdict: Old and sad Sorry OP  | |||
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"That's not old that is sad
Yep, agreed... getting excited by paying more than you should for anything is rather sad... but saying that. the Co-OP are guilty as sin of doing the same deed.
Verdict: Old and sad
Sorry OP "We need a 'bursting into tears' smiley
I'm ginger too. Fml! | |||
 yes I (H) did this,this afternoon  | |||
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"That's not old that is sad
Yep, agreed... getting excited by paying more than you should for anything is rather sad... but saying that. the Co-OP are guilty as sin of doing the same deed.
Verdict: Old and sad
Sorry OP
We need a 'bursting into tears' smiley
I'm ginger too. Fml!"Nothing wrong with gingers. Unless your name happens to be Butch as well | |||
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"You start getting junk emails for viagra, tena-men and hair transplant surgery websites! "But why do I get viagra ads... they are meant for the blokes...!!!! | |||
"You start getting junk emails for viagra, tena-men and hair transplant surgery websites! But why do I get viagra ads... they are meant for the blokes...!!!!"Rumor has it that it rather good for females | |||
"You start getting junk emails for viagra, tena-men and hair transplant surgery websites! But why do I get viagra ads... they are meant for the blokes...!!!!
Rumor has it that it rather good for females "Really? WHat does it do for women... I mean literally we dont want things inflated, do we? | |||
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"You start getting junk emails for viagra, tena-men and hair transplant surgery websites! But why do I get viagra ads... they are meant for the blokes...!!!!
Rumor has it that it rather good for females Really? WHat does it do for women... I mean literally we dont want things inflated, do we?"Gives you nipples like pigmies cocks - and makes it easier for inexperienced or just plain stupid people to find your clit! | |||
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"You start getting junk emails for viagra, tena-men and hair transplant surgery websites! But why do I get viagra ads... they are meant for the blokes...!!!!
Rumor has it that it rather good for females Really? WHat does it do for women... I mean literally we dont want things inflated, do we?
Gives you nipples like pigmies cocks - and makes it easier for inexperienced or just plain stupid people to find your clit! "Really? OMG I never knew that... must watch that on somebody else sometime | |||
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"When you ...... What was the question ?? "Absolutely, no jammie dodgers today! | |||
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"when you go urrgh as your getting into your car" It is actually my car that does that when I get in | |||
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"When you ...... What was the question ?? Absolutely, no jammie dodgers today!"Tried the chocolate dodgers. You can't beat the jammie ones | |||
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"You start getting junk emails for viagra, tena-men and hair transplant surgery websites! But why do I get viagra ads... they are meant for the blokes...!!!!
Rumor has it that it rather good for females Really? WHat does it do for women... I mean literally we dont want things inflated, do we?
Gives you nipples like pigmies cocks - and makes it easier for inexperienced or just plain stupid people to find your clit! Really? OMG I never knew that... must watch that on somebody else sometime "You said you knew everything | |||
"When you ...... What was the question ?? Absolutely, no jammie dodgers today!
Tried the chocolate dodgers. You can't beat the jammie ones "He did a lot to introduce healthy school dinners, didn't he...;-) | |||
"You start getting junk emails for viagra, tena-men and hair transplant surgery websites! But why do I get viagra ads... they are meant for the blokes...!!!!
Rumor has it that it rather good for females Really? WHat does it do for women... I mean literally we dont want things inflated, do we?
Gives you nipples like pigmies cocks - and makes it easier for inexperienced or just plain stupid people to find your clit! Really? OMG I never knew that... must watch that on somebody else sometime
You said you knew everything "I lied! Thats why I am not allowed to change my profile name to Mother Theresa | |||
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"You start getting junk emails for viagra, tena-men and hair transplant surgery websites! But why do I get viagra ads... they are meant for the blokes...!!!!
Rumor has it that it rather good for females Really? WHat does it do for women... I mean literally we dont want things inflated, do we?
Gives you nipples like pigmies cocks - and makes it easier for inexperienced or just plain stupid people to find your clit! Really? OMG I never knew that... must watch that on somebody else sometime
You said you knew everything
I lied! Thats why I am not allowed to change my profile name to Mother Theresa "On your knees and thirty Hail Marys | |||
"You start getting junk emails for viagra, tena-men and hair transplant surgery websites! But why do I get viagra ads... they are meant for the blokes...!!!!
Rumor has it that it rather good for females Really? WHat does it do for women... I mean literally we dont want things inflated, do we?
Gives you nipples like pigmies cocks - and makes it easier for inexperienced or just plain stupid people to find your clit! Really? OMG I never knew that... must watch that on somebody else sometime
You said you knew everything
I lied! Thats why I am not allowed to change my profile name to Mother Theresa
On your knees and thirty Hail Marys "Sir, with due respect... last time I got on my knees I nearly choked...;-) | |||
"Princess Pussy and I once took some of Patricks viagra - didn't do owt for us "It was probably fake lol | |||
"You start getting junk emails for viagra, tena-men and hair transplant surgery websites! But why do I get viagra ads... they are meant for the blokes...!!!!
Rumor has it that it rather good for females Really? WHat does it do for women... I mean literally we dont want things inflated, do we?
Gives you nipples like pigmies cocks - and makes it easier for inexperienced or just plain stupid people to find your clit! Really? OMG I never knew that... must watch that on somebody else sometime
You said you knew everything
I lied! Thats why I am not allowed to change my profile name to Mother Theresa
On your knees and thirty Hail Marys Sir, with due respect... last time I got on my knees I nearly choked...;-)"Ok ok I promise not to push quite so hard | |||
"You draw your old age pension" Some people draw theirs at a younger age though...? | |||
"When you ...... What was the question ?? Absolutely, no jammie dodgers today!
Tried the chocolate dodgers. You can't beat the jammie ones He did a lot to introduce healthy school dinners, didn't he...;-)"He's ok but I prefer marco Pierre | |||
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"When your knees sound like a drum solo going upstairs, and you no longer apologise for your farts. "What if your farts sound like drum solo's as you are going upstairs? | |||
"When your knees sound like a drum solo going upstairs, and you no longer apologise for your farts.
What if your farts sound like drum solo's as you are going upstairs? "You're probably Phil Collins | |||
"When your knees sound like a drum solo going upstairs, and you no longer apologise for your farts.
What if your farts sound like drum solo's as you are going upstairs?
You're probably Phil Collins "... probably Phil something else! | |||
Nearest I've come to phoning Digintas, let me tell you.....
Pork | |||
"Princess Pussy and I once took some of Patricks viagra - didn't do owt for us
It was probably fake lol"Well it seemed to work as it should on Patrick, lol | |||
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"when you say, that boy needs a haircut he looks like a girl. and you cant stand listening to radio 1." haven't been able to listen to it since moyles left | |||
".... when you can't eat after 7pm without Gavisgon on standby. "oh dear thats not good | |||
