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What scares you about the opposite sex (fun edition)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yes. Fun edition. Nothing scary like being attacked down dark alleys or anything like that, this isn’t an anti-opposite sex thread. Good! That’s clear at least  
So yeah.. what is it about the opposite sex that makes you a little bit unnerved? (But fun only!!)
Maybe they don’t put the toilet seat down (or up! ) or maybe they think a quick swill under the tap is a sufficient personal hygiene routine?
Me? You know those long sharp nails that some women have! They scare the bejesus out of me! Especially when used to scratch your back 
But come on Fabsters, it’s only a bit of fun, don’t take it *too* seriously or too much to heart, what are those things that spook you out about the opposite sex !? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Facial hair.
Who knows what's underneath it really? Could be crumbs from yesterday. The year before. A civilisation of tiny people, busy discovering nuclear power.
This is actually genderless come to think of it.
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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They have really selective blindness... and we trust them to drive and operate heavy machinery and shiz...
"The emergency stop button is right there, Geoff. No. Right there. In front of you. Push it. Push it. What do you mean you can't see it? That's where it lives!"
Meanwhile, Derek has put the wrecking ball through 3 office blocks and a school.
Scary shiz.
Oh. Also... scares the bejeezus out of me how some of them are so intuitive and know just when we need a hug and a hair stroke instead of a grope of the boob and a slap on the arse... and the other way round. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They have really selective blindness... and we trust them to drive and operate heavy machinery and shiz...
"The emergency stop button is right there, Geoff. No. Right there. In front of you. Push it. Push it. What do you mean you can't see it? That's where it lives!"
Meanwhile, Derek has put the wrecking ball through 3 office blocks and a school.
Scary shiz.
Oh. Also... scares the bejeezus out of me how some of them are so intuitive and know just when we need a hug and a hair stroke instead of a grope of the boob and a slap on the arse... and the other way round."
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"They have really selective blindness... and we trust them to drive and operate heavy machinery and shiz...
"The emergency stop button is right there, Geoff. No. Right there. In front of you. Push it. Push it. What do you mean you can't see it? That's where it lives!"
Meanwhile, Derek has put the wrecking ball through 3 office blocks and a school.
Scary shiz.
Oh. Also... scares the bejeezus out of me how some of them are so intuitive and know just when we need a hug and a hair stroke instead of a grope of the boob and a slap on the arse... and the other way round.
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Geoff and Derek should not be allowed the big machines. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Nose hair
Monster penis
I thought a big cock is preferred on here lol"
Some do. Some don't.
(Moat forum women appear to not prefer the big cock... research has been done) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes. Fun edition. Nothing scary like being attacked down dark alleys or anything like that, this isn’t an anti-opposite sex thread. Good! That’s clear at least
So yeah.. what is it about the opposite sex that makes you a little bit unnerved? (But fun only!!)
Maybe they don’t put the toilet seat down (or up!) or maybe they think a quick swill under the tap is a sufficient personal hygiene routine?
Me? You know those long sharp nails that some women have! They scare the bejesus out of me! Especially when used to scratch your back
But come on Fabsters, it’s only a bit of fun, don’t take it *too* seriously or too much to heart, what are those things that spook you out about the opposite sex !? "
Women with facial hair. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Really Really Scary !
They break you’re heart and leave you
They love unconditionally accepting all our flaws which are quite many
We treat them like play things
Finally they trust they love
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