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So I'm busy stacking the conveyer and listening in as the teenage couple ahead of me talks about their anniversary - awww!
When one if my items falls off and the lad very kindly picks it up for me.
As he puts it back he realises it's condoms. 
And that there's another 17 boxes on the conveyer
I say thank you and he daren't look at me or his girlfriend or the checkout lady. Who is totting up the boxes and twinkling at me. 
I grin back broadly and mention to the lad that his ears have gone pink! 
His girlfriend starts paying but is registering shock that oldies use quite so many condoms.
I have to say it perked my day up! Love to scandalize the yoof 
What's cheered your day up today? |
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"So I'm busy stacking the conveyer and listening in as the teenage couple ahead of me talks about their anniversary - awww!
When one if my items falls off and the lad very kindly picks it up for me.
As he puts it back he realises it's condoms.
And that there's another 17 boxes on the conveyer
I say thank you and he daren't look at me or his girlfriend or the checkout lady. Who is totting up the boxes and twinkling at me.
I grin back broadly and mention to the lad that his ears have gone pink!
His girlfriend starts paying but is registering shock that oldies use quite so many condoms.
I have to say it perked my day up! Love to scandalize the yoof
What's cheered your day up today?"
The fact that you are clearly keeping a struggling retail outlet in business buying all those condoms there, when you just know you could get a better deal online. Well done you!
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"So I'm busy stacking the conveyer and listening in as the teenage couple ahead of me talks about their anniversary - awww!
When one if my items falls off and the lad very kindly picks it up for me.
As he puts it back he realises it's condoms.
And that there's another 17 boxes on the conveyer
I say thank you and he daren't look at me or his girlfriend or the checkout lady. Who is totting up the boxes and twinkling at me.
I grin back broadly and mention to the lad that his ears have gone pink!
His girlfriend starts paying but is registering shock that oldies use quite so many condoms.
I have to say it perked my day up! Love to scandalize the yoof
What's cheered your day up today?"
Made me smile - nice one.....
And cheered me up today...nothing as amusing....just got a nasty little re-roofing job out of the way .....  |
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"18 boxes !
Were they on special offer or had the good people of Yorkshire start locking their sons and brothers up ?"
£1:49 per pack.
And I'm crossing borders with a suitcase full of them and my best innocent expression for customs... |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"18 boxes !
Were they on special offer or had the good people of Yorkshire start locking their sons and brothers up ?
£1:49 per pack.
And I'm crossing borders with a suitcase full of them and my best innocent expression for customs... "
How long are you away for? |
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"18 boxes !
Were they on special offer or had the good people of Yorkshire start locking their sons and brothers up ?
£1:49 per pack.
And I'm crossing borders with a suitcase full of them and my best innocent expression for customs... "
You'll never get into Lincolnshire
Well not unless you have a prosthetic 3rd arm to fool the border guards with ! |
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"18 boxes !
Were they on special offer or had the good people of Yorkshire start locking their sons and brothers up ?
£1:49 per pack.
And I'm crossing borders with a suitcase full of them and my best innocent expression for customs...
How long are you away for?"
A week |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"18 boxes !
Were they on special offer or had the good people of Yorkshire start locking their sons and brothers up ?
£1:49 per pack.
And I'm crossing borders with a suitcase full of them and my best innocent expression for customs...
How long are you away for?
A week "
5-8 shags a day. Hope you bought lube as well |
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You do realise TD that there are people on Tor browsers watching you 
Buying 54 condoms and then admittting to crossing borders, you may have just very well highlighted yourself as a drugs mule.
I would prepare for some rubber glove treatment |
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"who buys 17 boxes of condoms lol"
I didn't, I bought 18.
Oh and 12 more at the other branch of the same store in Sheffield, but that cleared their shelves and wasn't enough. And they didn't have cat lit. |
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"You do realise TD that there are people on Tor browsers watching you
Buying 54 condoms and then admittting to crossing borders, you may have just very well highlighted yourself as a drugs mule.
I would prepare for some rubber glove treatment "
Oooooh! Men in uniform! |
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"You do realise TD that there are people on Tor browsers watching you
Buying 54 condoms and then admittting to crossing borders, you may have just very well highlighted yourself as a drugs mule.
I would prepare for some rubber glove treatment "
Meet Customs Officer Marigold...
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Buying 54 condoms
Just spotted the flaw in your maths.
They are boxes of 12.
So that's 216. "
It wasn't a flaw in my maths
More a measure of my innocence
Well that and the fact finding use for 54 condoms was hard enough, let alone 216 !
You are, after all, talking to the man who can take 3 condoms on a night out and come back with 4 |
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Buying 54 condoms
Just spotted the flaw in your maths.
They are boxes of 12.
So that's 216.
It wasn't a flaw in my maths
More a measure of my innocence
Well that and the fact finding use for 54 condoms was hard enough, let alone 216 !
You are, after all, talking to the man who can take 3 condoms on a night out and come back with 4 "
I believe they are all going to be used for fairly standard purposes.
But not by me - I get mine from the clinic.
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"So I'm busy stacking the conveyer and listening in as the teenage couple ahead of me talks about their anniversary - awww!
When one if my items falls off and the lad very kindly picks it up for me.
As he puts it back he realises it's condoms.
And that there's another 17 boxes on the conveyer
I say thank you and he daren't look at me or his girlfriend or the checkout lady. Who is totting up the boxes and twinkling at me.
I grin back broadly and mention to the lad that his ears have gone pink!
His girlfriend starts paying but is registering shock that oldies use quite so many condoms.
I have to say it perked my day up! Love to scandalize the yoof
What's cheered your day up today?"
I was in this supermarket planning on buying some condoms - but I got to the shelf just as..................... |
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I was in this supermarket planning on buying some condoms - but I got to the shelf just as.....................
Wasn't me.
Wasn't a supermarket
Must have been a Bargain away from Home?
Indeedy "
Whatever you do, do not try their Chinesee Chardonnay, well not for drinking lol |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
I was in Ann Summers with my daughter a while ago (she is 30 by the way) and we were looking at vibrators. She was saying which ones she had and was comparing them to the ones I had.
Obvious couple behind us were really embarrassed about our conversation when they heard daughter call me 'mum'. The fella couldn't tear himself away but the woman moved quickly and was hissing at him to join her on the other side of the shop! |
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"I'm thinking of going shopping for condoms, lube, rubber gloves, a squash and industrial tape just to see the reaction "
Don't forget the shovel that should really get them talking |
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"I'm thinking of going shopping for condoms, lube, rubber gloves, a squash and industrial tape just to see the reaction
Don't forget the shovel that should really get them talking "
Oooo and black bin liners lol |
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"Are you going to Africa to promote safe sex or something? Where else would you need to take that many condoms???? 
Also......why pay for them??? Get them free from the gum clinic "
I'm going to Ireland where you can't get cheap ones. One of my friends asked me to get some onetime and it's spread so I now take 30 packs of 12 for assorted friends!
I get my own free, but I wouldn't abuse that service by getting them for other people - especially when they live in another country.
They reimburse me and since I don't believe there's anything to be embarrassed by I have no problem buying them - but teenagers next to me at the check out may... |
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I need to discard another box at the end of this month, the fourth pack of 12s to be binned, out of a total of 5 packs that I had bought since Aug 2009! |
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"Are you going to Africa to promote safe sex or something? Where else would you need to take that many condoms????
Also......why pay for them??? Get them free from the gum clinic
I'm going to Ireland where you can't get cheap ones. One of my friends asked me to get some onetime and it's spread so I now take 30 packs of 12 for assorted friends!
I get my own free, but I wouldn't abuse that service by getting them for other people - especially when they live in another country.
They reimburse me and since I don't believe there's anything to be embarrassed by I have no problem buying them - but teenagers next to me at the check out may... "
Ahhhhhh it makes sense now |
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"a 12 pack condoms where i live is 16.99 euros so that's great value what you bought them for.well done for you for helping out some friends.  "
If you have friends in the UK who don't embarrass easy ask them to find a Home Bargains (think they're mainly in the north of UK), stock up, ditch the boxes and mail them to you - they're not heavy so very little postage.
Also if you ever make it north of the border I saw a branch in either Omagh or Derry. |
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don't have friends in the UK unfortunately.live too far away from the border too as i am in co Kerry so a bit of a pain.the std clinic where i go only give out one or two condoms even though they know what i do so i am afraid have to buy at full whack  |
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"a 12 pack condoms where i live is 16.99 euros so that's great value what you bought them for.well done for you for helping out some friends. "
So ten packs in home bargains is £14.90, ten packs near you is 169.90 euro...
This is why I'm carrying so many! |
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Buying 54 condoms
Just spotted the flaw in your maths.
They are boxes of 12.
So that's 216.
It wasn't a flaw in my maths
More a measure of my innocence
Well that and the fact finding use for 54 condoms was hard enough, let alone 216 !
You are, after all, talking to the man who can take 3 condoms on a night out and come back with 4 "
pmsl |
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"You do realise TD that there are people on Tor browsers watching you
Buying 54 condoms and then admittting to crossing borders, you may have just very well highlighted yourself as a drugs mule.
I would prepare for some rubber glove treatment "
Yeh I could just imagine her bending down doing squatters rights at the end of the humber bridge...... ooo matron |
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"don't have friends in the UK unfortunately.live too far away from the border too as i am in co Kerry so a bit of a pain.the std clinic where i go only give out one or two condoms even though they know what i do so i am afraid have to buy at full whack "
Happy to help, plus I'm often in Ireland |
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Just through your thoughtless actions, clearing the local community supply of birth control, there's going to be a baby boom in Sheffield, probably starting with that young couple on their anniversary night 