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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

The forums seem pretty quiet tonight, so let's do a register and see who's here.

I might play teacher - so any mucking around and you'll be in the corner with a dunces cap. And no snogging at the back or you'll get a smacked bottom

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'll start

Mrs Rickshawed

and correct

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here Mrs Rickshawed.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here Mrs Rickshawed. "

Good boy. But please stop playing with your ruler

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sat at the back giggling and drawing widgers on the desk.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

We are here. Not sure which one of us it will be but I’m sure one of us is

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here Mrs Rickshawed.

Good boy. But please stop playing with your ruler"

I’m boing’ing it on the desk.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Yup

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By *inner53Man over a year ago

mansfield

here in naughty corner miss

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm sat at the back giggling and drawing widgers on the desk. "

Those drawings aren't very good. Ask young Soze over there if you can borrow his ruler

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

This feels like a busman's holiday

Yes, Miss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes Miss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here! Mrs Rickshawed instead of having lunch time detection can a stay a little late so you can check out my chest I mean test for upcoming exams?

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Here doing my lines.....

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By *ildmanYorksMan over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

I'm here Miss Dee. Sorry I'm a bit late, do I get my botty smacked for that?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"We are here. Not sure which one of us it will be but I’m sure one of us is

You both look equally good in that school uniform so you are forgiven for your uncertainty

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By *adyBugsWoman over a year ago

cognito

I’m out

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I hope there's an apple in that

for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just been caught smoking in the bike shed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry I’m late

*mutters- please don’t look at my trainers! please don’t look at my trainers! please don’t look at my trainers!

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By *tarflyLouWoman over a year ago

Preston

I’m here! Always well-behaved

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sat at the back giggling and drawing widgers on the desk.

Those drawings aren't very good. Ask young Soze over there if you can borrow his ruler"

He made me hold his tool before, Miss.

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Helloooo

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By *ecky and justCouple over a year ago

Godalming

Present Miss.

how bad do I have to be to get the ruler..?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here Mrs Rickshawed.

Good boy. But please stop playing with your ruler

I’m boing’ing it on the desk.

Excellent. That covers PE and PSE at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont do regestrations i like to stay undercover

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yma!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mrs KC here, just twirling my ponytail and daydreaming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here miss

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Yup

Oi! That should be "yup Miss"

Write 20 lines saying

I'm a bad boy and need to be punished

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By *hinstrapMan over a year ago

Barnsley

Here...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here miss

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By *rtyIanMan over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Only here for my mark and I'm off lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im not even in class, I’m behind the bike sheds

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"here in naughty corner miss

I'm sure you'll have company soon

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Im not even in class, I’m behind the bike sheds "

Slut

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By *inner53Man over a year ago

mansfield

why is there a d on my hat miss?

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I’m here carving my name into the desk with my compass

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"This feels like a busman's holiday

Yes, Miss

Are you smarming me? Off to the naughty corner!

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By *iromancergirl1Woman over a year ago

bolton

Yes miss

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Yes Miss

Good boy

See me after class for *ahem* extra-curricular activities

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I’m the one hiding under your desk trying to get a glimpse up your skirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not here

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here! Mrs Rickshawed instead of having lunch time detection can a stay a little late so you can check out my chest I mean test for upcoming exams?

B-

I think you need some personal attention to get that grade up

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"This feels like a busman's holiday

Yes, Miss

Are you smarming me? Off to the naughty corner!"

Hoping there's beanbags so I can have a snooze

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here doing my lines....."

Good boy. You'll go far

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes Miss

Good boy

See me after class for *ahem* extra-curricular activities "

Great, I love helping ou... Wait, what's that cane for?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im not even in class, I’m behind the bike sheds "

Are you single? Can we meet after school

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We going over homework today or next lesson?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm here Miss Dee. Sorry I'm a bit late, do I get my botty smacked for that?

Absolutely. Someone pass the board rubber please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm with the drama teacher

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’m out

Not a chance, the bell hasn't rung yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We going over homework today or next lesson?"

His dog ate his homework

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By *andk6Couple over a year ago

East Midlands

K here, stuck at home with Covid feeling sorry for ourselves.

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

Here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'am here !

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Just been caught smoking in the bike shed "

I have that problem too. It's a burden being this smokin' hot. Go to the medical area and ask the nurse to cool your brow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here "

*always here

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Sorry I’m late

*mutters- please don’t look at my trainers! please don’t look at my trainers! please don’t look at my trainers!"

PE's not until Thursday boy. Detention tonight. I'll give you my personal attention

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm a bad boy and need to be punished

I'm a mad boy and need to be punished

I'm a strawberry mad boy and need to be punished

I'm a strawberry mad boy and need to punish

I'm a strawberry mad boy and need two punnets

I'm a strawberry mad boy and

need two punnets

I'm strawberry mad and need two punnets

I like strawberries and need two punnets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im not even in class, I’m behind the bike sheds

Slut"

You rang…

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Anyone want a strawberry?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’m here! Always well-behaved

A true angel. You can have the class prefect badge. Guaranteed to make you friends

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

"Here

*always here

Not for long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*puts on his invisibility cloak and sneaks into the girl's changing room*

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Helloooo

Is it me you're looking for?

No, it isn't. Wrong class - try 5B down the hall

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im not even in class, I’m behind the bike sheds

Are you single? Can we meet after school

In the bogs ….

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Present Miss.

how bad do I have to be to get the ruler..?

Soze's ruler? You'll have to join the queue for it

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By *tarflyLouWoman over a year ago

Preston

"I’m here! Always well-behaved

A true angel. You can have the class prefect badge. Guaranteed to make you friends"

Thank you Miss

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I dont do regestrations i like to stay undercover "

Undercover are you? That explains the dirty mac. I do wish you'd worn something else as well

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By *tarflyLouWoman over a year ago

Preston

"I’m here! Always well-behaved

A true angel. You can have the class prefect badge. Guaranteed to make you friends

Thank you Miss

There is some power that comes with this badge, right?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Yma! "

Excellent, our Welsh language teacher is here. Take a few of them next door and teach them a lesson please.

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By *KloganMan over a year ago

Ramsbottom

Here… but can hear the ice cream van out of the school gates and down the road… so mentally checked out.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Mrs KC here, just twirling my ponytail and daydreaming "

Don't waste your time daydreaming. Get in that naughty corner and act out those fantasies!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well i want an ice cream now

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here miss"

Are you new here? Sit next to him there and get friendly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here… but can hear the ice cream van out of the school gates and down the road… so mentally checked out.

Oh yay! What ya gettin?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now I’ve got my attendance mark, I’m out of here. I’m bunking off, n going home.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here..."

Excellent. You and the next boy Bingo can hand out all the books. Hurry up boys. I don't like to be kept waiting

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Good evening Mrs Rickshawed, good evening everyone...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Goes un noticed in the front row

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By *ampWithABrainWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Here - staring out the window daydreaming when I should be doing maths

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Only here for my mark and I'm off lol"

Don't make me pull you back to lessons by your ear naughty boy

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Im not even in class, I’m behind the bike sheds "

I always knew you were too cool for school

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here

*always here

Not for long

Are you going to wag it?

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

I'm late as always.

I was enjoying flirty banter in the school hottub.

I'm sure I saw miss there snogging the fitting

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Im not even in class, I’m behind the bike sheds

Slut"

No name calling. For that you can lead us in prayers at assembly

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By *KloganMan over a year ago

Ramsbottom

"Here… but can hear the ice cream van out of the school gates and down the road… so mentally checked out.

Oh yay! What ya gettin? "

Dunno?!? Dreaming of a whippy with all the trimmings.. would love a screwball… only have my £1 pocket money so it narrows my choices to a shitty lemonade lolly…

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

What kind of register is this?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"why is there a d on my hat miss?

Stands for Donkey Dick. I borrowed it from the headmaster

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here… but can hear the ice cream van out of the school gates and down the road… so mentally checked out.

Oh yay! What ya gettin?

Dunno?!? Dreaming of a whippy with all the trimmings.. would love a screwball… only have my £1 pocket money so it narrows my choices to a shitty lemonade lolly… "

Can I have a lick?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi Miss

Fancy meeting you hear !

Just having vape n coffee

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’m here carving my name into the desk with my compass "

Art lessons aren't until 10 o'clock you silly boy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm late as always.

I was enjoying flirty banter in the school hottub.

I'm sure I saw miss there snogging the fitting

Hot tub?! Do you mean the pond where we collect our frog spawn from?

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By *KloganMan over a year ago

Ramsbottom

"Here… but can hear the ice cream van out of the school gates and down the road… so mentally checked out.

Oh yay! What ya gettin?

Dunno?!? Dreaming of a whippy with all the trimmings.. would love a screwball… only have my £1 pocket money so it narrows my choices to a shitty lemonade lolly…

Can I have a lick?

I guess so… but hold it with both hands.. I can’t afford to buy another if you drop it…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*fidgets, puts up hand*

Miss! I need a wee

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Yes miss

Good girl. I might send you to try naughty corner to set a good example to the miscreants there. Show them how to behave properly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here… but can hear the ice cream van out of the school gates and down the road… so mentally checked out.

Oh yay! What ya gettin?

Dunno?!? Dreaming of a whippy with all the trimmings.. would love a screwball… only have my £1 pocket money so it narrows my choices to a shitty lemonade lolly…

Can I have a lick?

I guess so… but hold it with both hands.. I can’t afford to buy another if you drop it… "

You can hold it for me and just guide it into my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*throws paper planes around the class*

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’m the one hiding under your desk trying to get a glimpse up your skirt

Ha, it's a skort. Bad luck

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Not here

You're in the lunch room eating all the Jaffa cakes again aren't you

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By *KloganMan over a year ago

Ramsbottom

"Here… but can hear the ice cream van out of the school gates and down the road… so mentally checked out.

Oh yay! What ya gettin?

Dunno?!? Dreaming of a whippy with all the trimmings.. would love a screwball… only have my £1 pocket money so it narrows my choices to a shitty lemonade lolly…

Can I have a lick?

I guess so… but hold it with both hands.. I can’t afford to buy another if you drop it…

You can hold it for me and just guide it into my mouth. "

Sure?!? I don’t want to get into trouble for making you gag…

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Yes Miss

Good boy

See me after class for *ahem* extra-curricular activities

Great, I love helping ou... Wait, what's that cane for?

It's candy cane. You like sweet things don't you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not here

You're in the lunch room eating all the Jaffa cakes again aren't you

That's Emily not me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

School dinners

Yuuuk

Like I had choice

Chippy

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

"I'm late as always.

I was enjoying flirty banter in the school hottub.

I'm sure I saw miss there snogging the fitting

Hot tub?! Do you mean the pond where we collect our frog spawn from? "

No, the hottub is for the ones doing a's.

Can't be bothered to learn about reproduction again

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here

Wonderful. Fetch me my tea from the staff lounge will you? And if you see Rugby123 & Sliver123 on the way tell them they're late for maths. We're going all the way up to 11 today

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sorry I'm late Sir, I've been messing about in the Games Forum

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"We going over homework today or next lesson?"

You should have practiced your homework in your bedroom before bringing it in to show everyone

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I’m the one hiding under your desk trying to get a glimpse up your skirt

Ha, it's a skort. Bad luck"

Sulking now, I’ll have to try and sneak a peek up one of the girls skirts. I’m not a quitter. Hehe

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm with the drama teacher"

Don't act up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here… but can hear the ice cream van out of the school gates and down the road… so mentally checked out.

Oh yay! What ya gettin?

Dunno?!? Dreaming of a whippy with all the trimmings.. would love a screwball… only have my £1 pocket money so it narrows my choices to a shitty lemonade lolly…

Can I have a lick?

I guess so… but hold it with both hands.. I can’t afford to buy another if you drop it…

You can hold it for me and just guide it into my mouth.

Sure?!? I don’t want to get into trouble for making you gag… "

I won't tell anyone. Anyway, I can open my mouth really wide.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"K here, stuck at home with Covid feeling sorry for ourselves."

Get some tissues and take yourself to bed. Clean up any mess

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Anyone want a strawberry?

Apple's are more traditional

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’m here! Always well-behaved

A true angel. You can have the class prefect badge. Guaranteed to make you friends

Thank you Miss

There is some power that comes with this badge, right? "

Free entry to the staff toilets. Designed and decorated for fab photos

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here… but can hear the ice cream van out of the school gates and down the road… so mentally checked out.

Bring me back a nobbly bobbly

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By *KloganMan over a year ago

Ramsbottom

"Here… but can hear the ice cream van out of the school gates and down the road… so mentally checked out.

Oh yay! What ya gettin?

Dunno?!? Dreaming of a whippy with all the trimmings.. would love a screwball… only have my £1 pocket money so it narrows my choices to a shitty lemonade lolly…

Can I have a lick?

I guess so… but hold it with both hands.. I can’t afford to buy another if you drop it…

You can hold it for me and just guide it into my mouth.

Sure?!? I don’t want to get into trouble for making you gag…

I won't tell anyone. Anyway, I can open my mouth really wide. "

I know, I saw you wolfing down Brian’s banana in one go at lunch… been dying to watch you lick my lolly all day..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No sucking up to teacher please

Oral sex is okay though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Here but sans PE kit and I don't have a note from my parents

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Good evening Mrs Rickshawed, good evening everyone..."

Good evening Meli. Please sort that pile of Escort magazines into date order. Use these wetwipes if any are stuck together

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here - staring out the window daydreaming when I should be doing maths

Do both. 1+1=fun

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm late as always.

I was enjoying flirty banter in the school hottub.

I'm sure I saw miss there snogging the fitting

No comment. Now stop giggling and read your poetry book

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here… but can hear the ice cream van out of the school gates and down the road… so mentally checked out.

Oh yay! What ya gettin?

Dunno?!? Dreaming of a whippy with all the trimmings.. would love a screwball… only have my £1 pocket money so it narrows my choices to a shitty lemonade lolly…

Can I have a lick?

I guess so… but hold it with both hands.. I can’t afford to buy another if you drop it…

You can hold it for me and just guide it into my mouth.

Sure?!? I don’t want to get into trouble for making you gag…

I won't tell anyone. Anyway, I can open my mouth really wide.

I know, I saw you wolfing down Brian’s banana in one go at lunch… been dying to watch you lick my lolly all day.. "

Just don't dribble it all down my chin like Brian did. Mrs Rickshawed will tell me off.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"What kind of register is this?

The fab forum register

Do you not wish to join us?

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By *entlemanFoxMan over a year ago

North East / London

Quietuk1 - ad sum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m here for register miss. But I would like to do some snogging so I get a slapped bum,win win in my case!

hehe

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Hi Miss

Fancy meeting you hear !

Just having vape n coffee

Fancy meets are done after lessons

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By *permdonorMan over a year ago

driffield

I'm here miss

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"*fidgets, puts up hand*

Miss! I need a wee

Ok, whose turn is it to be wee-d on?

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By *ris007Man over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Here for registration. Ready to work hard

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"*throws paper planes around the class*"

Back are you? Did you finish the Jaffa cakes?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Sorry I'm late Sir, I've been messing about in the Games Forum

I'm a Miss. That's another one for the botty smacking machine

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"No sucking up to teacher please

Oral sex is okay though

I expect better than "okay" from my students. Stay after class for extra practice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*throws paper planes around the class*

Back are you? Did you finish the Jaffa cakes?"

I told you miss its Emily not me that steals them

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Hats off in class

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here but sans PE kit and I don't have a note from my parents

Naked gymnastics it is. I shall supervise

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Sorry I'm late Sir, I've been messing about in the Games Forum

I'm a Miss. That's another one for the botty smacking machine "

Promises promises

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Quietuk1 - ad sum"

Calling yourself handsome? An odd way of answering the register. But as it's correct I'll let it slide this time

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’m here for register miss. But I would like to do some snogging so I get a slapped bum,win win in my case!

hehe "

One hard spanking coming up

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm here miss"

Good. Now what's that in your hand? I hope you brought enough for everyone to play with

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By *entBarryUKMan over a year ago

Ashford

Sorry I'm late Mrs Rickshawed. The dog ate my homework.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Here for registration. Ready to work hard

I always appreciate a hard worker

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Here but sans PE kit and I don't have a note from my parents

Naked gymnastics it is. I shall supervise "

Not sure I can do the pommel horse with a bonk-on

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"*throws paper planes around the class*

Back are you? Did you finish the Jaffa cakes?

I told you miss its Emily not me that steals them "

Sounds like you're just trying to attract her attention. You never talk about anyone else

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By *appytaffWoman over a year ago

blackwood

I’m here !

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Sorry I'm late Mrs Rickshawed. The dog ate my homework.

We'll just have to have a practical then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oops late again, no excuses I’m just lazy!

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I’m here carving my name into the desk with my compass

Art lessons aren't until 10 o'clock you silly boy"

I do enjoy making a mess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes Miss

Good boy

See me after class for *ahem* extra-curricular activities

Great, I love helping ou... Wait, what's that cane for?

It's candy cane. You like sweet things don't you?

I do, but it's not that I want a lick of

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By *entBarryUKMan over a year ago

Ashford

"Sorry I'm late Mrs Rickshawed. The dog ate my homework.

We'll just have to have a practical then "

Can we do it outdoors miss? I do love lessons outdoors

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m here carving my name into the desk with my compass "

Is your name cock and balls?

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By *BootyfulDayWoman over a year ago

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I’m here, sorry I’m late miss

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I’m here carving my name into the desk with my compass

Is your name cock and balls? "

Close!

According to some slut it’s “Dickhead”

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By *uciferLingerieMan over a year ago

Leeds

Sorry I'm late Mrs Rickshaw

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Late also ... I'm blaming the dog!

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Sorry I'm late Mrs Rickshaw

Anyone know what we get for being late?!

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By *ainbow_RoadWoman over a year ago

Brighton

Sorry I'm late

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Here mrs Rickshawed!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yma"... means "here" in Welsh. Even though I didn't go to a Welsh speaking school.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry I'm late Mrs Rickshaw

Anyone know what we get for being late?!

Knowing teacher

Shorts down and cane

And let me tell you teacher does not discriminate

Boys and girls she doesn’t care

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By *uciferLingerieMan over a year ago

Leeds

"Sorry I'm late Mrs Rickshaw

Anyone know what we get for being late?!

Don't say what you want then maybe you'll get something you do want!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m here for register miss. But I would like to do some snogging so I get a slapped bum,win win in my case!

hehe

One hard spanking coming up"

Ready and waiting

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By *ampWithABrainWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"Here - staring out the window daydreaming when I should be doing maths

Do both. 1+1=fun"

Sorry miss I’m rubbish at maths

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"The forums seem pretty quiet tonight, so let's do a register and see who's here.

I might play teacher - so any mucking around and you'll be in the corner with a dunces cap. And no snogging at the back or you'll get a smacked bottom

Snogging and Smacking, count me in please

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By *ickshawed OP Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Sorry class, I was called away. I hope everyone behaved themselves

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

I'm here

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

*sneaking in at the back of the class to avoid detection and trips over a rogue back pack that's been left in the way.

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By *cots lad 30Man over a year ago

Bristol

Sorry I am late miss I forgot my rubber can I use the boys behind

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By *eebop123Man over a year ago

Radcliffe

Here miss, sorry I'm late the bus ran over my dog whilst it was eating my homework

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes miss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*fidgets, opens your legs puts up hand*

Miss! You had a wee

"
filthy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By * U mineMan over a year ago

Fun

Sticking my tongue out hope the pussy in front turns around.

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