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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just burnt my tongue, stupid coffee 
Least your learn to wait for it to cool down in future   "
the problem was it was too cold so i zapped it in the microwave |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"Just burnt my tongue, stupid coffee
Least your learn to wait for it to cool down in future
the problem was it was too cold so i zapped it in the microwave"
typical man....blame the microwave |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just burnt my tongue, stupid coffee
Least your learn to wait for it to cool down in future
the problem was it was too cold so i zapped it in the microwave
typical man....blame the microwave "
well it can't be my fault can it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Open wide
now that is an offer
You can shut your mouth now 
charming 
Well if the wind blows it will stay open forever 
Only trying to help "
well if you're only thinking of me that's ok then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Open wide
now that is an offer
You can shut your mouth now
charming
Well if the wind blows it will stay open forever
Only trying to help
well if you're only thinking of me that's ok then "
Good..by now it must be turn for another one? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Open wide
now that is an offer
You can shut your mouth now
charming
Well if the wind blows it will stay open forever
Only trying to help
well if you're only thinking of me that's ok then
Good..by now it must be turn for another one?"
want me to make you one? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You must remember to blow first then suck
I get it wrong every time 
oh my
If you care to show me where I'm going wrong, I'd be grateful"
i'll get the kettle on then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will eat all the jaffa cakes myself then....
Oi get of the Jaffa cakes there mine
Didn't your parents teach you that it's good to share!! "
Yeah!! 1 for you and the rest for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Remember when those apple pies came out in Macdonalds! The first time I took a big bite of one I thought I was gonna pass out with how hot it was and burning my mouth. These days I nibble first as don't wanna make the same mistake again. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Remember when those apple pies came out in Macdonalds! The first time I took a big bite of one I thought I was gonna pass out with how hot it was and burning my mouth. These days I nibble first as don't wanna make the same mistake again."
That's a very good lesson - always start with a little nibble before stuffing it all in your gob. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I havent had an accident with the coffee, tea or jaffa cakes, but do appear to be covered - and I mean covered - in glitter - where's Funky lol, in fact I think I have been eating it as well ...............  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I havent had an accident with the coffee, tea or jaffa cakes, but do appear to be covered - and I mean covered - in glitter - where's Funky lol, in fact I think I have been eating it as well ............... "
started working as a stripper? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I havent had an accident with the coffee, tea or jaffa cakes, but do appear to be covered - and I mean covered - in glitter - where's Funky lol, in fact I think I have been eating it as well ...............
started working as a stripper?"
more creative than that ......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You must remember to blow first then suck
I get it wrong every time
oh my
If you care to show me where I'm going wrong, I'd be grateful
i'll get the kettle on then "
Does it normally take this long? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I havent had an accident with the coffee, tea or jaffa cakes, but do appear to be covered - and I mean covered - in glitter - where's Funky lol, in fact I think I have been eating it as well ...............
started working as a stripper?
more creative than that ......... "
stripper who's built their own pole? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I havent had an accident with the coffee, tea or jaffa cakes, but do appear to be covered - and I mean covered - in glitter - where's Funky lol, in fact I think I have been eating it as well ...............
started working as a stripper?
more creative than that .........
stripper who's built their own pole?"
it would have to be reinforced lol and no more creative than that ....... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I havent had an accident with the coffee, tea or jaffa cakes, but do appear to be covered - and I mean covered - in glitter - where's Funky lol, in fact I think I have been eating it as well ...............
started working as a stripper?
more creative than that .........
stripper who's built their own pole?
it would have to be reinforced lol and no more creative than that ....... "
you've built your own strip club?! |
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