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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lube the chimney so santa has a smooth ride down or let him scrape his arse off.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only time of the year I can get the chimney cleaned for free

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont have a chimney, had it blocked when kids were little, but got s magic key for him, so he can slip in chrisymas eve