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What brutally honest new slogans do you have for brands
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
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Apple; for wankers with zero sense
Coca Cola; Drink the full sugared one as our others are even more toxic.
McDonalds; Helping obesity rates due to pushing cheap dog food at idiots.
Labour; We're not like the Conservatives, honest!
Conservatives; We're for the people. Our long established centre left stance doesn't mean anything.
Lib Dems; Wibble
Burger King; mmm dry shite
Seed oil companies; Eat our toxic oils plebs. Read what we funded and nothing else.
Google; Hurr Hitler Good.
Bill Gates; Eat less meat so I can eat more meat!
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Sportshop Direct - yes you can actually wear a Wetherspoons
Apple - this product is 4 years old. But our new model.
Iceland - it looks different but all tastes the same.
Stella - coz yo fucking straight right?
BMW - we used to be nazis but you have a small penis so it’s ok
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