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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
"I even put a picture of my Wang over an unflushed toilet in my messages.
C'mon,
What's the secret?"
that's where you are going wrong, should have been next to a can of linx Africa or a sky remove |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm beginning to think this is a waste of time too....Most of the women who are way below average are looking for an over 6ft model. It's not as if they are oil paintings themselves |
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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago
Wombwell, Barnsley |
"I'm beginning to think this is a waste of time too....Most of the women who are way below average are looking for an over 6ft model. It's not as if they are oil paintings themselves "
Ouch! Don't think I've seen any 6 foot model type people on fab. Well, not real ones!! |
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"I even put a picture of my Wang over an unflushed toilet in my messages.
C'mon,
What's the secret?"
Have you tried calling the woman a slut and mentioned “destroying her pussy with your hard cock”? |
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"I'm beginning to think this is a waste of time too....Most of the women who are way below average are looking for an over 6ft model. It's not as if they are oil paintings themselves "
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And here we have lesson one on how to commit fabicide |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm beginning to think this is a waste of time too....Most of the women who are way below average are looking for an over 6ft model. It's not as if they are oil paintings themselves "
Try the Tate, or the louvre, much better class of bird there  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I even put a picture of my Wang over an unflushed toilet in my messages.
C'mon,
What's the secret?
I'd definitely have replied if I'd seen that!
Ah too late now  "
What  no, bbbut it's andrex triple quilted  |
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"I'm beginning to think this is a waste of time too....Most of the women who are way below average are looking for an over 6ft model. It's not as if they are oil paintings themselves
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And here we have lesson one on how to commit fabicide "
One hell of a first forum post though!
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
"I'm beginning to think this is a waste of time too....Most of the women who are way below average are looking for an over 6ft model. It's not as if they are oil paintings themselves "
ouch, is that your "I'm a twat" role play character
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"I'm beginning to think this is a waste of time too....Most of the women who are way below average are looking for an over 6ft model. It's not as if they are oil paintings themselves "
I'm holding out fur a hero |
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"I'm prob below average, can someone point me in the direction of all the 6 foot models please?"
I’ve done 5 plaster casts of mine and currently sat with my left foot in a mould for number 6… I’ll give you a shout when it’s ready |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm prob below average, can someone point me in the direction of all the 6 foot models please?
I’ve done 5 plaster casts of mine and currently sat with my left foot in a mould for number 6… I’ll give you a shout when it’s ready"
when might I expect it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm beginning to think this is a waste of time too....Most of the women who are way below average are looking for an over 6ft model. It's not as if they are oil paintings themselves
Ouch! Don't think I've seen any 6 foot model type people on fab. Well, not real ones!!"
Yes, they are here. The "Top tier" men ;-p
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve never sent any lady’s messages
Or dick pics that’s for bedroom
Just think of it like club
Drinks loud music
Send a message
See where you go from there
You get polite move on move on
Not interested
You get slap round chops told to fuck off
Move on quickly
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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago
Wombwell, Barnsley |
"I'm beginning to think this is a waste of time too....Most of the women who are way below average are looking for an over 6ft model. It's not as if they are oil paintings themselves
Ouch! Don't think I've seen any 6 foot model type people on fab. Well, not real ones!!
Yes, they are here. The "Top tier" men ;-p
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Oh, do tell more? I must be in the running with being way below average!! |
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"I'm beginning to think this is a waste of time too....Most of the women who are way below average are looking for an over 6ft model. It's not as if they are oil paintings themselves
Ouch! Don't think I've seen any 6 foot model type people on fab. Well, not real ones!!"
How dare you! I have modelled things for many a radio show |
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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago
Wombwell, Barnsley |
"I'm beginning to think this is a waste of time too....Most of the women who are way below average are looking for an over 6ft model. It's not as if they are oil paintings themselves
Ouch! Don't think I've seen any 6 foot model type people on fab. Well, not real ones!!
How dare you! I have modelled things for many a radio show "
Ah, I stand corrected. I bet you are fab at radio modelling. |
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"I'm prob below average, can someone point me in the direction of all the 6 foot models please?
I’ve done 5 plaster casts of mine and currently sat with my left foot in a mould for number 6… I’ll give you a shout when it’s ready"
Did you do 3 Rights then
3 Lefts.
Or in Pairs ? |
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"I'm prob below average, can someone point me in the direction of all the 6 foot models please?
I’ve done 5 plaster casts of mine and currently sat with my left foot in a mould for number 6… I’ll give you a shout when it’s ready
Did you do 3 Rights then
3 Lefts.
Or in Pairs ? "
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You get nothing for a pair. 'not in this game! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Spotted one earlier with the remnants of a brown trout in the lavvie.
It was difficult to resist. But somehow I managed  "
Sorry about that  I'm learning every day. Today, flush, always flush.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve found messaging …. “Can I tongue punch you in your fart box followed by stabbing your herring hole with my sprog cannon”
Is normally a sure fire winner…. "
You're a wordsmith sir, such eloquent approach |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm beginning to think this is a waste of time too....Most of the women who are way below average are looking for an over 6ft model. It's not as if they are oil paintings themselves "
Got to be honest I kinda agree with him. |
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"I even put a picture of my Wang over an unflushed toilet in my messages.
C'mon,
What's the secret?
I'd definitely have replied if I'd seen that!
Ah too late now
What no, bbbut it's andrex triple quilted "
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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago
Wombwell, Barnsley |
"I'm beginning to think this is a waste of time too....Most of the women who are way below average are looking for an over 6ft model. It's not as if they are oil paintings themselves
Got to be honest I kinda agree with him. "
Yes, but even if that were true, that most below average women are looking for a 6 foot male adonis. That kind of comment won't endear him to the below average women he presumably hopes to meet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I even put a picture of my Wang over an unflushed toilet in my messages.
C'mon,
What's the secret? that's where you are going wrong, should have been next to a can of linx Africa or a sky remove "
Got to be a old remote with the back missing and sticky tape holding the batteries in
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm beginning to think this is a waste of time too....Most of the women who are way below average are looking for an over 6ft model. It's not as if they are oil paintings themselves
Got to be honest I kinda agree with him. "
Is there anything wrong with that though? If you're a "5" can you only aim for "5's"?
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