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Lads it not clever to fart in front of a lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Always let her go first …. It’s called respect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And never follow through #TopTip

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By *annaBeStrongMan over a year ago

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By *annaBeStrongMan over a year ago

Never fart around woman, because the first hole you penetrate is their nose

Be respectful

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And never follow through #TopTip"

Are you listening ladies

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By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

I'm not sure it's ever "clever" to fart in front of someone else.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It would certainly break the ice on a first meet

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By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

But then you might fall through

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It would certainly break the ice on a first meet

Yea but don’t shake your after

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ieg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It would certainly break the ice on a first meet

Yea but don’t shake your after

Don't ask me to pull your finger

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It would certainly break the ice on a first meet

Yea but don’t shake your after

Don't ask me to pull your finger

Awww go on just once

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It would certainly break the ice on a first meet

Yea but don’t shake your after

Don't ask me to pull your finger

Awww go on just once

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South

Whether you be in church or chapel, let it rattle. Let your wind blow free.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Always let her go first …. It’s called respect "
and definitely don't grab a handful and smell it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Always let her go first …. It’s called respect and definitely don't grab a handful and smell it

Or pass it on

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Just keep it silent and make sure the wind does not blowing in her direction

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Wow, its amazing why so many guys here have no luck with such respectful and insightful wisdom

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By *onyjoCouple over a year ago

Peterborough

No. never fart in front of your lady...... always wait your turn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As they say who ever smelt it dealt it

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan over a year ago

Torquay

But a Dutch oven is second only to a pizza oven

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By *gentJMan over a year ago

East Lancashire

"Whether you be in church or chapel, let it rattle. Let your wind blow free."

Where ever you may be and if it smells ...

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