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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
..your lair?
If you were an evil megalomaniac, the sort that would totally fail to kill James Bond in an interesting and entertaining fashion.
Mine would be protected by t-rexs with machine guns.
What would you add to it?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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6 hot (heat) and bothered and very d*unk young women.
Have you seen them on a Friday and Saturday night in town??
Think about all teeth and claws, not to mention the screeching! |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
The first level would be protected by a children’s soft play area filled with nauseated, over stimulated and highly excitable kids and their associated viscera.
The second level would be angry rhinos with lasers.
The third level would be a very slow lift that plays musak off key.
By the time they reach me, they’ll be broken both physically and emotionally
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"The first level would be protected by a children’s soft play area filled with nauseated, over stimulated and highly excitable kids and their associated viscera.
The second level would be angry rhinos with lasers.
The third level would be a very slow lift that plays musak off key.
By the time they reach me, they’ll be broken both physically and emotionally
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You've been planning this a long time haven't you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sky tv
For the boredom
In between trying to be a dick dastardly type
Mutely in attendance
Plenty of bacon Pringles and prawn
Oh Nora standing guard to the lair
Wo betide any one that comes near  |
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"Massive system of movement-triggered speakers playing Phil Collins. Nothing could get past that!
Oooh I love Phil Collins 
Ah, damn! You’re in my lair! "
I was going to do my victory dance, but...
# I can't dance, and I can't sing
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