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If you had £1 for every person you’ve shagged ..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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.. what could you buy? 
Yeah. I know it’s been done to death but hey, I have no originality.
Me? I dunno, a few Freddo bars maybe. Might stretch to a McDonalds double cheese burger .. and fries!
But this is a fuck site, isn’t it, so you sex-crazed nutters will be rich beyond my wildest dreams, so let us know what you’re buying with your £1 per fuck moneybags |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
Most of the single guys will be skint |
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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago
Redhill |
Maybe an afternoon tea at a famcy place in London. Maybe even with a glass of bubbles!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Errrr I didn’t know you were meant to keep count! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fish and Chips for 2  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A mansion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A couple of Porn Mags  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A mansion"
Made of playdoh |
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define "shagged"
are we walking full on penetrative sex (either organic or artificial rods) or are we talking anything sexy that cannot be shown on network TV even after the watershed? |
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A maccy d's regular big mac meal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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About 5 litres of petrol… |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"define "shagged"
are we walking full on penetrative sex (either organic or artificial rods) or are we talking anything sexy that cannot be shown on network TV even after the watershed?"
Let’s go for minimum of, say, 3rd base. But don’t ask me what 3rd base is. I’ve long since forgotten  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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£8
About litre of petrol  |
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A full litre of diesel at a forecourt of your choosing.... |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
I'm probably so crap at the sex thing the pounds get deducted rather than increase.... |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
I could buy Amazon  |
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"define "shagged"
are we walking full on penetrative sex (either organic or artificial rods) or are we talking anything sexy that cannot be shown on network TV even after the watershed?
Let’s go for minimum of, say, 3rd base. But don’t ask me what 3rd base is. I’ve long since forgotten "
then about enough to buy a pint for me and my date |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
I month's Groceries at Lidl |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do repeat meets count? "
Noooo…. Unique individuals |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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10,000+ penny sweets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Probably a Haven holiday, without the deluxe upgrade and towel package |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
I could get a bus to town... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A car
Not saying what sort of car
Or indeed, whether it’s a toy one or not… |
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A scampi and chips in Spoons. Don’t think I could afford the drink with it  .
If we’re counting women too i could probably get a pudding |
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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago
Yorks/Lincs |
Half a tank of Petrol !!!  |
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I've only got pound notes. Nothing doing since 1988. |
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A couple of items from Poundland !!! |
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I could buy 1/400th of my divorce settlement.
(But was it a lot of women, or a cheap divorce?)
Answers on a postcard please….. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A scampi and chips in Spoons. Don’t think I could afford the drink with it .
If we’re counting women too i could probably get a pudding "
Fish pie?  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
A cheap holiday abroad.
What can - I've been a slut at times in my life. Bothered......not. 
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Daily pass on London Underground. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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About 2 litres of unleaded |
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Possibly a full or near full tank of fuel. I was a horny teenager with very loose morals |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hours electric lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A River Island handbag
NBVN x |
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"A scampi and chips in Spoons. Don’t think I could afford the drink with it .
If we’re counting women too i could probably get a pudding
Fish pie? "
For pudding?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kfc 12 piece boneless bucket |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A scampi and chips in Spoons. Don’t think I could afford the drink with it .
If we’re counting women too i could probably get a pudding
Fish pie?
For pudding?! "
With cream. And a chocolate drizzle? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Still at a pound well less now I suppose as it’s euro on our side of the Irish Sea but obviously she was worth it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd have an overdraft. |
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A £1 block of mint aero.
Married my teenage sweetheart, married over 20 years, divorced, then thanks to covid etc not met anyone since but concentrating my efforts on bringing up the kids  |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Do repeat meets count?
Noooo…. Unique individuals "
Not a lot then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Since I'd only have about £10 it would probably be a half decent bottle of red wine from Tesco's. |
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I'm good girl. I better go to the pound shop I might get something in there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A medium priced bottle of Merlot |
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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago
Kettering |
Can't get much for 4quid these days |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
A half decent pair of shoes maybe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd have £ 3.50 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A chinese |
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A pack of three extra-large condoms. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A very nice meal in a posh restaurant |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"A half decent pair of shoes maybe. "
Not talking Louboutins, more Marks' comfort fit.
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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago
Cardiff |
It wouldn't be enough to cover my electricity bill. |
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"Mayo Chicken "
Hope someone checks and make this a meal..  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
A mcdonalds double cheeseburger |
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A Chinese takeaway for two.
Katie. |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
A hand job from a junkie streetwalker.
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New trainers probably… kids version ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A few months Gold Site Supporter on Fabswingers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A pair of socks out of £land |
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I wouldn't be rich or have much money at all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wouldn't go hungry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A canary or a budgie… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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About €114 euros |
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By *jekimMan
over a year ago
Wigan |
Haha not enough for a taxi to work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"About 2 litres of unleaded "
Blimey that many |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
I'd be able to turn the big light on for 5 minutes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A burger and chips… but not from five guys. |
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if we talking different people then maybe a big bouquet of flowers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dominos large pizza |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Since joining, Rosie would probably now be able to put about half a tank of fuel in the car |
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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago
Milton keynes |
Probably a packet of tangtastic sweets lol |
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Meet off of here. Would be bankrupt won't even cover the free subscription. Easier to get fucked on tinder. |
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"From this site £44 "
About half a tank of fuel |
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At the moment not even a litre of petrol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I might be able to get perhaps. Handful of pick and mix (a very small one judging by the prices they were last time I bought some) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A handbag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do they still sell those penny sweets? |
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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago
Welling |
Two pints at Wetherspoon. If I can count guys as well, maybe three pint and snacks |
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After a bit of head scratching and scribbling on paper I reckon a low to mid end laptop.....what a holiday that was....oh IN TOTAL.. yes, that about right lol. Not boasting just a lot of parties, fun weekend and age. |
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Right now about two months shopping, but the prices are going, in a few weeks time that's likely to be only a months groceries. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A yacht. With crew. |
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I reckon a couple of brand new hardback books, and a really nice ice cream to eat while I read them. Maybe a bag of Percy Pigs too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Enough electricity to get me through the rest of the day  |
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In my entire life the price of a blue ray
From fab the cost of two songs on iTunes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What if I've shagged the same person a million times, is that still only worth a quid? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Aftershave |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm still a virgin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A very good bottle of malt |
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A pair of sparkly trainers from Kurt Geiger |
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Roughly around 10 Lucky Dips on the Euromillions |
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"What if I've shagged the same person a million times, is that still only worth a quid?"
Not fair is it! I’ve had loads of sex. Just not many people! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Money doesn’t go far these days lol
About litre of fuel for me
Can’t even say sex was regular
More irregular
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Between us, we could probably buy a sofa from DFS. Ps - I've heard they have a sale on! |
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Probably a nice new pair of leather boots, if we're talking about the grand total from the last 25 years. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd be broke |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I'd have £ 3.50 "
You fucked a midget?
A |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
Probably enough for a Domino’s pizza.
I know I know, I’m a right goer. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Erm...
I'm not meant to be buying anything cos I need to save up.
(Phew, totally got out of sharing there) |
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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago
lake ariel |
I might be able to pay my property taxes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I could buy myself a nice meal at the Indian but my date would have to pay for themselves. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Enough for a coffee. |
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If I had £1 for every one Id shagged I would be in debt
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"define "shagged"
are we walking full on penetrative sex (either organic or artificial rods) or are we talking anything sexy that cannot be shown on network TV even after the watershed?
Let’s go for minimum of, say, 3rd base. But don’t ask me what 3rd base is. I’ve long since forgotten "
Can you explain first base first - some of us need to be educated from scratch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Enough for a jar of red mountain coffee |
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By *ymster10Man
over a year ago
Ellesmere Port |
What , there supposed to give you a £1 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A nice holiday"
In Liverpool |
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I might be able to get a spirit and mixer in a London bar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A big Mac meal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A big Mac meal."
Medium or large? |
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My ex has just got a new Mercedes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"define "shagged"
are we walking full on penetrative sex (either organic or artificial rods) or are we talking anything sexy that cannot be shown on network TV even after the watershed?
Let’s go for minimum of, say, 3rd base. But don’t ask me what 3rd base is. I’ve long since forgotten "
Third base I'm a millionaire lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Third base? Yeah I now own Shell AND BP |
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By *mily28Woman
over a year ago
Clapham |
"Third base? Yeah I now own Shell AND BP"
How are you defining 3rd base |
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A 50p mix up as most would have asked for a full refund. #imashitshag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A weeks worth fuel |
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And Bully's special prize..... |
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Not enough to pay my electric bill, but more than enough for a couple of coffee's at Costa.
Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Macdonald's cheeseburger. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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10p mix up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd be in debt |
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Reckon I could stretch to a decent bottle of wine, or a crap bottle of whisky. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fab fucks or life generally?
Fab fucks I could buy 2 and half bags of Haribos |
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Maybe a carvery for me + 1 with a drink each...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd be able to release a supermarket trolley  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Could probably get a weeks shopping in Asda, possibly with the yellow stickers on, might be able to treat myself to something at the end. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A meal from McDs, maybe, don't go nuts |
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A duty free large Toblerone and a tube if pringles.
John x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A big mac meal. Possibly a mcflurry if they'll take all my loose change |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Probably a subway footlong |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough / Kettering |
I'd have enough for a pint, fish & chips and the bus fare home
Hang on, I've just checked the price of fish & chips !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not much lol a week of Greggs breakfasts! |
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Not an awfully lot! Supermarket meal deal plus a coffee?! |
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A top in the reduced section at New Look - Xeno |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
I think I could get a three course meal and a drink, but im not telling you where ! |
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I’d not be in good financial shape at all but if I had a minge then oooooo weeeee I’d be a millionaire |
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10p and a packet of biscuits (own brand of course!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A meal deal from Morrisons lol |
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Might possibly get credit at Poundland. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another 45 days on Fab? |
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By *andy 1Couple
over a year ago
northeast |
tin of mushy peas the wife could get large fish and chips |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
A month’s shopping at Waitrose lol |
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By *iren!!Woman
over a year ago
Coventry |
A new bed, complete with a butler to make it in the mornings for me |
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What? I have to pay them as well? |
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"I’d be five quid richer "
Sixpence None The Richer? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Lamborghini hahah |
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Might stretch to a gallon of diesel |
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I could maybe buy a happy meal?
J x |
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