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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So far !
In school broke my arm off zip slide
Broke my leg on bsa bantam 250 motorcycle
Crashed a go cart another broken arm
Ripped my right hand side of my mouth in Halifax bathes fucking about
Had serious motorcycle accident at twenty eight left for dead at side of road
Broken leg broken ribs broken arm broken jaw helmet smashed in jaw wired up
Think that’s it lol
How many bones have you broken
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So far i've been crushed by a bull, run over by a cow, run over by a tractor, been trapped in farm machinery, fallen off a conveyor belt, fallen off a ladder, fallen down a flight of stairs, fallen out of a tree and driven a car into a ditch at speed.
No bones broken, ever.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So far i've been crushed by a bull, run over by a cow, run over by a tractor, been trapped in farm machinery, fallen off a conveyor belt, fallen off a ladder, fallen down a flight of stairs, fallen out of a tree and driven a car into a ditch at speed.
No bones broken, ever. "
Jeepers someone upstairs looking after you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So far i've been crushed by a bull, run over by a cow, run over by a tractor, been trapped in farm machinery, fallen off a conveyor belt, fallen off a ladder, fallen down a flight of stairs, fallen out of a tree and driven a car into a ditch at speed.
No bones broken, ever.
Jeepers someone upstairs looking after you "
Not to mention hitting my hand with a hammer on numerous occasions and sticking a chainsaw in my leg. I do have quite a few scars though.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So far i've been crushed by a bull, run over by a cow, run over by a tractor, been trapped in farm machinery, fallen off a conveyor belt, fallen off a ladder, fallen down a flight of stairs, fallen out of a tree and driven a car into a ditch at speed.
No bones broken, ever.
Jeepers someone upstairs looking after you
Not to mention hitting my hand with a hammer on numerous occasions and sticking a chainsaw in my leg. I do have quite a few scars though. "
I have scars on my mouth right hand side and when I was seventeen a young lady decided to bite instead of suck suffice to say trip to AE very traumatic one that was  |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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Two. Now I can tell when it is going to rain..... but not exactly when.
I smile at others who had bot taken a coat with them when they left the house on a nice day.
According to National Geographic it's barometric pressure in the body. Its true & a thing!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So far i've been crushed by a bull, run over by a cow, run over by a tractor, been trapped in farm machinery, fallen off a conveyor belt, fallen off a ladder, fallen down a flight of stairs, fallen out of a tree and driven a car into a ditch at speed.
No bones broken, ever.
Jeepers someone upstairs looking after you
Not to mention hitting my hand with a hammer on numerous occasions and sticking a chainsaw in my leg. I do have quite a few scars though.
I have scars on my mouth right hand side and when I was seventeen a young lady decided to bite instead of suck suffice to say trip to AE very traumatic one that was "
Oh and a chainsaw in the head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So far i've been crushed by a bull, run over by a cow, run over by a tractor, been trapped in farm machinery, fallen off a conveyor belt, fallen off a ladder, fallen down a flight of stairs, fallen out of a tree and driven a car into a ditch at speed.
No bones broken, ever.
Jeepers someone upstairs looking after you
Not to mention hitting my hand with a hammer on numerous occasions and sticking a chainsaw in my leg. I do have quite a few scars though.
I have scars on my mouth right hand side and when I was seventeen a young lady decided to bite instead of suck suffice to say trip to AE very traumatic one that was
Oh and a chainsaw in the head "
Nasty. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So far i've been crushed by a bull, run over by a cow, run over by a tractor, been trapped in farm machinery, fallen off a conveyor belt, fallen off a ladder, fallen down a flight of stairs, fallen out of a tree and driven a car into a ditch at speed.
No bones broken, ever.
Jeepers someone upstairs looking after you
Not to mention hitting my hand with a hammer on numerous occasions and sticking a chainsaw in my leg. I do have quite a few scars though.
I have scars on my mouth right hand side and when I was seventeen a young lady decided to bite instead of suck suffice to say trip to AE very traumatic one that was
Oh and a chainsaw in the head
Nasty. "
It was
Was gardening was paid daily twat left me in the garden to die fucker good job the lady come out and found me
Another trip to hospital
In wavertree in Liverpool |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On myself I've broken thumb, hand, ankle, elbow, toe and foot all at separate times because I'm exceedingly clumsy!
I've rebroken an ex bf's rib while being overenthusiastic in the bedroom. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"On myself I've broken thumb, hand, ankle, elbow, toe and foot all at separate times because I'm exceedingly clumsy!
I've rebroken an ex bf's rib while being overenthusiastic in the bedroom."
Sounds like keeper
Broke beds before
You gotta love cowgirl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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From bottom to top....
All my toes on my left foot.
Right ankle.
Both knees.
Right femur.
Coccyx.
11 ribs in total.
Both collar bones.
Right wrist twice.
Left wrist.
All my fingers.
I've also dislocated my ankle, both shoulders numerous times, my right thumb and my jaw. |
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"Just my shoulder, falling off a horse 
Friend did this
Not off horse though
Broke his collarbone
On bmx ambulance called
Pain was excruciating "
Fell off.
Got back on.
Couldn't move my arm so forced it to hold the reins
Did a jumping session for an hour
Couldn't get the saddle off after
Drove home by forcing hand onto gear shift
Drove self to walk in with Mr KC shifting gear for me
X-ray etc.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just my shoulder, falling off a horse
Friend did this
Not off horse though
Broke his collarbone
On bmx ambulance called
Pain was excruciating
Fell off.
Got back on.
Couldn't move my arm so forced it to hold the reins
Did a jumping session for an hour
Couldn't get the saddle off after
Drove home by forcing hand onto gear shift
Drove self to walk in with Mr KC shifting gear for me
X-ray etc.
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Hope all gets well for you very soon for the both of you
Hope Mr KC gets back very soon and good to hear you have some family support
Get well soon  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Archie here broken 6 bones
As a young child my femur just above knee.
Teenager broke tibia and fibula in lower leg, tibia was a comminuted fracture (broke in two places)
My left arm that required manipulation to reset
My right arm .
Then last one was a toe.
Not all happened at the one event.
Eventful childhood. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Trimalleolar fracture, snapped the tibia, fibia and talus bones clean in half, was lucky it didn't break the skin and lucky I didn't lose my foot.
Have a six" scar one side of my ankle and six" scar on the other where they had to internally fix it with plates and pins xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Forgot about nose as well was keen boxer when younger
Broken nose three times
Broke eight noses in contests
Funny you never feel the pain till contest finished |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So far i've been crushed by a bull, run over by a cow, run over by a tractor, been trapped in farm machinery, fallen off a conveyor belt, fallen off a ladder, fallen down a flight of stairs, fallen out of a tree and driven a car into a ditch at speed.
No bones broken, ever.
Jeepers someone upstairs looking after you
Not to mention hitting my hand with a hammer on numerous occasions and sticking a chainsaw in my leg. I do have quite a few scars though.
I have scars on my mouth right hand side and when I was seventeen a young lady decided to bite instead of suck suffice to say trip to AE very traumatic one that was
Oh and a chainsaw in the head
Nasty.
It was
Was gardening was paid daily twat left me in the garden to die fucker good job the lady come out and found me
Another trip to hospital
In wavertree in Liverpool "
Oh yeah, i've been thrown off a horse twice too (not the same horse). Forgot about that.  |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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Known...
Left lower arm, compound fracture.
Three metatarsals
Two teeth (one chipped, one smashed apart)
Very likely ...
One phalange (two bruises radiating away from a line across my toe)
Possibly...
One rib (may have just been cracked or bruised) |
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Mr:
Several toes
A couple of fingers,
Both wrists , twice!
Jaw (although technically, someone else broke that for me)
Probably every rib at various points
Scapula. Hardest bone in the body to break apparently. I didn’t have much trouble!
Mrs: None |
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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
Burnleyish (She/They) |
5 metatarsals after falling in heels
A proximal humerus fracture after a snowboarding fall
3 cracked vertebrae falling down a trapdoor
I fall a lot. Why I snowboard is beyond me. It's like I am trying to hurt myself |
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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
Burnleyish (She/They) |
" Why I snowboard is beyond me.
Sounds like you need to lean forward a smidge, get your centre of gravity actually over the board"
My position on the board was nothing to do with what happened. |
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Three vertebrae in my neck
My left elbow joint
Big toe
Slit my lip open to the teeth when using a tree looper
The most alarming one was when a girlfriend got carried away during a deep throat and bent my cock, a few seconds later blood started coming out of the end of it….. I nearly fainted but it stopped quite soon
We are still friends! |
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M - lots incl:
nose 1 - cycle racing crash (bent left)
nose 2 - rugby, tackling a former Lion (bent right)
nose 3 - stage diving - sailed passed the catchers, who caught my legs and flipped me onto face. 
it's almost straight now... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Broken my wrist falling as a child.
Broken Collar Bone whilst playing football.
Snapped finger clean right off in motorcycle accident. Told I was losing finger but consultant reattached it. Same accident also caused a double fracture to my hip socket and a torn groin.
No more motorcycles after that. |
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"Not broken any of my own but I’ve crushed a few ribs in my time 
Someone popped my rib. I screamed he said you ok. You want stop. I said no fucking carry on.
Is that a challenge? "
You want pop some my ribs. I've never broke a bone |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So far i've been crushed by a bull, run over by a cow, run over by a tractor, been trapped in farm machinery, fallen off a conveyor belt, fallen off a ladder, fallen down a flight of stairs, fallen out of a tree and driven a car into a ditch at speed.
No bones broken, ever. "
*hands a roll of bubble wrap over*
I’ve broken 2, one by a horse and one by a dog |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Toes about 6
Foot 2
Knuckes 4
Fingers in the teens
Both arms once
Hand once
Nose 4
Ribs once
And after catching covid my man bone was broken for about 4 long long months |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Good Morning All
That’s bloody great got up this morning left side hurting again this morning just been to doctors had mini scan and yes
Bloody rib popped out again
Didn’t do anything overtly strenuous last night more antibiotics and take it easy one of them that just will never heal
Think she was pleased I have given up smoking after forty five years |
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Arm, thumb and possibly nose (maybe twice due to the shape after the first time).
Seem to remember dislocating my shoulder as a kid and definitely dislocated the same thumb i broke later (but that was relatively minor in comparison to the other injuries at the time)
Possibly also broke a finger, but just strapped it up for a few days like an ejit- my have also cracked a rib years ago, again i was too stupid to get it looked at but it hurt like fuckery for weeks |
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"So far i've been crushed by a bull, run over by a cow, run over by a tractor, been trapped in farm machinery, fallen off a conveyor belt, fallen off a ladder, fallen down a flight of stairs, fallen out of a tree and driven a car into a ditch at speed.
No bones broken, ever.
Jeepers someone upstairs looking after you
Not to mention hitting my hand with a hammer on numerous occasions and sticking a chainsaw in my leg. I do have quite a few scars though.
I have scars on my mouth right hand side and when I was seventeen a young lady decided to bite instead of suck suffice to say trip to AE very traumatic one that was
Oh and a chainsaw in the head "
You'll be safer with an office job. Jeez |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So far i've been crushed by a bull, run over by a cow, run over by a tractor, been trapped in farm machinery, fallen off a conveyor belt, fallen off a ladder, fallen down a flight of stairs, fallen out of a tree and driven a car into a ditch at speed.
No bones broken, ever.
Jeepers someone upstairs looking after you
Not to mention hitting my hand with a hammer on numerous occasions and sticking a chainsaw in my leg. I do have quite a few scars though.
I have scars on my mouth right hand side and when I was seventeen a young lady decided to bite instead of suck suffice to say trip to AE very traumatic one that was
Oh and a chainsaw in the head
You'll be safer with an office job. Jeez"
Lol most probably
Like speed and Engines be the death of me one day nearly has on couple of occasions |
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"Let’s count, four bones in my hand, 2 ribs, collar bone, do dislocations count? Then my hip
Broken femur and a broken ankle
That’s less that I thought actually "
Oh and my nose has been broken 7 times and listed by the doctor as “grossly disfigured” nice chap |
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By *rDJ40Man
over a year ago
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I broke my ankle on a water slide in Morocco 4 years ago, convinced myself it was only sprained so I carried on with the holiday, drove myself home from the airport and drove to A&E with it. |
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Played rugby for about 20 years and didn't break anything
First game of tag rugby and i broke my little finger trying yo catch a pass....
A few years later playing 5 a side football i broke my scaphoid when some twat lashed a shot at me. |
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I've only broken the tip of my finger by getting it trapped between a log and a metal plate on a 25 tonne hydraulic log splitter attached to a tractor my finger popped and my nail became detached from my finger |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
I've had a broken nose a couple of times.I lost count of the amount of broken toes over the years. I've fractured my hip and wrist and twice broken bones in my hands.I also snapped my radius and ulna in one arm and they are plated together. Oh and cracked ribs too at one point. But apart from that no others.  |
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