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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
A few years back our boss who likes to let it all out went to do a presentation. Arriving early he went to the stage from the rear and went through his talk behind the curtain. He let rip several times.
When he stepped through onto the stage half the audience were already there  |
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I was fitting a bedroom in a customer's house.
I was cutting a panel with my jigsaw.
I had my foot resting on the leg of my black and decker workmate.
As I finished cutting I let out a big fart.
Hear a noise behind me and standing just behind me was the lady of the house with a tray of tea and biscuits.
She just laughed it off.
I wish I could've it was very smelly.
Soooooo embarrassed I was very apologetic and even went out of my way to get a card for her the next day saying sorry.  |
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At the airport we used to like to share our farts.
The main thing would be for the tug driver to drop his guts in the tug on the pushback, knowing the poor headset man had to get in the tug for the drive back to stand.
The particular evil ones like to get in the hold doorway when loading the aircraft, then let rip, gassing the poor bloke at the other end of the hold. |
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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
"I was fitting a bedroom in a customer's house.
I was cutting a panel with my jigsaw.
I had my foot resting on the leg of my black and decker workmate.
As I finished cutting I let out a big fart.
Hear a noise behind me and standing just behind me was the lady of the house with a tray of tea and biscuits.
She just laughed it off.
I wish I could've it was very smelly.
Soooooo embarrassed I was very apologetic and even went out of my way to get a card for her the next day saying sorry. "
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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
"At the airport we used to like to share our farts.
The main thing would be for the tug driver to drop his guts in the tug on the pushback, knowing the poor headset man had to get in the tug for the drive back to stand.
The particular evil ones like to get in the hold doorway when loading the aircraft, then let rip, gassing the poor bloke at the other end of the hold."
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