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'Ladies': Wardrobe Malfunction!
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Ladìes, Binariës, Whatevëries and Inclúsivities....
You're going out for a most splendid evening. You've had two arbitrary wardrobe/grooming malfunctions: your shoes AND your hair. But you can only 'fix' one.
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over a year ago
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I love the summer a time when women of the world walk the streets in tight fitting clothes believe unaware we can see everything or maybe aware knowing that its making me have to shuffle the boys about |
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"I love the summer a time when women of the world walk the streets in tight fitting clothes believe unaware we can see everything or maybe aware knowing that its making me have to shuffle the boys about "
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I'm going to assume that you wear Manolo Blahnik high heels then! |
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"Ladìes, Binariës, Whatevëries and Inclúsivities....
You're going out for a most splendid evening. You've had two arbitrary wardrobe/grooming malfunctions: your shoes AND your hair. But you can only 'fix' one.
What would it be?"
Hair! No contest |
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"Ladìes, Binariës, Whatevëries and Inclúsivities....
You're going out for a most splendid evening. You've had two arbitrary wardrobe/grooming malfunctions: your shoes AND your hair. But you can only 'fix' one.
What would it be?"
Hair generally people talk to your face not your shoes. |
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"I don't know Nerolatte. Was going to say hair but my hair always gets bigger. You have reminded me to check my consultation time for getting it less big so thanks ex-husband.  "
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Charming! You rarely cut your hair when we were married!
I'm going to shack up with Nelly_G. I like her hair.  |
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"Hair. Put trainers on and be cool 
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You would still have to wear your 'compromised' shoes. That's the caveat."
That's quite a big caveat.
But I take my shoes off most of the time anyway, so I'd just go barefoot  |
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"Hair. Put trainers on and be cool
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You would still have to wear your 'compromised' shoes. That's the caveat.
That's quite a big caveat.
But I take my shoes off most of the time anyway, so I'd just go barefoot "
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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I'd whip out the clippers for a quick no.4, get rid of the hair malfunction and put on some amazing shoes."
Noooo don't crop! You just need a good hair grip! Then you can have both!
I'll save shoes anyday!
Hair malfunction, I just bunch up and clip... Men have said that's my "just-been-fucked look" and they're not wrong...! |
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"I'd whip out the clippers for a quick no.4, get rid of the hair malfunction and put on some amazing shoes.
Noooo don't crop! You just need a good hair grip! Then you can have both!
I'll save shoes anyday!
Hair malfunction, I just bunch up and clip... Men have said that's my "just-been-fucked look" and they're not wrong...!"
It's really short anyway at the mo and I'm not a stranger to a buzz cut. |
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"Let's be honest shoes are inevitable to fail.
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Those poor soles!  "
Ohh noo Nero, the shoes caught our attention which made us have a look at your profile pics. You know what they say about men with large shoes...
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Still had a great night though!
Mrs TMN x