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All this talk of sexual positions...
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"Yes woke up extra horny today because of hormones and this is just making it worse lol
None of the threads today are helping 
But at least the forums fun today so yay for that  "
Definitely yay for that! |
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"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.
Anyone else or is it just me? 
You are not alone.
No, really! I’m wanking in your cupboard 
FIFY
Sorry, I will clean up after myself  "
Your pics aren’t helping either! |
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"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.
Anyone else or is it just me?
You are not alone.
No, really! I’m wanking in your cupboard
FIFY
Sorry, I will clean up after myself
Your pics aren’t helping either!"
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over a year ago
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"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.
Anyone else or is it just me?
You are not alone.
No, really! I’m wanking in your cupboard
FIFY
Sorry, I will clean up after myself
Your pics aren’t helping either!"
There's always the toybox.... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Yes, now it's cooled down a bit and I could actually bare the thought of someone touching me!"
Air con. It's the way forward.
And selling a kidney for the electric bill is apparently acceptable I've been told |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It's done something funny to me as well. Hope hubby comes home from work early
Mrs "
I wanted to say I wish I still had a husband for that...
But I don't |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.
Anyone else or is it just me?
You are not alone.
No, really! I’m wanking in your cupboard
FIFY
Sorry, I will clean up after myself "
Just don't make a mess...
Now... how could we solve the mess and horn problems I wonder |
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"Im reading these inbetween work in the office. It isnt helping.
Anyone want to come and pour cold water on me
Oops.
I'm not even sorry"
Its fine as long as i dont have to get up out of my chair...  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Im reading these inbetween work in the office. It isnt helping.
Anyone want to come and pour cold water on me
Oops.
I'm not even sorry
Its fine as long as i dont have to get up out of my chair... "
That would be awkward indeed...  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Anyone want a below average shag??
I'll take it! 
Go for it. Just don’t rate me over two out of five on trip advisor  "
Deal.
I'll leave the door on the latch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.
Anyone else or is it just me? "
It does me too. then to make matters worse after reading what positions a person enjoys, I then read their profile and look at their photos, which makes it even worse!
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.
Anyone else or is it just me?
It does me too. then to make matters worse after reading what positions a person enjoys, I then read their profile and look at their photos, which makes it even worse!
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That *could* be what got me into this mess.
And listening to the fapping in the cupboard. |
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"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.
Anyone else or is it just me?
It does me too. then to make matters worse after reading what positions a person enjoys, I then read their profile and look at their photos, which makes it even worse!
That *could* be what got me into this mess.
And listening to the fapping in the cupboard."
Alright, alright! I’ll be done in a minute |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.
Anyone else or is it just me?
It does me too. then to make matters worse after reading what positions a person enjoys, I then read their profile and look at their photos, which makes it even worse!
That *could* be what got me into this mess.
And listening to the fapping in the cupboard.
Alright, alright! I’ll be done in a minute "
I'll give you a mouth. That'll help |
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"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.
Anyone else or is it just me?
It does me too. then to make matters worse after reading what positions a person enjoys, I then read their profile and look at their photos, which makes it even worse!
That *could* be what got me into this mess.
And listening to the fapping in the cupboard.
Alright, alright! I’ll be done in a minute
I'll give you a mouth. That'll help "
Only if sparkle can simultaneously tickle my plums |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.
Anyone else or is it just me?
It does me too. then to make matters worse after reading what positions a person enjoys, I then read their profile and look at their photos, which makes it even worse!
That *could* be what got me into this mess.
And listening to the fapping in the cupboard.
Alright, alright! I’ll be done in a minute
I'll give you a mouth. That'll help
Only if sparkle can simultaneously tickle my plums "
How many people have you got hiding in my cupboard? |
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"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.
Anyone else or is it just me?
It does me too. then to make matters worse after reading what positions a person enjoys, I then read their profile and look at their photos, which makes it even worse!
That *could* be what got me into this mess.
And listening to the fapping in the cupboard.
Alright, alright! I’ll be done in a minute
I'll give you a mouth. That'll help
Only if sparkle can simultaneously tickle my plums
How many people have you got hiding in my cupboard? "
Not sure but someone just touched my leg. There is a skeleton in here clutching a pack of condoms |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.
Anyone else or is it just me?
It does me too. then to make matters worse after reading what positions a person enjoys, I then read their profile and look at their photos, which makes it even worse!
That *could* be what got me into this mess.
And listening to the fapping in the cupboard.
Alright, alright! I’ll be done in a minute
I'll give you a mouth. That'll help
Only if sparkle can simultaneously tickle my plums
How many people have you got hiding in my cupboard?
Not sure but someone just touched my leg. There is a skeleton in here clutching a pack of condoms "
Gotta keep them somewhere |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm greedy I always want one.... or two , maybe three 
I used to feel like that... I save myself up now 
Ohhh it's getting me thinking!"
You're welcome |
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By *mily28Woman
over a year ago
Clapham |
"I'm greedy I always want one.... or two , maybe three
I used to feel like that... I save myself up now
Ohhh it's getting me thinking!
You're welcome "
Thank you...trying to think which to pick for my next outing! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm greedy I always want one.... or two , maybe three
I used to feel like that... I save myself up now
Ohhh it's getting me thinking!
You're welcome
Thank you...trying to think which to pick for my next outing!"
Ah... the beauty of choices |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm insatiable. The more I get the more I want
Me too... and I've had none for AGES!
You are sexy as hell. Go get some!! Make it a good one!!"
Me? I am?
Why thank you
And back at you |
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over a year ago
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"Not today ….. what am I thinking. Of course I do, but it will take me until weekend to get myself ready
Woody... you break my heart...  "
Is that a song? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Not today ….. what am I thinking. Of course I do, but it will take me until weekend to get myself ready
Woody... you break my heart...
Is that a song? "
I just finished writing it. It's a country ballad |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The mind is willing but the body is too warm for all that sweaty stuff.
Sea swimming is the answer...
I’m off to saaaaarfend to find a hottie then "
Noooooo! Woolacombe! |
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"The mind is willing but the body is too warm for all that sweaty stuff.
Sea swimming is the answer...
I’m off to saaaaarfend to find a hottie then
Noooooo! Woolacombe!"
Well yes I prefer it there ! But it will be dark by the time I arrive! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The mind is willing but the body is too warm for all that sweaty stuff.
Sea swimming is the answer...
I’m off to saaaaarfend to find a hottie then
Noooooo! Woolacombe!
Well yes I prefer it there ! But it will be dark by the time I arrive! "
I know |
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"Yes I do!
It’s long overdue!
I need a good dicking or two!
I'm not talking to you... you keep promising me a dicking and yet...
Get your arse up here, I’ll be waiting with the strap on "
I can get there first!!! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Yes I do!
It’s long overdue!
I need a good dicking or two!
I'm not talking to you... you keep promising me a dicking and yet...
Get your arse up here, I’ll be waiting with the strap on "
Oh I will |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes I do!
It’s long overdue!
I need a good dicking or two!
I'm not talking to you... you keep promising me a dicking and yet...
Get your arse up here, I’ll be waiting with the strap on
Oh I will "
I could bring crisps. Just to keep you both fed. And cake. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Yes I do!
It’s long overdue!
I need a good dicking or two!
I'm not talking to you... you keep promising me a dicking and yet...
Get your arse up here, I’ll be waiting with the strap on
Oh I will
I could bring crisps. Just to keep you both fed. And cake. "
I think we are more likely to need hydration |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Me! I’ve got it bad today
Nora! I'm shocked!
You’re not really though, are you?
Nothing Nora dear does shocks me really.
Has Nora dear gone again? Thought he was back lol "
Seems to have gone for now Nora dear, but he will be back. He always knows where to find you after all... |
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"Yes I do!
It’s long overdue!
I need a good dicking or two!
I'm not talking to you... you keep promising me a dicking and yet...
Get your arse up here, I’ll be waiting with the strap on
Oh I will
I could bring crisps. Just to keep you both fed. And cake.
I think we are more likely to need hydration "
Crisps cake and plenty of hydration |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Yes I do!
It’s long overdue!
I need a good dicking or two!
I'm not talking to you... you keep promising me a dicking and yet...
Get your arse up here, I’ll be waiting with the strap on
Oh I will
I could bring crisps. Just to keep you both fed. And cake.
I think we are more likely to need hydration
Crisps cake and plenty of hydration "
Ah yes... can't get hydrated with just water after all  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes I do!
It’s long overdue!
I need a good dicking or two!
I'm not talking to you... you keep promising me a dicking and yet...
Get your arse up here, I’ll be waiting with the strap on
Oh I will
I could bring crisps. Just to keep you both fed. And cake.
I think we are more likely to need hydration
Crisps cake and plenty of hydration
Ah yes... can't get hydrated with just water after all "
Rum and wasn’t it? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Yes I do!
It’s long overdue!
I need a good dicking or two!
I'm not talking to you... you keep promising me a dicking and yet...
Get your arse up here, I’ll be waiting with the strap on
Oh I will
I could bring crisps. Just to keep you both fed. And cake.
I think we are more likely to need hydration
Crisps cake and plenty of hydration
Ah yes... can't get hydrated with just water after all
Rum and Coke wasn’t it? "
Spiced... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.
Anyone else or is it just me?
Me to unfortunately
Want a jolly good fuck
But that’s just me "
A happy, smiley good one? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I would so love that right now but still testing positive for COVID, horn is through the roof!! "
Aww man!
Hope it isn't making you feel poop.
(Not literal poop. But ill. Although I'm not kink shaming) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.
Anyone else or is it just me?
Me to unfortunately
Want a jolly good fuck
But that’s just me
A happy, smiley good one?"
Yes most definitely
Happy smiley cuddly hugs and damn good seeing to hand tounges cock the lot no holding back |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’m sure you’d have guys and girls lining up at your door, waiting online. ??"
Hang on...
*checks door*
Nope. No one here
(Funny story though... one dude I'd never seen before did randomly turn up one night... small town, public face pics... I didn't let him in) |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.
Anyone else or is it just me?
Me to unfortunately
Want a jolly good fuck
But that’s just me
A happy, smiley good one?
Yes most definitely
Happy smiley cuddly hugs and damn good seeing to hand tounges cock the lot no holding back "
Now imagining the kind of contortion that hand, tongue and cock would require... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not today ….. what am I thinking. Of course I do, but it will take me until weekend to get myself ready
Woody... you break my heart...
Is that a song?
I just finished writing it. It's a country ballad "
Is it good for a ho’down? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Not today ….. what am I thinking. Of course I do, but it will take me until weekend to get myself ready
Woody... you break my heart...
Is that a song?
I just finished writing it. It's a country ballad
Is it good for a ho’down? "
It's got that last song of the evening... I'm left at the side of the dancefloor watching everyone pair off for the slow dance kinda vibe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Solar horn was already activated makes no odds nothing will be done about it
Oh my! Surely light relief is possible."
not for a fair few hours far too busy |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Solar horn was already activated makes no odds nothing will be done about it
Oh my! Surely light relief is possible.not for a fair few hours far too busy "
It'll be worth the wait |
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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago
London |
"Not today ….. what am I thinking. Of course I do, but it will take me until weekend to get myself ready
Woody... you break my heart...
Is that a song?
I just finished writing it. It's a country ballad
Is it good for a ho’down? "
Easy there now. Who you calling a ho? |
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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago
London |
"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.
Anyone else or is it just me?
It does me too. then to make matters worse after reading what positions a person enjoys, I then read their profile and look at their photos, which makes it even worse!
That *could* be what got me into this mess.
And listening to the fapping in the cupboard.
Alright, alright! I’ll be done in a minute
I'll give you a mouth. That'll help
Only if sparkle can simultaneously tickle my plums
How many people have you got hiding in my cupboard? "
Flipping heck Avalanche. Are you done yet?! That's a queue building up outside this cupboard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What positions were mentioned … it’s always good to learn more
Ones with peen in foof.
That's pretty much all I can remember at this point "
Position overload blindness |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"What positions were mentioned … it’s always good to learn more
Ones with peen in foof.
That's pretty much all I can remember at this point
Position overload blindness "
Can't. Cope.
Need hydrating |
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"Yes, now it's cooled down a bit and I could actually bare the thought of someone touching me!
Air con. It's the way forward.
And selling a kidney for the electric bill is apparently acceptable I've been told"
Well I've got a fan... Just need to find a willing participant! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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No. Not the talk on here, not really been on here lately.
But a voice note telling me about absolutely incredible sex stuff involving sundown?
Yep.
I'm sold.
I just want to hear all the pervy stuff. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Yes, now it's cooled down a bit and I could actually bare the thought of someone touching me!
Air con. It's the way forward.
And selling a kidney for the electric bill is apparently acceptable I've been told
Well I've got a fan... Just need to find a willing participant!"
I'm praying for your inbox now... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"...has made me really want a damn good shagging.
Anyone else or is it just me?
Not just you. I need a damn good shagging that last all weekend "
Sounds like a job for at least 2 others |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"No. Not the talk on here, not really been on here lately.
But a voice note telling me about absolutely incredible sex stuff involving sundown?
Yep.
I'm sold.
I just want to hear all the pervy stuff."
I love the pervy stuff |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just had one
One position?
A damm good shagging
Do you need a gin to take the edge off? 
Is it salmon gin? I’ve heard it’s delicious
Sounds like my idea of heaven, as long as you’re not around "
I’m just going to throw it at you and run away |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It’s the heat that does it for me! "
I'm blaming the heat. And the full moon (whenever that is)
And Nora. Because it is probably her fault.
And the person who has been giving me the horn too. |
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"It’s the heat that does it for me!
I'm blaming the heat. And the full moon (whenever that is)
And Nora. Because it is probably her fault.
And the person who has been giving me the horn too."
Yeah sorry (not sorry) about that |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It’s the heat that does it for me!
I'm blaming the heat. And the full moon (whenever that is)
And Nora. Because it is probably her fault.
And the person who has been giving me the horn too.
Yeah sorry (not sorry) about that "
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"It’s the heat that does it for me!
I'm blaming the heat. And the full moon (whenever that is)
And Nora. Because it is probably her fault.
And the person who has been giving me the horn too."
I get the blame for everything
I’d do the crying emoji if I knew how to |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It’s the heat that does it for me!
I'm blaming the heat. And the full moon (whenever that is)
And Nora. Because it is probably her fault.
And the person who has been giving me the horn too.
I get the blame for everything
I’d do the crying emoji if I knew how to "
I keep showing you!
: ' ( |
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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago
London |
"Yes, now it's cooled down a bit and I could actually bare the thought of someone touching me!
Air con. It's the way forward.
And selling a kidney for the electric bill is apparently acceptable I've been told
Well I've got a fan... Just need to find a willing participant!"
Mimi, am I the fan you're talking about? Lol |
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"It’s the heat that does it for me!
I'm blaming the heat. And the full moon (whenever that is)
And Nora. Because it is probably her fault.
And the person who has been giving me the horn too.
I get the blame for everything
I’d do the crying emoji if I knew how to
I keep showing you!
: ' ("
It doesn’t work for me. I don’t know why |
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"It’s the heat that does it for me!
I'm blaming the heat. And the full moon (whenever that is)
And Nora. Because it is probably her fault.
And the person who has been giving me the horn too.
I get the blame for everything
I’d do the crying emoji if I knew how to
I keep showing you!
: ' (
It doesn’t work for me. I don’t know why "
:’( |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not today ….. what am I thinking. Of course I do, but it will take me until weekend to get myself ready
Woody... you break my heart...
Is that a song?
I just finished writing it. It's a country ballad
Is it good for a ho’down?
It's got that last song of the evening... I'm left at the side of the dancefloor watching everyone pair off for the slow dance kinda vibe "
And watching the one walk off with someone else? … I know the words. let’s sit and cry and sing together. |
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