Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck,
she took it round the corner to teach it how to
fry some eggs for breakfast, fry some eggs for tea
the more you eat, the more you drink the more you want to
Peter had a boat the boat began to rock
up jumped some jaws and bit off his
cocktails, ginger ales, forty cents a glass
if you don't like it shove it up your
ask no questions tell no lies
I saw a police man doing up his
flies are bad mosquitoes are worse
and this is the end of my silly little verse!
I know this is an old one, but found it and it made me giggle  |
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Mary ad a little lamb she tied it to a pylon
5000 volts ran up it's ass and turned it's wool to nylon
Mary ad a little lamb she couldn't stop it grunting
She took it up the garden path and kicked Its f@@@@@@@ c@@@ in |
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"Mary ad a little lamb she tied it to a pylon
5000 volts ran up it's ass and turned it's wool to nylon
Mary ad a little lamb she couldn't stop it grunting
She took it up the garden path and kicked Its f@@@@@@@ c@@@ in "
 Spat me tea out at that one !
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"Mary ad a little lamb she tied it to a pylon
5000 volts ran up it's ass and turned it's wool to nylon
Mary ad a little lamb she couldn't stop it grunting
She took it up the garden path and kicked Its f@@@@@@@ c@@@ in
Spat me tea
out at that one !
Lol
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Cocktails,cocktails
2 and 6 a glass
if you don't like them
stick them up your
ask no questions
tell no lies
i saw a police man
pulling up his
flies are a nuisance
bees are worse
and that is the end
of my dirty little verse!
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Mary had a little watch
she swallowed it one day
and so she took some Epsom salts
to pass the time away
But though she tried, and tried, and tried
she couldn't make time pass
So if you want to know the time
just look up Mary's ass
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Song a song of siphilis,
A fanny full of crabs,
4 and 20 ulcers,
Covered in scabs,
When the scabs were opened,
The **** began to sing,
Isn't this a dirty place to put your penis in? |
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Mary had a little skirt
With splits right up the sides.
And every time that Mary walked
The boys could see her Thighs!
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...but she didn't wear that one very often!
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Mary had a little lamb,
She kept it in a bucket,
And everytime the lamb got out,
Her father tried to....
...Put it back in again! Dont be so rude people, her father isnt Welsh you know!
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"Mary had a little lamb,
She kept it in a bucket,
And everytime the lamb got out,
Her father tried to....
...Put it back in again! Dont be so rude people, her father isnt Welsh you know!
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Mary had a little lamb
She fed it on cream crackers
And every time it dropped a crumb
She kicked it in the ... ?!elbow.?!!
Completely missed its knackers ...  |
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