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By *etanready OP   Couple  over a year ago

dover

I do a lot of driving in my job, some signs are a little self explanatory, eg FOG SLOW DOWN, whats yours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

M6 Toll Road Clear.

No shit sherlock......i think that sign has been permanently illuminated since the M6 Toll opened.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

I think it's scary that there has to be signs like that to be fair!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Road Liable to Flooding" sign half way up a very steep hill. Odd things happen in Derbyshire

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By *reelove1969Couple  over a year ago

bristol


"M6 Toll Road Clear.

No shit sherlock......i think that sign has been permanently illuminated since the M6 Toll opened.

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this was the topic on jeremy vine yesterday on radio 2 and someone else raised this point.. its apparently so that they know that the sign is working

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By *nJ_NW_cplCouple  over a year ago

wirral

Best one ever had to be “Road sign not in use”

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By *B9 QueenWoman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I love the temporary signs - one where I had travelled for a distance down a road and turned a sharp curve in it only to face a very sudden 'Road Closed' sign. Then had to turn in a narrow road with other cars up my jacksy who had also been caught out by it.

Why the hell did they not put up a diversion sign up the road and not have you driving all that way and causing mayhem as loads of drivers have to turn around and find an alternative route?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Motorway matrix signs that say 40 - when have you ever been able to do 40 when you see one if them ffs

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By *B9 QueenWoman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Motorway matrix signs that say 40 - when have you ever been able to do 40 when you see one if them ffs"

Or they say 40 debris in road and then there is nothing for miles.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Motorway matrix signs that say 40 - when have you ever been able to do 40 when you see one if them ffs

Or they say 40 debris in road and then there is nothing for miles."

Just beat me!

As that annoys me when there is nothing and you are looking for something instead of concentrating!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Slow Children"

And then there's the wording on the school crossing mans 'lollipop' "Stop Children" I always want to write underneath "Use Durex"

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By *illow PimpMan  over a year ago

Midlothian

Caution deer crossing

Shit myself looking everywhere but the road in front of me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In the Sun today they have loads of these signs .

The matrix signs get set to a low speed in the theory that everyone will slow down to that speed and it allows the traffic ahead to clear, so if you see nothing it has worked

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By *B9 QueenWoman  over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"In the Sun today they have loads of these signs .

The matrix signs get set to a low speed in the theory that everyone will slow down to that speed and it allows the traffic ahead to clear, so if you see nothing it has worked

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They don't work - I keep to speed unless the traffic ahead has slowed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Bend in the Road"

That's just plain dangerous!

Whilst leaning over you're highly likely to get a truck or a boy racer up your arse!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In the Sun today they have loads of these signs .

The matrix signs get set to a low speed in the theory that everyone will slow down to that speed and it allows the traffic ahead to clear, so if you see nothing it has worked

They don't work - I keep to speed unless the traffic ahead has slowed. "

So your to blame for the queues ,

Tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In the Sun today they have loads of these signs .

The matrix signs get set to a low speed in the theory that everyone will slow down to that speed and it allows the traffic ahead to clear, so if you see nothing it has worked

They don't work - I keep to speed unless the traffic ahead has slowed. "

Speed?

That's even worse than drink driving!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'Heavy Plant Crossing'... I always expect a big fuck off yucca to run across the front of the car

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Most of them where I live don't make sence

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"'Heavy Plant Crossing'... I always expect a big fuck off yucca to run across the front of the car "

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Beat me to it.. i always imagine a big Cheese plant trying to waddle across the road.. sad eh lol..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

LOW FLYING AIRCRAFT.......oh really and how f#cking low is it !

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"LOW FLYING AIRCRAFT.......oh really and how f#cking low is it ! "

If you've ever been buzzed by a Tornado in the Scottish Highlands you'll know they get very low indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"'Heavy Plant Crossing'... I always expect a big fuck off yucca to run across the front of the car

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Beat me to it.. i always imagine a big Cheese plant trying to waddle across the road.. sad eh lol.. "

great minds and all that.

There is a sign on the way in to Portishead that warns of Low Flying Owls.

There is a Welcome to Torquay sign just outside the town.. it should say ' Abandon hope all ye who enter here'

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By *etanready OP   Couple  over a year ago

dover

how about a road sign directing you to ( secret nuclear bunker)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"how about a road sign directing you to ( secret nuclear bunker)"

There's one of them right near the Harlow junction on the M11. Just turn towards North Weald. You'll find it. It says - in very, VERY big letters..... SECRET NUCLEAR BUNKER - THIS WAY... and is followed by a conveniently placed direction arrow.

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By *etanready OP   Couple  over a year ago

dover

Heavy plant crossing, has to be trifids crossing

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