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over a year ago
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Do you have a secret?
Care to get off your chest??
It is Friday after all, wine day!!
I'll start, hey my name's **** (I mean, I've not had enough wine to divulge that!!) and I do actually like sex. Like really enjoy it, I'm a total sex fiend.
Oh, my name's also Dave. Hey 
You go....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wouldn’t know where to start!!!! I have loads, is this like confession? I mean, will it go any further?
I’ve had wine already and picked a spot on my face so much I look like I’ve had a stroke! "
I promise it'll go no further. You can trust me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dave? I bet you have a massive wang too? Another secret. 
9inches baby"
I’m calling BS.
I think you need to put it next to my ‘tape measure’ to check that it’s not fab inches you’re measuring by. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't general do secrets, they end in tears.
On here I don't share everything about me. But that's being sensible, not secretive  "
Over sharing definitely ends in tears. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I might have had a glass of wine.
A large one.
I also might have been seeing if I could still twerk while cooking.
Both are mildly shameful. So sssssh."
There is no shame in wine.
The twerking, that's debatable. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might have had a glass of wine.
A large one.
I also might have been seeing if I could still twerk while cooking.
Both are mildly shameful. So sssssh.
There is no shame in wine.
The twerking, that's debatable. "
T'werk, that's where we go in Yorkshire |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I might have had a glass of wine.
A large one.
I also might have been seeing if I could still twerk while cooking.
Both are mildly shameful. So sssssh.
There is no shame in wine.
The twerking, that's debatable.
T'werk, that's where we go in Yorkshire "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If i tell you my secrets you will need to be locked in confinement for 200 years 
Sounds good to me.
I forgot about the bread and water only "
Make it bread and wine and we have a deal. |
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"If i tell you my secrets you will need to be locked in confinement for 200 years
Sounds good to me.
I forgot about the bread and water only
Make it bread and wine and we have a deal. "
Should we call it Last Supper or Lord's Supper |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't general do secrets, they end in tears.
On here I don't share everything about me. But that's being sensible, not secretive "
Agreed
Secrets Need to be Secrets for good reasons usually.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't general do secrets, they end in tears.
On here I don't share everything about me. But that's being sensible, not secretive
Agreed
Secrets Need to be Secrets for good reasons usually.. "
This is a safe space. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If i tell you my secrets you will need to be locked in confinement for 200 years
Sounds good to me.
I forgot about the bread and water only
Make it bread and wine and we have a deal.
Should we call it Last Supper or Lord's Supper "
If it's the last supper can we make it garlic bread and wine? |
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"If i tell you my secrets you will need to be locked in confinement for 200 years
Sounds good to me.
I forgot about the bread and water only
Make it bread and wine and we have a deal.
Should we call it Last Supper or Lord's Supper
If it's the last supper can we make it garlic bread and wine? "
Are you kind enough to buy the screw driver to open the wine ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If i tell you my secrets you will need to be locked in confinement for 200 years
Sounds good to me.
I forgot about the bread and water only
Make it bread and wine and we have a deal.
Should we call it Last Supper or Lord's Supper
If it's the last supper can we make it garlic bread and wine?
Are you kind enough to buy the screw driver to open the wine ? "
Screw top wine.  |
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"If i tell you my secrets you will need to be locked in confinement for 200 years
Sounds good to me.
I forgot about the bread and water only
Make it bread and wine and we have a deal.
Should we call it Last Supper or Lord's Supper
If it's the last supper can we make it garlic bread and wine?
Are you kind enough to buy the screw driver to open the wine ?
Screw top wine. "
Deal |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I might have had a glass of wine.
A large one.
I also might have been seeing if I could still twerk while cooking.
Both are mildly shameful. So sssssh.
There is no shame in wine.
The twerking, that's debatable.
T'werk, that's where we go in Yorkshire "
Ha! Very good Bella, very good indeed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My secret is that I think Dave is a another version of Essex Tom. An online persona created for a bit of fun. In Tom's case the real person isn't as stupid as they pretend to be - no one is that thick. In Daves case they're nowhere near as morose as they pretend to be. No one can be that negative and still make people laugh.
Mr |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My secret is that I think Dave is a another version of Essex Tom. An online persona created for a bit of fun. In Tom's case the real person isn't as stupid as they pretend to be - no one is that thick. In Daves case they're nowhere near as morose as they pretend to be. No one can be that negative and still make people laugh.
Mr"
You'd be surprised how miserable Dave really is. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you have a secret?
.......Oh, my name's also Wonko. Hey
You go....
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I knew it! Hi Wonko!"
It took me a while to work out what you did there. Well played. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do you have a secret?
.......Oh, my name's also Wonko. Hey
You go....
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I knew it! Hi Wonko!
It took me a while to work out what you did there. Well played.
Too much wine?"
Never have too much wine |
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"Do you have a secret?
.......Oh, my name's also Wonko. Hey
You go....
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I knew it! Hi Wonko!
It took me a while to work out what you did there. Well played.
Too much wine?
Never have too much wine"
Even when you pass out? |
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"My big secret is I'm in love with Dave but you won't tell him  "
I'm Dave, but seeing as I'm outside your age group, never mind up outside yourlocality, I can be sure that I'm not the lucky Dave. Best of luck to Dave's everywhere, and if you happen to be a Dave, drop the lady a message, it might just be your lucky day. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My big secret is I'm in love with Dave but you won't tell him
I'm Dave, but seeing as I'm outside your age group, never mind up outside yourlocality, I can be sure that I'm not the lucky Dave. Best of luck to Dave's everywhere, and if you happen to be a Dave, drop the lady a message, it might just be your lucky day. "
Oi that's me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you have a secret?
.......Oh, my name's also Wonko. Hey
You go....
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I knew it! Hi Wonko!
It took me a while to work out what you did there. Well played.
Too much wine?
Never have too much wine
Even when you pass out?"
Never happens |
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