Knock knock

By *harpDressed Man OP Man over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Avon calling, your bell's not working.

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I asked for Bvon

By *harpDressed Man OP Man over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I asked for Bvon"

You should move to Devon, it's much nearer

By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

Who's there?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doctor

By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"Doctor "

Doctor? No wonder I can't get an appointment if you're out knocking on doors.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At least he is not knocking on heaven's door.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

MissD cannot answer the door right now. Please leave your message through the letterbox

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At least he’s knocking not catching you in compromiseing position

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knocking on heavens door?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"MissD cannot answer the door right now. Please leave your message through the letterbox

It's a package and it won't fit through the letterbox. Do you have a safe place?

By *ob Carpe DiemMan over a year ago

Torquay

Knock all you want it's not my door