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"Terry Pratchett is a great source for amusing quotes - I can never remember them though 
Mr
Amusing and they make you think. I have an entire shelf just for his books  "
That they do.
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"Terry Pratchett is a great source for amusing quotes - I can never remember them though
Mr"
He made a really witty, side busting comment in one of his disc world books about the science of bed but can I hell as remember it! |
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"Terry Pratchett is a great source for amusing quotes - I can never remember them though
Mr"
My favourite was the two soldiers talk about war. One says "The problem with war is that it's long periods of being bored followed by short periods of excitement."
The other replies "I thought it was short periods of excitement followed by a long period of being dead." |
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"Give a man fire and he's warm for a day, but set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life
Terry pratchett "
Give a man a fish and he can feed himself for a day. Teach a man to fish and you can get rid of him at weekends. |
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