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My mate fancies you.... the Floro made me do edition
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Because I can't say no to the gorgeous Floro...
Send smut, good perverts of the Lounge!  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
Get to it you sexy bunch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good
Evening
Still in
FAF  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yay
I’m terribly needy and I love you  |
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Posh I'm not In.
I just wanted to say you are awesome  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Back in! Haha  |
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By *KloganMan
over a year ago
Ramsbottom |
Evening all… In for a little bit, but it’s definitely my turn to get sending…. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Posh I'm not In.
I just wanted to say you are awesome "
Me? What did I do? I mean... you're totally right, obviously  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Yay
I’m terribly needy and I love you "
And I love you too you needy scamp |
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Go on, I'll jump back in. Where's all the sexy men to send filth about? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Good
Evening
Still in
FAF "
I'm still waiting for mine from earlier ffs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yay
I’m terribly needy and I love you
And I love you too you needy scamp "
Hahahaha scamp  |
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"Go on, I'll jump back in. Where's all the sexy men to send filth about? "
I'm here
I'll play |
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"Posh I'm not In.
I just wanted to say you are awesome
Me? What did I do? I mean... you're totally right, obviously "
That's the beauty of it, genuinely awesome people shine bright |
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I am in but not expecting anything |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Posh I'm not In.
I just wanted to say you are awesome
Me? What did I do? I mean... you're totally right, obviously
That's the beauty of it, genuinely awesome people shine bright "
You've just made me well up lady. Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We will jump in for a bit |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have had an exceptional beauty in my box
Please tell the Fucknugget that I'm gonna tie him to a chair with one of those open mouth gag things on and throw olives at him
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Please, please, please, people. Remember that this is only fun if y'all send messages... don't wait to receive |
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I'm in.
Happy to be postie as well |
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Message for Posh Pants ...
Can you tell Posh that I intend to ruin her beautiful hair and make up with my bedsheets |
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I just got told...
Can you tell GlynJ to smile more - if he does , I’ll buy him a pineapple |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in and filters off to act as a conduit for others |
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One for Rickshawed ...
Rickshawed is the one . That body just looks amazing!!
What I'd love to do to that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Still a willing messenger here! |
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By *KloganMan
over a year ago
Ramsbottom |
"Evening all… In for a little bit, but it’s definitely my turn to get sending…. "
Should say I’m also happy to play postman if anyone is looking for someone to share their desires???? |
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"I have had an exceptional beauty in my box
Please tell the Fucknugget that I'm gonna tie him to a chair with one of those open mouth gag things on and throw olives at him
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I have no idea who this is  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What am I playing ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What am I playing ? "
Read the opening post |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in for a bit.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Let’s dive in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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May I join in please
Thank you |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Oi Moooose! My sexy mate says...
Could you ask Grumpy if he has 6 little friends who can look after me and treat me like a princess. I need them to keep me occupied while I'm gagging for a kiss from prince charming |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
And for the gorgeous Floro from my sexy mate...
Can you tell the beautiful Floro that I want to tenderly kiss those lips and melt into each other’s arms |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Message for Posh Pants ...
Can you tell Posh that I intend to ruin her beautiful hair and make up with my bedsheets "
Ooooooh I hope I know who this is... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Evening all!
I'm in "
Well hello there stranger  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And for the gorgeous Floro from my sexy mate...
Can you tell the beautiful Floro that I want to tenderly kiss those lips and melt into each other’s arms"
Oh my |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One for the main man DanBerks
This sexy siren would like to say
Can you tell Dan, that I’ll be the best shag he’s ever going to get, because I’ll bring snacks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve had a sexy beast in my box asking to send a message
Would love to get to know you better and yes good things do come in small packages x |
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"Oi Moooose! My sexy mate says...
Could you ask Grumpy if he has 6 little friends who can look after me and treat me like a princess. I need them to keep me occupied while I'm gagging for a kiss from prince charming "
Hmm OK I am stumped on this one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This sexy woman just popped up to say
_valanche1001,
I hope you haven't burnt in the sun? Maybe next time I could rub some suntan lotion in you |
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Message for Posh Pants..
My hunky forum mate says he'd like to give you one under the station clock! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Beardybob!
This lovely lass would like to say
Would you please ask Beardybob if he would be so kind as to join me for something warm and very, very wet in a moment |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Message for Posh Pants..
My hunky forum mate says he'd like to give you one under the station clock!"
Tell him...
Come
Here
Now |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Ooooh.... a sexy one from a sexy mate to a sexy mate...
Ahh, fuck it, might as well let _ickshawed know that she’s an ooooft, I’ve held off for too long… |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
Floro - one for you here!...
My super sexy mate would like me to invite you to scamper over to hers, cause she has a yen for a snog and a romp! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One for the main man DanBerks
This sexy siren would like to say
Can you tell Dan, that I’ll be the best shag he’s ever going to get, because I’ll bring snacks "
Ooh Cheesy Quavers? Chilli Doritos?
Whoever you are … you’re on!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve had a sexy beast in my box asking to send a message
Would love to get to know you better and yes good things do come in small packages x"
This was for shortish blonde |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I have a lot of sexy mates... and one says to another...
Sklogan......
If your bike ever breaks you can always come and ride me instead |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"Message for Posh Pants..
My hunky forum mate says he'd like to give you one under the station clock!
Tell him...
Come
Here
Now "
Be right there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Floro - one for you here!...
My super sexy mate would like me to invite you to scamper over to hers, cause she has a yen for a snog and a romp!"
YES
Cheers Bob |
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"Message for Posh Pants..
My hunky forum mate says he'd like to give you one under the station clock!
Tell him...
Come
Here
Now
Be right there "
Spoil the fun or what ffs |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Floro - one for you here!...
My super sexy mate would like me to invite you to scamper over to hers, cause she has a yen for a snog and a romp!
YES
Cheers Bob "
Score! |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"Message for Posh Pants..
My hunky forum mate says he'd like to give you one under the station clock!
Tell him...
Come
Here
Now
Be right there
Spoil the fun or what ffs "
Maybe it wasn't me! |
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By *KloganMan
over a year ago
Ramsbottom |
"I have a lot of sexy mates... and one says to another...
Sklogan......
If your bike ever breaks you can always come and ride me instead "
It breaks often…  I’d hate to break you as well.. (whoever you are) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Floro - one for you here!...
My super sexy mate would like me to invite you to scamper over to hers, cause she has a yen for a snog and a romp!
YES
Cheers Bob
Score! "
Sorry Bob - she’s mine for a night |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
From my sexy mate to the gorgeous scamp...
Tell Floro that I could stare into those eye for hours, they are captivating |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From my sexy mate to the gorgeous scamp...
Tell Floro that I could stare into those eye for hours, they are captivating "
Get in my box all my admirers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll play |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"Floro - one for you here!...
My super sexy mate would like me to invite you to scamper over to hers, cause she has a yen for a snog and a romp!
YES
Cheers Bob
Score!
Sorry Bob - she’s mine for a night "
Seems perfectly reasonable!
...I'll just serve the half time oranges... here... dya want marshmallows in your hot chocolate like herself? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
My box is hotting up with this hottie in it...
A message for ReturningGent69
He can return anytime, ooooofffffftt, and maybe he can think being a returning gent for me
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Still wearing shirts, so in. Send me your filth, I’ll wrap some bollox around it and pass it on… |
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"One for Rickshawed ...
Rickshawed is the one . That body just looks amazing!!
What I'd love to do to that "
The one what? 
I thankee kind stranger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still wearing shirts, so in. Send me your filth, I’ll wrap some bollox around it and pass it on…"
Shorts. Postie shirts. Ask posh, it’s true… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My box is hotting up with this hottie in it...
A message for ReturningGent69
He can return anytime, ooooofffffftt, and maybe he can think being a returning gent for me
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Well thank
You very much |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Still wearing shirts, so in. Send me your filth, I’ll wrap some bollox around it and pass it on…
Shorts. Postie shorts. Ask posh, it’s true…"
It's true...
And fify |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My box is hotting up with this hottie in it...
A message for ReturningGent69
He can return anytime, ooooofffffftt, and maybe he can think being a returning gent for me
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How do we guess who?  |
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"Ooooh.... a sexy one from a sexy mate to a sexy mate...
Ahh, fuck it, might as well let _ickshawed know that she’s an ooooft, I’ve held off for too long… "
Why thank you. I do like to inspire a good ooooft |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This sex god just popped in to my box to say this
For the lovely Compersion:
I know you’re not in but can I put my light sabre in your Star Wars pants?
I do like to do a bit of a Han(d) Solo looking at your pics x |
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I’m in and happy to play postie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Floro - one for you here!...
My super sexy mate would like me to invite you to scamper over to hers, cause she has a yen for a snog and a romp!
YES
Cheers Bob
Score!
Sorry Bob - she’s mine for a night
Seems perfectly reasonable!
...I'll just serve the half time oranges... here... dya want marshmallows in your hot chocolate like herself?"
I’m going to take the oranges |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hola hola
New message alert
Please would you advise the delectable MTM2, that for her I’d be a proper ‘swinger’, if she’d care to join me on my, er swing… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in J xx |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
One for the gorgeous Mtm2 from a hottie...
Thanks for showing me your bedroom this week, I could while away the hours in there. I like you x |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
And another for the very popular SKlogan from my sexy mate...
Please could you tell Sklogan that my bike broke tonight and I'm feeling a bit frustrated. Maybe we could ride each other and release some tension. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One for the gorgeous Mtm2 from a hottie...
Thanks for showing me your bedroom this week, I could while away the hours in there. I like you x"
Awww |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One for the gorgeous Mtm2 from a hottie...
Thanks for showing me your bedroom this week, I could while away the hours in there. I like you x"
Oh! Be careful... I don't want to be starting any rumours. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This man is exceptionally popular too
Could you tell ReturningGent69 if he’s ever down my way he can have a taste of my Cornish pasty
Enjoy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was enjoying a donut, and at the point where the sugar on your lips is just soooo tempting but you’re trying to not lick them until the donut is gone, when there came a crash through the window, and the next thing I know I am having my cake hole licked and nibbled by a particularly magnificent forumite…
When all the sugar was gone, she turned to me with a look of disappointment and proclaimed “tell SKlogan to get his fine lips here, mine are feeling lonely”, and stomped off leaving me not only bemused, but also bereft of the best part of eating my god damn donut… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s on fire
My mailbox
This just popped into it
Please could you tell DangerMouse! that I'm looking forward to getting hot and wet with him. I'll bring the ice lollies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This man is exceptionally popular too
Could you tell ReturningGent69 if he’s ever down my way he can have a taste of my Cornish pasty
Enjoy "
I bloody love a pasty…. Heated up I like it hot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wheres all the mates |
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"This sex god just popped in to my box to say this
For the lovely Compersion:
I know you’re not in but can I put my light sabre in your Star Wars pants?
I do like to do a bit of a Han(d) Solo looking at your pics x"
Only if you wear yours as well whilst you rummage Mr xxx |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Another hottie... for another hottie...
Returninggent...... your belt looks a bit lost in your hand, do you need somewhere to use it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another hottie... for another hottie...
Returninggent...... your belt looks a bit lost in your hand, do you need somewhere to use it? "
I need a willing volunteer …. |
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The biggest problem with the game is choosing who to send messages too! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Ooooft Floro.... a hottie wants you...
Tell floro that she needs lotion etiquette |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bloody love spreading joy
Posh
Seen your tits now show me you’re bum just want to know what it will be like bouncing on my cock x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The biggest problem with the game is choosing who to send messages too!"
I send messages to all just bit fun and as I have dad bod nobody interested lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooooft Floro.... a hottie wants you...
Tell floro that she needs lotion etiquette"
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I’ll play posh pants. Filters removed x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This hottie just popped in my box
Hell notSoPosh this is a great way to interact with sexy ladies and thank you |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Bloody love spreading joy
Posh
Seen your tits now show me you’re bum just want to know what it will be like bouncing on my cock x"
My bum is in my gallery... and there's someone you could ask what it's like having it bouncing on your cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sweet lord …. The messages keep coming
Can you tell kinkybi
I don't know if I want to see her with her lingerie on, or to take it off more! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"This hottie just popped in my box
Hell notSoPosh this is a great way to interact with sexy ladies and thank you "
You're welcome... but this one is Floro's fault |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was attending a book signing at my local Waterstones, a local author who spend the last 18 years reviewing every swimming pool west of Watford in the UK.
As I neared the front of the queue, I became aware of what can only be described as a kerfuffle at the front. This incredibly popular forum hottie was right there, with the authors head in a neck lock that would have impressed any MMA fighter!
As the staff intervened and dragged her away she could be heard shouting “Would you be so kind as to tell him that he's had that towel on far too long and I'd be happy to help him undo it if it's stuck!”
Once calm was restored, we were treated to a classic example of the authors dry wit as he stated he’d happily have dedicated the book to BeardyBob, but only if she bought a copy first! How we laughed… |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Oooft... sexy man alert for the sexiest strap on wielder...
Tell that moon boobs id love to give her a hug with my winky inside her as she smushed my skull with her moon sized boobies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This hottie just popped in my box
Hell notSoPosh this is a great way to interact with sexy ladies and thank you
You're welcome... but this one is Floro's fault "
Not guilty |
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"Sweet lord …. The messages keep coming
Can you tell kinkybi
I don't know if I want to see her with her lingerie on, or to take it off more!"
I’ll do both |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Ooooh Mtm! Hottie for you...
could you tell mtm2 i would love a rude yoga lesson maybe as i practice that bridge thing and she checked my technique from above? |
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"Oooft... sexy man alert for the sexiest strap on wielder...
Tell that moon boobs id love to give her a hug with my winky inside her as she smushed my skull with her moon sized boobies"
This made me chuckle you’re due a smushing |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
One from such a cutie I'm blushing...
Can you also tell Jasmine that erm… well …. Hello |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
My darling n sexy pal says...
Everyone who hasn’t got a message, not everyone sees these threads so don’t get discouraged.
You are all lovely people |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"I was attending a book signing at my local Waterstones, a local author who spend the last 18 years reviewing every swimming pool west of Watford in the UK.
As I neared the front of the queue, I became aware of what can only be described as a kerfuffle at the front. This incredibly popular forum hottie was right there, with the authors head in a neck lock that would have impressed any MMA fighter!
As the staff intervened and dragged her away she could be heard shouting “Would you be so kind as to tell him that he's had that towel on far too long and I'd be happy to help him undo it if it's stuck!”
Once calm was restored, we were treated to a classic example of the authors dry wit as he stated he’d happily have dedicated the book to BeardyBob, but only if she bought a copy first! How we laughed… "
Good Lord... tis falling off already! gonna have to find somewhere to hang it next!... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooooh Mtm! Hottie for you...
could you tell mtm2 i would love a rude yoga lesson maybe as i practice that bridge thing and she checked my technique from above?"
Oh, I take yoga very seriously. I'll bend you in ways you've never been bent before.
That sounded dead sexy in my head. |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"My darling n sexy pal says...
Everyone who hasn’t got a message, not everyone sees these threads so don’t get discouraged.
You are all lovely people"
And so are you lovely for running them x |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"My darling n sexy pal says...
Everyone who hasn’t got a message, not everyone sees these threads so don’t get discouraged.
You are all lovely people
And so are you lovely for running them x"
 thank you sweet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A sexy person just pleaded with me to send this message
TG you’re sexy confident gorgeous and hot. Bumping uglies ?
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Well here's one for my sexy mate from a sexy fella...
Can you tell kinky inked bi I very much like what i see,very sexy!! Noticed she’s from Liverpool too,I love that accent from women! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I fancy all the women on here, but get in quick, there's only so much to go round! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooooh Mtm! Hottie for you...
could you tell mtm2 i would love a rude yoga lesson maybe as i practice that bridge thing and she checked my technique from above?
Oh, I take yoga very seriously. I'll bend you in ways you've never been bent before.
That sounded dead sexy in my head. "
snap |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I missed this one... but my sexy mate wants me to tell the gorgeous...
The Nerdy Femby
I drop my trousers if you drop you’re knickers play find the sugar puff x |
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over a year ago
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
Hey there Mr Sprout!
One for you sir:
My super sexy lady mate says that she has been perving your pics and that it is definitely time to play...BUT...
She cant decide whether it is time to strip or tease, so could you do both please and thankyou |
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"I missed this one... but my sexy mate wants me to tell the gorgeous...
The Nerdy Femby
I drop my trousers if you drop you’re knickers play find the sugar puff x"
wouldn't take you long sweety. I think you may not have looked at my profile, but thank you! really! |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"A sexy person just pleaded with me to send this message
TG you’re sexy confident gorgeous and hot. Bumping uglies ?
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If we're bumping it definitely won't be ugly |
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I struggle to remember the name when I’m sending the message !! In, I need a pen & paper first |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
Inevitably, one for Inevitable!
Please could you tell Inevitable I would snuggle right in and sniff his armpit. And his winky.
Good Lord! |
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"Inevitably, one for Inevitable!
Please could you tell Inevitable I would snuggle right in and sniff his armpit. And his winky.
Good Lord! "
Well if he can get his winky in his armpit, that is some talent! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Phew
A sexy mate sent this
Can you tell Clacton that his posts are tremendous and his hand looks huge
Oooer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Inevitably, one for Inevitable!
Please could you tell Inevitable I would snuggle right in and sniff his armpit. And his winky.
Good Lord!
Well if he can get his winky in his armpit, that is some talent!"
He'll be able to after his yoga lesson |
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"Oooft... sexy man alert for the sexiest strap on wielder...
Tell that moon boobs id love to give her a hug with my winky inside her as she smushed my skull with her moon sized boobies
This made me chuckle you’re due a smushing i was going for orgasmic  "
That too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Inevitably, one for Inevitable!
Please could you tell Inevitable I would snuggle right in and sniff his armpit. And his winky.
Good Lord! "
oooo a sniffer eh i plenty of notice to stay off the beans then |
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over a year ago
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Goodness golly gosh it's hot in here... my very s3xy mate says...
Tell the very sexy SKLOGAN that his smoulder makes my bits smoulder
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Inevitably, one for Inevitable!
Please could you tell Inevitable I would snuggle right in and sniff his armpit. And his winky.
Good Lord!
Well if he can get his winky in his armpit, that is some talent!
He'll be able to after his yoga lesson "
this  |
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"Hey there Mr Sprout!
One for you sir:
My super sexy lady mate says that she has been perving your pics and that it is definitely time to play...BUT...
She cant decide whether it is time to strip or tease, so could you do both please and thankyou "
I don’t normally do requests but I’ll make an exception this time |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
Erm... Nora Dear - and Kinky!...
My super horny and rather ambitious mate says that it is time to arrange that date... but much as she loves a good slap with a spanking paddle, it is Kinky that she wants to boff her with a strap-on, while Nora keeps tension on the restraints...
Erm... and if you need someone to hold the camera, I cant promise my hand wont be shaking but I'll give it a damn good crack! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Hey sexy Mrs...
Please ask mrsjae if i could lift her off her work chair onto my throbbing sausage |
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"Erm... Nora Dear - and Kinky!...
My super horny and rather ambitious mate says that it is time to arrange that date... but much as she loves a good slap with a spanking paddle, it is Kinky that she wants to boff her with a strap-on, while Nora keeps tension on the restraints...
Erm... and if you need someone to hold the camera, I cant promise my hand wont be shaking but I'll give it a damn good crack! "
I’m ready for boffing duty |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"I just got told...
Can you tell GlynJ to smile more - if he does , I’ll buy him a pineapple "
I actually smile quite a lot in person. I just can't smile and take a selfie at the same time, unless you want a rictus smile. |
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I'm back in this one too. LET again... lol |
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"Hey sexy Mrs...
Please ask mrsjae if i could lift her off her work chair onto my throbbing sausage"
Thought he’d never ask I’ll be available on the chair from 9.30 am |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I haven't put my post Mistress uniform on in yonks. Send your naughty messages and I will seal them with a sexy kiss peeps.
Oh and I am in too
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m back in for a bit and happy to act as postbox for the next hour or so if needed. Then off to bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A hottie just sent this
Dan
If I’ve got a free day can I take you out to a local dogging spot for alfresco fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A message has come across my post office counter for Rainbow_Road
she is gorgeous and she could do anything she wanted to me, and I would thank her for it!
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A hottie just sent this
Dan
If I’ve got a free day can I take you out to a local dogging spot for alfresco fun "
Oooh well (assuming it’s this Dan and not another one..) I think I might have an idea who this might be … let’s coordinate diaries … 
But what about that *other* thing I mentioned? Can you help with that too!?  ahh ha!
If you have NO idea what I’m talking about then you’re not who I think you are and I send my grovelling apologies  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh gents look out... phwoar
Please tell Beardybob, SKLogan, Dan and Avalanche to report to my office for a dressing down. And a rubbing down
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A hottie just sent this
Dan
If I’ve got a free day can I take you out to a local dogging spot for alfresco fun
Oooh well (assuming it’s this Dan and not another one..) I think I might have an idea who this might be … let’s coordinate diaries …
But what about that *other* thing I mentioned? Can you help with that too!? ahh ha!
If you have NO idea what I’m talking about then you’re not who I think you are and I send my grovelling apologies "
Actually can I retract that as the person I’m thinking of hasn’t been online for 3 hours!? Now I have no idea who this is!!
But yeah, let’s STILL coordinate diaries!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh gents look out... phwoar
Please tell Beardybob, SKLogan, Dan and Avalanche to report to my office for a dressing down. And a rubbing down
NBVN x"
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"This sexy woman just popped up to say
_valanche1001,
I hope you haven't burnt in the sun? Maybe next time I could rub some suntan lotion in you "
Sun burnt or not I’m always grateful for a good rubbin’ |
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"Oh gents look out... phwoar
Please tell Beardybob, SKLogan, Dan and Avalanche to report to my office for a dressing down. And a rubbing down
NBVN x"
Yes ma’am |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A very hunky and handsome man has this for the very lovely and lucky NSP:
Would you be kind enough to ask the spiffing NSP if she’d dangle those perfect breasts just within reach of my tongue - oh and let me out if her cupboard too! |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"Oh gents look out... phwoar
Please tell Beardybob, SKLogan, Dan and Avalanche to report to my office for a dressing down. And a rubbing down
NBVN x
Yes ma’am "
Seems I'm at the back of the queue again...
Splendid! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In... just as the thread almost closes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Back in for bite |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"A very hunky and handsome man has this for the very lovely and lucky NSP:
Would you be kind enough to ask the spiffing NSP if she’d dangle those perfect breasts just within reach of my tongue - oh and let me out if her cupboard too!"
I unlocked it ages ago... sorry, should have mentioned that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A rather attractive woman has asked me to tell Mr Monkey that he has extremely hunky thighs and wondered if he’d like her body between them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A rather attractive woman has asked me to tell Mr Monkey that he has extremely hunky thighs and wondered if he’d like her body between them "
I would |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a message from a rather delish man for the lovely Bella
I get all kinds of horny every time I see those perfect pins and I’d love to see them resting against my shoulders.
NBVN x |
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I'm in Posh!
But if I don't get a message, I shall flounce off in a big girly huff |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Foxy female asks Clacton if he’d choose a different KFC
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in Posh!
But if I don't get a message, I shall flounce off in a big girly huff "
But we’re already on 174 .. tick tock ..
P.s. I would |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
A proper hunk of a fellow wants me to pass this very straight to the point message on...
Please tell Bellaseas I want her
Say yes. Say yes. Say yes
(That bit is from me ) |
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