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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago
Milton Keynes |
The tightest thing I ever saw someone do was a police chase back in the 90’s where a Ford Granada tried to squeeze through 2 bollards that weren’t big enough for a push bike
Then just to make sure 2 police cars one after another rammed it in just a bit further just to make sure it wasn’t going to fit through
By god did me and my mates laugh |
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"The tightest thing I ever saw someone do was a police chase back in the 90’s where a Ford Granada tried to squeeze through 2 bollards that weren’t big enough for a push bike
Then just to make sure 2 police cars one after another rammed it in just a bit further just to make sure it wasn’t going to fit through
By god did me and my mates laugh "
wish I had seen that aswell xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Family member keeps getting his washing machine fixed so many times that's its no longer the original. Been going on for years. Its now like Triggers broom! Lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In Edinburgh a girl was begging, a former friend offered her £20 for a bj, she replied she's hungry and not desperate, her tore the note up in front of her and threw it at her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In Edinburgh a girl was begging, a former friend offered her £20 for a bj, she replied she's hungry and not desperate, her tore the note up in front of her and threw it at her. "
Glad you said former friend. That's disgusting.
Mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A friend of a friend while we were shopping had Mayonnaise on her list. I passed her a jar and she replied no thanks were going for a coffee in Wetherspoons I'll just get one from there  |
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"In Edinburgh a girl was begging, a former friend offered her £20 for a bj, she replied she's hungry and not desperate, her tore the note up in front of her and threw it at her. "
He was clearly a twat! |
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"In Edinburgh a girl was begging, a former friend offered her £20 for a bj, she replied she's hungry and not desperate, her tore the note up in front of her and threw it at her.
Glad you said former friend. That's disgusting.
Mr"
Hope it was that very incident that made him a former friend  |
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By *lueFireCouple
over a year ago
just somewhere around here |
"In Edinburgh a girl was begging, a former friend offered her £20 for a bj, she replied she's hungry and not desperate, her tore the note up in front of her and threw it at her.
He was clearly a twat! "
Or a tory |
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By *alguyMan
over a year ago
Gibraltar & Manchester |
When I bought my first place, a humble 1 bedroom flat, I excitedly moved in on the Friday afternoon (like you do) but was a tad disappointed to notice my predecessors had taken every light bulb with them  |
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Not sure if this was tightness or genuine misunderstanding of how much normal people eat, but 5 of us visited a friend back in student days, and she'd bought one pizza. For 6 people. Mind blown.
Everyone felt too bad to say anything, but there was lots of booze so we all forgot out hunger pangs pretty quickly. |
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My ex wife’s grandparents used to wash cling film and hang it on the line.
They also tried switching the car engine off when cruising down a large hill to save petrol. Steering lock came on and it didn’t end well…. |
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By *abluesbabyMan
over a year ago
Gibraltar/Cheshire/London |
I attended a wedding when I was young and we stopped in a posh hotel along with many other guests.
At breakfast the father of the groom (we were on the bride's side) called the waiter to say he'd dropped his top hat and he'd dented it. The waiter called the concierge and he whisked it away.
Later we were in the lobby waiting to go to the wedding and the concierge returns and gives the man his topper back looking like brand new. The concierge explained he'd taken it across town to a gents outfitters and got it steamed and reshaped for him.
The man grunted and gave the concierge a tip for his troubles: He begrudgingly slipped him 10p
Yep. Ten whole pence. |
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My grandad would take an age opening presents. Never ripped but carefully undone the wrapping papper so it could be reused. He also cut his newspaper into squares and they got hung in the loo on a bit of string to use instead of toilet paper. |
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By *yron69Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
Working in a hotel without a lift I was used to carrying luggage. But the guy with a wardrobe for a suitcase sprawled in the back of a taxi as I had to heave his weighty case into the back sticks in my mind. Never even offered a few pence for a tip. Nothing. |
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"Working in a hotel without a lift I was used to carrying luggage. But the guy with a wardrobe for a suitcase sprawled in the back of a taxi as I had to heave his weighty case into the back sticks in my mind. Never even offered a few pence for a tip. Nothing."
He was tight because he didnt do your job for you? |
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By *yron69Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
"Working in a hotel without a lift I was used to carrying luggage. But the guy with a wardrobe for a suitcase sprawled in the back of a taxi as I had to heave his weighty case into the back sticks in my mind. Never even offered a few pence for a tip. Nothing.
He was tight because he didnt do your job for you?"
Customary to tip. I offered to carry Marco Pierre White’s cases as was our job he simply said no thank you and happy new year.
Many people tipped for nothing really especially husbands when you sold the room to their excited wives. |
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"In Edinburgh a girl was begging, a former friend offered her £20 for a bj, she replied she's hungry and not desperate, her tore the note up in front of her and threw it at her.
He was clearly a twat! "
Clearly as a note can be taped up and spent. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A friends mother bought him a car for his 18th. A day later he charged her £5 for petrol money to take her shopping.
That's gratitude for you "
He’s loaded now so being tight has clearly paid off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once went to the chippy for everyone on site and they had all given me their order and cash etc. I dished out all the food and the change to everyone. And most if it was like 10/20p would say keep it. One guy asked me for his penny back. |
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"In Edinburgh a girl was begging, a former friend offered her £20 for a bj, she replied she's hungry and not desperate, her tore the note up in front of her and threw it at her. "
What a wanker…glad he’s nolonger a friend. |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
"A friends mother bought him a car for his 18th. A day later he charged her £5 for petrol money to take her shopping.
That's gratitude for you
He’s loaded now so being tight has clearly paid off."
Hand on heart I have never asked for petrol money, and always refuse offers of it  |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"A friends mother bought him a car for his 18th. A day later he charged her £5 for petrol money to take her shopping.
That's gratitude for you
He’s loaded now so being tight has clearly paid off.
Hand on heart I have never asked for petrol money, and always refuse offers of it "
Same but I’d others ask for it it’s fine , not everyone has same level of disposable income even between friends and family.
I used to work for a billionaire architect and he had a 8 bed house in the park with no central heating, I went for dinner once his wife and kids were all wrapped up in blankets it was so cold and there were buckets catching rain leaking through all three stories into the dining room |
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After covid
We did the Eat Out to Help Out thing
And we got something like 30% off the bill
The restaurant were so lovely and desperate to claw back some business
Our bill was roughly 15 quid each and my friend refused as he tallied his up and only owed £12.36
And then made the waitress put that exact amount on his card
Oh and BTW... he's well off too |
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"A friends mother bought him a car for his 18th. A day later he charged her £5 for petrol money to take her shopping.
That's gratitude for you
He’s loaded now so being tight has clearly paid off.
Hand on heart I have never asked for petrol money, and always refuse offers of it
Same but I’d others ask for it it’s fine , not everyone has same level of disposable income even between friends and family.
I used to work for a billionaire architect and he had a 8 bed house in the park with no central heating, I went for dinner once his wife and kids were all wrapped up in blankets it was so cold and there were buckets catching rain leaking through all three stories into the dining room "
He no doubt designed the place (badly) as a passive house. And like any good architect will never (ever) admit to getting anything wrong. |
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By *ister CMan
over a year ago
liverpool |
I know someone who boiled the kettle and filled a flask so he could have hot drinks all day without paying to reboil the kettle...
He also took all the sugar etc from any and every shop that offered it...
Whilst he's charging his phone...
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"I know someone who boiled the kettle and filled a flask so he could have hot drinks all day without paying to reboil the kettle...
He also took all the sugar etc from any and every shop that offered it...
Whilst he's charging his phone...
Think the flask idea I quite innovative, especially for those struggling with bills…
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"Where I work we make decent money, I have seen more than 1 person filling up a hand wash soap bottle in the toilets to take home so they don’t have to buy any from the shops. "
Surely that’s just the natural progression of stealing from the stationary cupboard which we all know has been a worker’s right since the industrial revolution |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once watched Nora pleasure Mr Mystique with a cucumber. I was so captivated by the way Nora moved her arm. so graceful, yet such incredible speed and power. I forgot to look at Mr Mystique's bellend. I'm still waiting to see Mr Mystique's bellend. |
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By *lueFireCouple
over a year ago
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During lockdown my company provided all packed lunches to prevent queuing at the food truck. On a Friday it was breakfast rolls, bacon, sausage etc. An ex manager now shop floor who used to brag about how big his pension was, used to take the remaining rolls home so that he could "wash the bacon and sausage and refry them for his weekend breakfasts"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In Edinburgh a girl was begging, a former friend offered her £20 for a bj, she replied she's hungry and not desperate, her tore the note up in front of her and threw it at her.
He was clearly a twat!
Or a tory"
Not all Tories are bad. My MP is a tory and he's really working hard, Google Walleys Quarrey and he's also called out Boris in Parliment for the private party scandal. He's a top bloke. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For everyone else who replied to me as you all had the same point, he was a twat, still is a that and the last I heard is a chronic alcoholic. I'm glad he's no longer in my life. |
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