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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I went to wrong house once
Hopefully you didn't let yourself in, go upstairs, undress and sprawl on the bed teasing yourself....or did you? no just answered the door with a blanc look was the house over the rd
NBVN x"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I went to wrong house once
Hopefully you didn't let yourself in, go upstairs, undress and sprawl on the bed teasing yourself....or did you? no just answered the door with a blanc look was the house over the rd
NBVN x "
Oh phew
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A couple’s dog taking a wizz on my leg whilst I was up to my nuts in the missus - funnier in retrospect than at the time I grant you. "
what was the dog doing there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol had the bright idea of using alot of coconut oil at a meet. Plastic down and all on the hotel sheets. Got hit from behind and was launched off the bed. |
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It's nothing to do with fab, but I lost my virginity whilst a kitten attacked my feet. I would have yoinked that little fecker but, you know, it was cute as fuck.
Also, u know how it's cool to put on some nice slow sexy music, and u kinda get into the rhythm of it? Yeah, whilst the kitten was stabbing and shredding my feet, I was trying to keep up with rage against the machine  |
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"It's nothing to do with fab, but I lost my virginity whilst a kitten attacked my feet. I would have yoinked that little fecker but, you know, it was cute as fuck.
Also, u know how it's cool to put on some nice slow sexy music, and u kinda get into the rhythm of it? Yeah, whilst the kitten was stabbing and shredding my feet, I was trying to keep up with rage against the machine "
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Arranging a meet, he turned up. I saw him wall past the living room window and look up. He clocked me, was entirely horrified and literally scuttled away.
It's either that or the guy who wanted me to burst a balloon on his bellend as he came |
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Being Lost in wsm trying to find a illusive address And no one about or people i asked sent me all over the place so i saw a police car parked up and asked the copper if he knew where this street was he didnt but radioed through for me and gave me a lift to the address what a naughty fun night i had thanks to a nice policeman abd the lady got my truncation  |
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"Lol had the bright idea of using alot of coconut oil at a meet. Plastic down and all on the hotel sheets. Got hit from behind and was launched off the bed."
Had a similar experience meeting someone with a slippery nylon satin sheet and quilt cover set. We were kissing when he pushed me back onto the bed, but the duvet slid over the sheet and I went flying off the bed and into the window at speed.
Thankfully the window was a sturdy one and was closed, otherwise I'd have ended up in his garden!
I found it hilarious, he was mortified. Things didn't improve when I got back on the bed because every time we moved we got a static shock off the bedding. By the time I left my hair looked like Don King. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol had the bright idea of using alot of coconut oil at a meet. Plastic down and all on the hotel sheets. Got hit from behind and was launched off the bed.
Had a similar experience meeting someone with a slippery nylon satin sheet and quilt cover set. We were kissing when he pushed me back onto the bed, but the duvet slid over the sheet and I went flying off the bed and into the window at speed.
Thankfully the window was a sturdy one and was closed, otherwise I'd have ended up in his garden!
I found it hilarious, he was mortified. Things didn't improve when I got back on the bed because every time we moved we got a static shock off the bedding. By the time I left my hair looked like Don King."
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