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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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I would lure them into a library. Stuff their mouth full of donuts (plain ones) so they didn't disturb the nerds. Then I would whisper but with a menacing expression "On Guard !" Before running them through with a telescopic sword |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Death by power-point presentation. 
 I've certainly seen a few in my time that made my eyes bleed."
Yep its cruel way to go.... after the first 3 graphs you just lose the will to live… |
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"With a frozen leg of lamb, Roald Dahl style  "
Ah yes! Cook the evidence and feed it to the murder investigators! Cunning!
This also works if you smother someone with a large bag of midget gems then hand them out at the crime scene.  |
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"Death by power-point presentation.
I've certainly seen a few in my time that made my eyes bleed.
Yep its cruel way to go.... after the first 3 graphs you just lose the will to live… "
Yes especially if they fly in from the edge of the screen with a swoosh sound effect.
*twitches nervously* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With a frozen leg of lamb, Roald Dahl style
Ah yes! Cook the evidence and feed it to the murder investigators! Cunning!
This also works if you smother someone with a large bag of midget gems then hand them out at the crime scene. "
not sure I could resist eating the midget gems before the murder though |
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Ohhhhhh what a wonderful thread.
I would like to slowly peel all their skin off.
Hang them upside down by a meat hook and slit their throat.
Im sure i will have other ideas before the afternoon is out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if theres a nearby natural disaster etc happened..simply transport the given corpse to that scene..."
You might get rumbled dumping a burnt, stabbed and mutilated with an angle grinder corpse in a flood!
Better to take the "Brick Top" approach and get yourself some pigs!   |
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"We are talking in work about Miss Marple type murder mysteries and how you would bump someone off.
What would be your MO? "
Well, I wouldn't want to establish a modus operandi as it would be a one off but maybe hire an escort to shag the victim and use a condom with a glucose coated alkaloid poison in the tip or in the lube on the inside of the condom.
Absorbed into the body through the penis in the way aids finds a way in.
Using an escort is usually a discreet matter ensuring the assailant would be unknown leaving a verdict of murder by poisoning by person or persons unknown. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if theres a nearby natural disaster etc happened..simply transport the given corpse to that scene...
You might get rumbled dumping a burnt, stabbed and mutilated with an angle grinder corpse in a flood!
Better to take the "Brick Top" approach and get yourself some pigs! "
no way am polluting my bacon with humany bits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Long range with a high powered rifle and frangable ammunition.
Scared  "
Don't be. I have the rifles (legally) but frangable ammunition isn't available in .338 calibre...lol |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Long range with a high powered rifle and frangable ammunition.
Scared
Don't be. I have the rifles (legally) but frangable ammunition isn't available in .338 calibre...lol"
Do they do flangable ones?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Long range with a high powered rifle and frangable ammunition.
Scared
Don't be. I have the rifles (legally) but frangable ammunition isn't available in .338 calibre...lolDo they do flangable ones? "
flange bullets? Ain't that a tampon  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Long range with a high powered rifle and frangable ammunition.
Scared
Don't be. I have the rifles (legally) but frangable ammunition isn't available in .338 calibre...lolDo they do flangable ones?
flange bullets? Ain't that a tampon "
Surely thats no good for the weapon? |
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"Are we talking hypothetically or ones you have done?
either/or, but would suggest you keep the details of the real ones vague to avoid prosecution "
Ahhhh but her I'd take to a church tower and subject to repeated playing of one song with only one escape route! 
It'sssssssss... |
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Icicle then the evidence simply melts
Piece of glass thrown into water becomes invisible
Kill them very very very slowly by making them watch episodes if MIRANDA back to back .... Yeah sick I know x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Long range with a high powered rifle and frangable ammunition.
Scared
Don't be. I have the rifles (legally) but frangable ammunition isn't available in .338 calibre...lolDo they do flangable ones? "
You have to understand, I am also a musician I actually own a device called a Flanger!...lol |
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