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over a year ago
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Hopefully no one is having a more embarrassing morning than me...
Woke up hungover and horny and reached for the trusty old mini wand. Did my thing and drifted back off into post orgasmic drowsiness. Got rudely awakened by the postie and rushed to put on the first top and bottoms I could find.
Cut to me answering the door accepting a bunch of parcels with a vibrator slowly making its way down the leg of my jogging bottoms 
The worst part was he had to take a photo of me holding the parcels. So somewhere in the Royal Mail database is a photo of me hiding my foot behind a door because the tip of a vibrator is poking out from above it. |
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"Hopefully no one is having a more embarrassing morning than me...
Woke up hungover and horny and reached for the trusty old mini wand. Did my thing and drifted back off into post orgasmic drowsiness. Got rudely awakened by the postie and rushed to put on the first top and bottoms I could find.
Cut to me answering the door accepting a bunch of parcels with a vibrator slowly making its way down the leg of my jogging bottoms
The worst part was he had to take a photo of me holding the parcels. So somewhere in the Royal Mail database is a photo of me hiding my foot behind a door because the tip of a vibrator is poking out from above it. "
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"Hopefully no one is having a more embarrassing morning than me...
Woke up hungover and horny and reached for the trusty old mini wand. Did my thing and drifted back off into post orgasmic drowsiness. Got rudely awakened by the postie and rushed to put on the first top and bottoms I could find.
Cut to me answering the door accepting a bunch of parcels with a vibrator slowly making its way down the leg of my jogging bottoms
The worst part was he had to take a photo of me holding the parcels. So somewhere in the Royal Mail database is a photo of me hiding my foot behind a door because the tip of a vibrator is poking out from above it. "
Oh my gosh! You've made me chuckle this morning  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hopefully no one is having a more embarrassing morning than me...
Woke up hungover and horny and reached for the trusty old mini wand. Did my thing and drifted back off into post orgasmic drowsiness. Got rudely awakened by the postie and rushed to put on the first top and bottoms I could find.
Cut to me answering the door accepting a bunch of parcels with a vibrator slowly making its way down the leg of my jogging bottoms
The worst part was he had to take a photo of me holding the parcels. So somewhere in the Royal Mail database is a photo of me hiding my foot behind a door because the tip of a vibrator is poking out from above it. "
That's hilarious!
I shouldn't laugh but...  |
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"Hopefully no one is having a more embarrassing morning than me...
Woke up hungover and horny and reached for the trusty old mini wand. Did my thing and drifted back off into post orgasmic drowsiness. Got rudely awakened by the postie and rushed to put on the first top and bottoms I could find.
Cut to me answering the door accepting a bunch of parcels with a vibrator slowly making its way down the leg of my jogging bottoms
The worst part was he had to take a photo of me holding the parcels. So somewhere in the Royal Mail database is a photo of me hiding my foot behind a door because the tip of a vibrator is poking out from above it. "
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Hahah that’s quite a funny story bet the postie was laughing his head off
One of my posties, when delivering a very early parcel (before 9am) definitely saw my boobs because I was making coffee and guess what, I usually walk about braless in the morning
I just saw him in the street this morning and thought “… fuck me, he saw my boobs …”
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"Hahah that’s quite a funny story bet the postie was laughing his head off
One of my posties, when delivering a very early parcel (before 9am) definitely saw my boobs because I was making coffee and guess what, I usually walk about braless in the morning
I just saw him in the street this morning and thought “… fuck me, he saw my boobs …”
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through the window btw. I didn’t open the door braless  |
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