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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its when you get little gems and sparkly things to make your lady bits look pretty
Crunchy Nut Cornflakes and Cheerios do just as good a job....."
i prefer bits of pasta and glitter sprinkled on  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its when you get little gems and sparkly things to make your lady bits look pretty
Crunchy Nut Cornflakes and Cheerios do just as good a job....."
gives you summat to nibble while taking a break from licking from the cup of love  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'DING!'.....and welcome to Call My Bluff...
A Vajazzle is:-
i) a small three legged rodent found in the foothills of Azerbaijan,or
ii) a decorative adornment attached to a lady garden,or,
iii) the new prototype care being developed by Kia.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's a way to booby-trap your pussy so anyone who tries licking you gets a mouthful of gum-cutting, tooth-chipping shrapnel, while looking like the kind of tart who fuck footballers so she can sell the story.
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