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••• By kind request from Jim - whilst he enjoys his annual leave this week - this is humbly brought to you by NeroLondon •••
London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.
London calling to the Swing underworld, Come out from the shadows, you Fab boys and girls!
Good evening everyone and welcome to the Monday Nocturnal Thread©™.
Why not stop by and say hello and tell us what you've been up to today or just chat some nonsense with us until the early hours...
Newbies, Veterans and Lurkers are very welcome here - so don't be shy, come and say Hi. |
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"Is a swing Underworld known as a petticoat?"
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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings Swing... You are tonight's ¹st poster!
You win a Platinum Tier prize: Harvey Nichols Coffee, plus hand-crafted artisan biscuits and Belgian chocolates. |
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nerø, yon verbose amigø of London-town. How's it hanging?
Today has been BUSY. I hid in the boardroom for most of the day, so I could finish my marking. At one point, I was eating my sandwiches with one hand, marking with the other and talking to Mr KC 
There's a lot to fit in before our trip to the Netherlands.....
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"Is a swing Underworld known as a petticoat?
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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings Swing... You are tonight's ¹st poster!
You win a Platinum Tier prize: Harvey Nichols Coffee, plus hand-crafted artisan biscuits and Belgian chocolates."
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" Good evening"
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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings PrinçessPuddle!!... You are tonight's ²nd poster!
You win a Gold Tier prize: Selfridges tea, plus hand-crafted artisan biscuits and chocolates. |
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"Is a swing Underworld known as a petticoat?
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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings Swing... You are tonight's ¹st poster!
You win a Platinum Tier prize: Harvey Nichols Coffee, plus hand-crafted artisan biscuits and Belgian chocolates.
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"Good evening Nero. How’s you?"
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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings Estella!... You are tonight's ³rd poster!
You win a Silver Tier prize: Fortnum and Mason signature Cider served in a ceramic mug, plus artisan biscuits! |
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"Good evening
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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings PrinçessPuddle!!... You are tonight's ²nd poster!
You win a Gold Tier prize: Selfridges tea, plus hand-crafted artisan biscuits and chocolates."
Ooo yay! I like prizes.
How hot was your day? mine was very melty.  |
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nero, not been up for a nocturnal thread for a long time in fact not done a fat lot of foruming at all for a long time. Has much changed? "
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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings _uriouscouple83... You are tonight's 4th poster!
You win a Bronze Tier prize: Yorkshire tea served from a Thermos™ flask, plus tasty Harrod's biscuits!
Not much changed here but welcome back. Everyone say hello to _uriouscouple83!  |
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nerø, yon verbose amigø of London-town. How's it hanging?
Today has been BUSY. I hid in the boardroom for most of the day, so I could finish my marking. At one point, I was eating my sandwiches with one hand, marking with the other and talking to Mr KC
There's a lot to fit in before our trip to the Netherlands.....
Merry Monday, one and all "
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GœœœD Evening KC²!¡! You've been uncharacteristically busy today. Have you ever been made love to on a boardroom table? There's no room for monogamy on the mahogany!
Can't believe you're visiting the Neanderthals. |
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nerø, yon verbose amigø of London-town. How's it hanging?
Today has been BUSY. I hid in the boardroom for most of the day, so I could finish my marking. At one point, I was eating my sandwiches with one hand, marking with the other and talking to Mr KC
There's a lot to fit in before our trip to the Netherlands.....
Merry Monday, one and all
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GœœœD Evening KC²!¡! You've been uncharacteristically busy today. Have you ever been made love to on a boardroom table? There's no room for monogamy on the mahogany!
Can't believe you're visiting the Neanderthals. "
I have not. And considering the transparent nature of the glass walls of the work boardroom, I think we will leave that experience for another day. Or possibly another life |
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"Good evening darlings/perverts/bitches, however you wish to identify. Are we all well?
Hoes. Hoe. Hoe hoe hoe please.
Apologies to the hoes!
Darlings/perverts/bitches/hoes.
Are we all well? "
MOFOs? |
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"Good evening darlings/perverts/bitches, however you wish to identify. Are we all well?
Hoes. Hoe. Hoe hoe hoe please.
Apologies to the hoes!
Darlings/perverts/bitches/hoes.
Are we all well?
MOFOs? "
FINE.
Darlings/perverts/bitches/hoes/MOFOs
ARE WE ALL WELL |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Good evening darlings/perverts/bitches, however you wish to identify. Are we all well?
Hoes. Hoe. Hoe hoe hoe please.
Apologies to the hoes!
Darlings/perverts/bitches/hoes.
Are we all well?
MOFOs?
FINE.
Darlings/perverts/bitches/hoes/MOFOs
ARE WE ALL WELL "
And us DAFOs.
Can't be forgetting about us.
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"Good evening
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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings PrinçessPuddle!!... You are tonight's ²nd poster!
You win a Gold Tier prize: Selfridges tea, plus hand-crafted artisan biscuits and chocolates.
Ooo yay! I like prizes.
How hot was your day? mine was very melty. "
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You're well overdue a prize. And I'm planning our next Naked Twister, Princess!  |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"Evening all
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Evening felicitations to you Buxøm rÊd. How are you this fine evening?"
Very tired sorting out the Shrewsbury social 23 July. So off to bed.
Have a jolly nice night all and sweet dreams when you slumber
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"Good evening darlings/perverts/bitches, however you wish to identify. Are we all well?
Hoes. Hoe. Hoe hoe hoe please.
Apologies to the hoes!
Darlings/perverts/bitches/hoes.
Are we all well?
MOFOs?
FINE.
Darlings/perverts/bitches/hoes/MOFOs
ARE WE ALL WELL
And us DAFOs.
Can't be forgetting about us.
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Darlings/perverts/bitches/hoes/mofos/dafos/sluts/slutes/bastards and whores.
I hope you’re all well although I’m now almost past caring.
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Dear Jamie.
This post is for you, no others.
I'm very well tonight.
I might have listened to The Other Side while walking home.
I thought of you.
And the Tobys of the world.
I hope you are well today?
xoxo |
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"Yo what you man sayin? "
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'Evening Vicår †
I'll tell you.... Just the other day I heard a brother say that taxi cabs don't even come his way. They're all afraid they won't get paid and so zoom right past to pick up a lighter shade. 
#BigDaddyKane. 
Welcome to the Noc' my brother. |
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"Good evening Nero
I've had a hectic day at work but thankfully had a chilled evening before bed tonight "
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Mr. NørteeButtNice! Good evening to the Noc'. I've missed you. How are those romantic encounters coming along with your new lady friend? I hear that you're on fire! |
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"Dear Jamie.
This post is for you, no others.
I'm very well tonight.
I might have listened to The Other Side while walking home.
I thought of you.
And the Tobys of the world.
I hope you are well today?
xoxo"
You’re the cutest. The Other Side. What a song. Did you manage to walk normally or did you walk dance?
I’m well. I’m watching bedeviled. It’s not that spooky.
Sending the love from my vagina to the Toby’s in the world
Xoxo |
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"Hello Nero!
And nocturnal dwellers obviously, can't be forgetting about you.
I'm very much wide awake. On a school night. Happy. Going to sleep at a sensible time may be tricky tonight. "
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My dearest ex-wife Mèlí. Never there was a moment in my veritable life that I regret our estrangement. How can I turn back the clØck?
Don't sleep. Noc'turn with us.  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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You’re the cutest. The Other Side. What a song. Did you manage to walk normally or did you walk dance?
I’m well. I’m watching bedeviled. It’s not that spooky.
Sending the love from my vagina to the Toby’s in the world
Xoxo"
Definitely a walk dance.
Shimmied when Dentist came on.
I think I might be wrong in the head because I think he sounds really sexy in the song. If a man ever said "Shut up, open wide, here I come", I'll be on my knees, tongue out. Ready.
Bedeviled? Noooo. Candyman?
Sending my love to the sisterhood who gets the Tobys.
xoxo |
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"Good evening darlings/perverts/bitches, however you wish to identify. Are we all well? "
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Well, tickle my tits 'till Friday: it's only Jamie Pants! Jåmie, how are you? Did you find your elusive Silver Fôx? |
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"Evening all
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Evening felicitations to you Buxøm rÊd. How are you this fine evening?
Very tired sorting out the Shrewsbury social 23 July. So off to bed.
Have a jolly nice night all and sweet dreams when you slumber
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°•...... Good night; sweet dreams Büx'  |
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"Good evening
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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings PrinçessPuddle!!... You are tonight's ²nd poster!
You win a Gold Tier prize: Selfridges tea, plus hand-crafted artisan biscuits and chocolates.
Ooo yay! I like prizes.
How hot was your day? mine was very melty.
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You're well overdue a prize. And I'm planning our next Naked Twister, Princess! "
I think we need to add more rules to make it extra hard. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Hello Nero!
And nocturnal dwellers obviously, can't be forgetting about you.
I'm very much wide awake. On a school night. Happy. Going to sleep at a sensible time may be tricky tonight.
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My dearest ex-wife Mèlí. Never there was a moment in my veritable life that I regret our estrangement. How can I turn back the clØck?
Don't sleep. Noc'turn with us. "
Alas Colonel Nero, there's not much that can be done. We shared such passion, eventually life runs its course dear ex.
Oh I'm so awake sleep is not my bedfellow right now. Going to write absolute bollocks on here and tire myself out. |
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"Good evening
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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings PrinçessPuddle!!... You are tonight's ²nd poster!
You win a Gold Tier prize: Selfridges tea, plus hand-crafted artisan biscuits and chocolates.
Ooo yay! I like prizes.
How hot was your day? mine was very melty.
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You're well overdue a prize. And I'm planning our next Naked Twister, Princess!
I think we need to add more rules to make it extra hard. "
Extra hard? *sniggers* |
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"Good evening
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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings PrinçessPuddle!!... You are tonight's ²nd poster!
You win a Gold Tier prize: Selfridges tea, plus hand-crafted artisan biscuits and chocolates.
Ooo yay! I like prizes.
How hot was your day? mine was very melty.
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You're well overdue a prize. And I'm planning our next Naked Twister, Princess!
I think we need to add more rules to make it extra hard.
Extra hard? *sniggers* "
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I'm buying Princess the newer improved Viagra Twister. It's the hardest yet. |
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You’re the cutest. The Other Side. What a song. Did you manage to walk normally or did you walk dance?
I’m well. I’m watching bedeviled. It’s not that spooky.
Sending the love from my vagina to the Toby’s in the world
Xoxo
Definitely a walk dance.
Shimmied when Dentist came on.
I think I might be wrong in the head because I think he sounds really sexy in the song. If a man ever said "Shut up, open wide, here I come", I'll be on my knees, tongue out. Ready.
Bedeviled? Noooo. Candyman?
Sending my love to the sisterhood who gets the Tobys.
xoxo"
Walk dance. Nice 
I dunno. I think the dentist is quite sexy anyway. Not sure if it’s a specific kink or what but I’m always fruity on dentist day.
I don’t know why I didn’t do candyman. It’s just been recommended for me so so long I needed to know what this bedevilled film was. Now I know. A loada ol’ shit. |
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"Good evening darlings/perverts/bitches, however you wish to identify. Are we all well?
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Well, tickle my tits 'till Friday: it's only Jamie Pants! Jåmie, how are you? Did you find your elusive Silver Fôx?"
I did not. But I did get a lot of recommendations on how to catch an old man so if my preferences change, it’s handy to have.
I was hoping for a slightly older salt and heard gentleman. A very disappointing outcome.
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"Good evening darlings/perverts/bitches, however you wish to identify. Are we all well?
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Well, tickle my tits 'till Friday: it's only Jamie Pants! Jåmie, how are you? Did you find your elusive Silver Fôx?
I did not. But I did get a lot of recommendations on how to catch an old man so if my preferences change, it’s handy to have.
I was hoping for a slightly older salt and heard gentleman. A very disappointing outcome. "
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I just web searched "salt and heard" and got "Amber Heard" and "Sultan 'Ard". Are you on the waccy-baccy Jàmié? |
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"Good evening
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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings PrinçessPuddle!!... You are tonight's ²nd poster!
You win a Gold Tier prize: Selfridges tea, plus hand-crafted artisan biscuits and chocolates.
Ooo yay! I like prizes.
How hot was your day? mine was very melty.
•
You're well overdue a prize. And I'm planning our next Naked Twister, Princess!
I think we need to add more rules to make it extra hard.
Extra hard? *sniggers*
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I'm buying Princess the newer improved Viagra Twister. It's the hardest yet."
I'm sure I could find ways to make it harder. |
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"Good evening darlings/perverts/bitches, however you wish to identify. Are we all well?
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Well, tickle my tits 'till Friday: it's only Jamie Pants! Jåmie, how are you? Did you find your elusive Silver Fôx?
I did not. But I did get a lot of recommendations on how to catch an old man so if my preferences change, it’s handy to have.
I was hoping for a slightly older salt and heard gentleman. A very disappointing outcome.
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I just web searched "salt and heard" and got "Amber Heard" and "Sultan 'Ard". Are you on the waccy-baccy Jàmié?"
Salt and peppered hair man.
I’m not sure what happened here. I won’t apologise for my mistypes. I’m sure you’re all used to my terrible typing by now. |
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"Good evening darlings/perverts/bitches, however you wish to identify. Are we all well?
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Well, tickle my tits 'till Friday: it's only Jamie Pants! Jåmie, how are you? Did you find your elusive Silver Fôx?
I did not. But I did get a lot of recommendations on how to catch an old man so if my preferences change, it’s handy to have.
I was hoping for a slightly older salt and heard gentleman. A very disappointing outcome.
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I just web searched "salt and heard" and got "Amber Heard" and "Sultan 'Ard". Are you on the waccy-baccy Jàmié?
Salt and peppered hair man.
I’m not sure what happened here. I won’t apologise for my mistypes. I’m sure you’re all used to my terrible typing by now. "
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Jamie, my delicate flower, I hope you can handle a cock better than you can handle your grammar...?!  |
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"Where on earth is "A Moon Grey Cat"? I haven't that him prowl Satan's alley or the Nocturnal for ages! 
I thought that last night. "
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You've got a filthy mind, KC²
I was asking out of politeness and nøt for any ulterior motives. |
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"Where on earth is "A Moon Grey Cat"? I haven't that him prowl Satan's alley or the Nocturnal for ages!
I thought that last night.
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You've got a filthy mind, KC²
I was asking out of politeness and nøt for any ulterior motives. "
I merely thought of Mr Cat's good health, nothing more subversive than that |
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'Evening Vicår †
I'll tell you.... Just the other day I heard a brother say that taxi cabs don't even come his way. They're all afraid they won't get paid and so zoom right past to pick up a lighter shade.
#BigDaddyKane.
Welcome to the Noc' my brother."
That’s mad. I don’t get picked up by Ubers in some areas even though I’ve got a good score but my gf with a worse score will search right after me and get a ride lol.
Anyway god to be here |
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Good evening Nero and other fellow lurkers
My evening involved me trying to get a cat out of my current accommodation and forgetting how a hose works
How the rest of you lovely fellows doing?
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G°°d evening Åiden of Åshford. How was your day today?
Day was very good thanks nero, how was yours??"
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It's was most capital, my dear friend. Until KC² messaged me to wax lyrical about her new washing machine. Jeez. Get over it. |
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"Good evening Nero and other fellow lurkers
My evening involved me trying to get a cat out of my current accommodation and forgetting how a hose works
How the rest of you lovely fellows doing?
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RikkeForth! Good evening young Rïk. Were you feline-challenged today? Next time use a Karcher on the Cat-cher. |
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"^ he's not wrong!
Happy, flippingggggggggg, what day is it again? "
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It's Friday.
I think I've worked out your angst, Vicår: it's London. It's not good for your mind, body and soul. Have you considered Mådchester? |
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"^ he's not wrong!
Happy, flippingggggggggg, what day is it again?
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It's Friday.
I think I've worked out your angst, Vicår: it's London. It's not good for your mind, body and soul. Have you considered Mådchester?"
I think about her before I go to bed. My girlfriend hates her. She’s just jealous. But as they say in the game, don’t let your girlfriend stop you from finding your wife.  |
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