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over a year ago
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Sex is very funny and the vast majority of the time a bit of laughter makes it even better... all the po-faced "I'm gonna be sexy" stuff often turns out to be far less sexy than a heap of limbs and giggles  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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lol...I dont know you offer a friend somehwere to snuggle into for a lovely cuddle and they act like your going to hack thier balls off!....cant a girl just get some nice lurvin? |
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Awwwww Rap sweetie-pie, of course you can pretty lady, (((((((((Fluffy hugs and gentle pecks on the cheek)))))))),
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I didn't mention WHICH cheeks   |
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"Awwwww Rap sweetie-pie, of course you can pretty lady, (((((((((Fluffy hugs and gentle pecks on the cheek)))))))),
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I didn't mention WHICH cheeks "
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"Sex should be conducted in a composed serious manner... it's not meant to be fun you know!
you met some of the ones i have then??? lol"
It is imperative to conduct oneself in a civilised manner undertaking the act of intercourse to avoid irresponsible display of unrestrained and frivolous behaviour.
The lady’s night attire should be lifted to within 2 inches of the top of the legs; this is sufficient to prevent impediment whilst maintaining dignity. Once the attire has been correctly positioned the gentleman may assume position over the lady. The gentleman’s hands may be required to direct his appendage to the correct position for penetration, but once accomplish they should be placed firmly on the surface of the bed, either side of the lady’s shoulders. Ever care must be taken not to make unnecessary contact with the lady’s torso.
There should be no delay in completing the act and upon conclusion the gentleman should dismount and position himself away from the lady allowing her to correct the presentation of her night attire. Finally the gentleman must restore confidence that the lady has not disgraced her character and give surety the intercourse was not unnecessarily pleasurable; the gentleman is then at liberty to roll over and fart. |
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"Sex should be conducted in a composed serious manner... it's not meant to be fun you know!
you met some of the ones i have then??? lol
It is imperative to conduct oneself in a civilised manner undertaking the act of intercourse to avoid irresponsible display of unrestrained and frivolous behaviour.
The lady’s night attire should be lifted to within 2 inches of the top of the legs; this is sufficient to prevent impediment whilst maintaining dignity. Once the attire has been correctly positioned the gentleman may assume position over the lady. The gentleman’s hands may be required to direct his appendage to the correct position for penetration, but once accomplish they should be placed firmly on the surface of the bed, either side of the lady’s shoulders. Ever care must be taken not to make unnecessary contact with the lady’s torso.
There should be no delay in completing the act and upon conclusion the gentleman should dismount and position himself away from the lady allowing her to correct the presentation of her night attire. Finally the gentleman must restore confidence that the lady has not disgraced her character and give surety the intercourse was not unnecessarily pleasurable; the gentleman is then at liberty to roll over and fart. "
so me farting was not the proper way!...oh dear.  |
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