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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Tell us your truths, Fabsters.
Yeah, it might *sound* controversial but really, deep down, everyone knows you’re telling the truth!
Shall I start?
1. The gherkin is the best bit of the burger
2. Rogue One is the best Star Wars universe film of the entire franchise. By a country mile
3. Nobody really likes beer. It tastes shit. They just *pretend* they do to look cool to their mates, who are all also pretending to like it to look cool to them in a never ending circle of deceit…
Anyway, tell me Fabsters, what are your uncontroversial controversial opinions?
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"Tell us your truths, Fabsters.
Yeah, it might *sound* controversial but really, deep down, everyone knows you’re telling the truth!
Shall I start?
1. The gherkin is the best bit of the burger
2. Rogue One is the best Star Wars universe film of the entire franchise. By a country mile
3. Nobody really likes beer. It tastes shit. They just *pretend* they do to look cool to their mates, who are all also pretending to like it to look cool to them in a never ending circle of deceit…
Anyway, tell me Fabsters, what are your uncontroversial controversial opinions?
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When you say Beer do you mean Lager, Stout, Ale, Bitter etc... or all of them cos lets face it lots gets called beer all the time  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tell us your truths, Fabsters.
Yeah, it might *sound* controversial but really, deep down, everyone knows you’re telling the truth!
Shall I start?
1. The gherkin is the best bit of the burger
2. Rogue One is the best Star Wars universe film of the entire franchise. By a country mile
3. Nobody really likes beer. It tastes shit. They just *pretend* they do to look cool to their mates, who are all also pretending to like it to look cool to them in a never ending circle of deceit…
Anyway, tell me Fabsters, what are your uncontroversial controversial opinions?
When you say Beer do you mean Lager, Stout, Ale, Bitter etc... or all of them cos lets face it lots gets called beer all the time "
Hmm yeah good question. See I don’t actually mind an ice cold lager out of a bottle with a bit of lemon or lime stuck in it (like you’re on holiday but 15 years ago) when it’s hot outside.
But definitely bitter, and MOST DEFINITELY Stout (nobody *really* likes Guinness do they? *other stouts are available) and probably most ales. Lager gets a pass! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell us your truths, Fabsters.
Yeah, it might *sound* controversial but really, deep down, everyone knows you’re telling the truth!
Shall I start?
1. The gherkin is the best bit of the burger
2. Rogue One is the best Star Wars universe film of the entire franchise. By a country mile
3. Nobody really likes beer. It tastes shit. They just *pretend* they do to look cool to their mates, who are all also pretending to like it to look cool to them in a never ending circle of deceit…
Anyway, tell me Fabsters, what are your uncontroversial controversial opinions?
When you say Beer do you mean Lager, Stout, Ale, Bitter etc... or all of them cos lets face it lots gets called beer all the time
Hmm yeah good question. See I don’t actually mind an ice cold lager out of a bottle with a bit of lemon or lime stuck in it (like you’re on holiday but 15 years ago) when it’s hot outside.
But definitely bitter, and MOST DEFINITELY Stout (nobody *really* likes Guinness do they? *other stouts are available) and probably most ales. Lager gets a pass! "
Yet lager is the worst of the lot. That could actually pass for piss!!  |
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"Hmm yeah good question. See I don’t actually mind an ice cold lager out of a bottle with a bit of lemon or lime stuck in it (like you’re on holiday but 15 years ago) when it’s hot outside.
But definitely bitter, and MOST DEFINITELY Stout (nobody *really* likes Guinness do they? *other stouts are available) and probably most ales. Lager gets a pass! "
With lager getting a pass I will agree with you on all three points unless the burger had bacon |
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"Cake is overrated  "
I read this comment then went straight to a thread that was started talking about sitting in a cake before eating it off each other...
There are connections everywhere
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yet lager is the worst of the lot. That could actually pass for piss!! "
Oh Belle, Belle! Haven’t you ever been sloshed on Sols with lime on the Costa Brava and snogged a randomer? It’s fun in the sun!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Warm days are terrible. All the public places are packed, it's hard to sleep and my t-shirt causes me to look like a two-toned arsehole  "
 In Winter I dream of hot sunny days. When the proper hot sunny days actually come they can fuck right off! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yet lager is the worst of the lot. That could actually pass for piss!!
Oh Belle, Belle! Haven’t you ever been sloshed on Sols with lime on the Costa Brava and snogged a randomer? It’s fun in the sun! "
I never said I didn't drink it. But you can keep the fruit salad out of it thanks. That's for pimms. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Yet lager is the worst of the lot. That could actually pass for piss!!
Oh Belle, Belle! Haven’t you ever been sloshed on Sols with lime on the Costa Brava and snogged a randomer? It’s fun in the sun!
I never said I didn't drink it. But you can keep the fruit salad out of it thanks. That's for pimms."
Pimms you say?   #Gallery #LookAtMe |
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"Warm days are terrible. All the public places are packed, it's hard to sleep and my t-shirt causes me to look like a two-toned arsehole
In Winter I dream of hot sunny days. When the proper hot sunny days actually come they can fuck right off! "
Au contraire, love a crisp Winter day with a nice thick woolly jumper on |
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"Tell us your truths, Fabsters.
Yeah, it might *sound* controversial but really, deep down, everyone knows you’re telling the truth!
Shall I start?
1. The gherkin is the best bit of the burger
2. Rogue One is the best Star Wars universe film of the entire franchise. By a country mile
3. Nobody really likes beer. It tastes shit. They just *pretend* they do to look cool to their mates, who are all also pretending to like it to look cool to them in a never ending circle of deceit…
Anyway, tell me Fabsters, what are your uncontroversial controversial opinions?
When you say Beer do you mean Lager, Stout, Ale, Bitter etc... or all of them cos lets face it lots gets called beer all the time
Hmm yeah good question. See I don’t actually mind an ice cold lager out of a bottle with a bit of lemon or lime stuck in it (like you’re on holiday but 15 years ago) when it’s hot outside.
But definitely bitter, and MOST DEFINITELY Stout (nobody *really* likes Guinness do they? *other stouts are available) and probably most ales. Lager gets a pass! "
I love Guinness thankyou |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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This one is VERY uncontroversially controversial:
Anyone asking questions / opinions on Internet forums and expecting others to respond to their thread, should first post their own answer to the question they have posed …  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Bolognese pizzas are amazing (folk from Newcastle will agree).
2. Cramp in your toes is amazing "
On extremely rare occasions I have got "pins and needles" in my lady bits. It feels pretty Damn good but it's impossible to self replicate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. Bolognese pizzas are amazing (folk from Newcastle will agree).
2. Cramp in your toes is amazing
On extremely rare occasions I have got "pins and needles" in my lady bits. It feels pretty Damn good but it's impossible to self replicate. "
Pins and needles are beautiful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Also, men like to think that women dress up for their benefit. If this was true then explain the use of "glitter".
No man ever since the dawn of time has said "wow, check out the sparkle on that one, that full body shimmer totally rocks my world" ;-p |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Bolognese pizzas are amazing (folk from Newcastle will agree).
2. Cramp in your toes is amazing
Foot cramp in your arch is so good "
I'm so pleased I'm not alone on this |
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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
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"Summer = chaffed inner thighs unless unattractive, hot and uncomfortable fat pants are worn, which defeats the point of wearing a lovely, cool summer dress. #fatwobblythighs"
Snag chub rubs or lots of solid stick deodorant are your friends in summer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I buy fish and chips, I put the Curry sauce on the fish and not the chips. I also put butter and cheese in my scones."
You're definitely not going to heaven; your last chance flittered away with this frankly criminal scone [pronounced scon] comment. |
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If perfume was meant to attract men, it would smell of bacon butties,..if aftershave was meant to attract women it would smell of cake.,and thinking of smells,why do they make deodorant that lasts 72 hours,is it for people who don't wash? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Messi and Ronaldo are not the greatest footballers of all time. They are the greatest right now. In a decades time someone else will be hyped up as G.O.A.T. |
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