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Your Sexual Super Skill..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What is it, Fabsters?
Maybe you can suck like a Dyson, or breathe through your ears?
Go all night? Lick pussy for hours? Squirt lots of urine and pretend it’s some form of ejaculate?!
Me? Well, I’m absolutely WOEFUL in bed, which makes me stand out as unique on a fuck site full of stallions.
But what about you, Fabsters, what’s YOUR sexual USP?
Here’s your chance to humble brag about it, and maybe attract the eye of a hottie!  |
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"What is it, Fabsters?
Maybe you can suck like a Dyson, or breathe through your ears?
Go all night? Lick pussy for hours? Squirt lots of urine and pretend it’s some form of ejaculate?!
Me? Well, I’m absolutely WOEFUL in bed, which makes me stand out as unique on a fuck site full of stallions.
But what about you, Fabsters, what’s YOUR sexual USP?
Here’s your chance to humble brag about it, and maybe attract the eye of a hottie! "
I’m a man of many hidden talents 
A lesbian I met in a bar said I was the best kisser she’d ever had the pleasure of 
She also complimented me on my soft hands and aftershave 
 not sure wether i dreamt this but I know it happened at some point    |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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"I can always manage to avoid having to sleep in the wet patch
Well that's easy, you just push them onto it "
Not when you have to get out the bed to turn the big light off..... you have to be superfast to get back to the bed before they do  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m able to strip you down and fuck you in at least five different ways in my mind as I begin to introduce myself to you
That’s some skill right there "
You remember that time when you take a deep breath for no reason…. That was me. |
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"I can always manage to avoid having to sleep in the wet patch
Well that's easy, you just push them onto it
Not when you have to get out the bed to turn the big light off..... you have to be superfast to get back to the bed before they do "
Pro tip. Bedside lamps  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For me I think it's handjobs.
This is a tough one … as I give myself the best handjobs I’ve experienced so far
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Sounds like you're inexperienced in that field |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can’t cum anymore. Women like that. I don’t. But women don’t seem to mind it.
- I bet you just read that and you’re thinking ‘I would mind that. I would want it to end at some point’.
Shhh. Let people have things. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do the best cow girl. Yee haa
Oooh. We should talk! It’s my fave sexual positon, I even mention it in my profile (hashtag #LookAtMe) ..
I feel asleep half way through "
Pfft! No stamina! |
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"I do the best cow girl. Yee haa
Oooh. We should talk! It’s my fave sexual positon, I even mention it in my profile (hashtag #LookAtMe) ..
I feel asleep half way through
Pfft! No stamina! "
Golf ball |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do the best cow girl. Yee haa
Oooh. We should talk! It’s my fave sexual positon, I even mention it in my profile (hashtag #LookAtMe) ..
I feel asleep half way through
Pfft! No stamina!
Golf ball "
yeah yeah the old skip the the end trick! |
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"I do the best cow girl. Yee haa
Oooh. We should talk! It’s my fave sexual positon, I even mention it in my profile (hashtag #LookAtMe) ..
I feel asleep half way through
Pfft! No stamina!
Golf ball
yeah yeah the old skip the the end trick! "
Prefer g spot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only someone who is attracted to me and has the chemistry with me would even think I had a sexual superpower, until of course they've cum and its all back to reality.
I'm really quite boring and big standard stuff.
PW |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dolling-up to service big dicks like a practiced whore; giving sloppy deep-throat blowjobs, and if that doesn’t make you cum then my sissy arsehole is guaranteed to bust your balls - hasn’t let me down yet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can read a girl's body and mind during the action and do exactly what is in her mind. My favourite line in bed is "Oh,Tiger!! how do you know I wanted exactly this atm? ".. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can read a girl's body and mind during the action and do exactly what is in her mind. My favourite line in bed is "Oh,Tiger!! how do you know I wanted exactly this atm? ".."
This only works for me when I say “Do you want me to leave?”  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can read a girl's body and mind during the action and do exactly what is in her mind. My favourite line in bed is "Oh,Tiger!! how do you know I wanted exactly this atm? "..
This only works for me when I say “Do you want me to leave?”
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Omg!! Ahhahaha you're funny hahXD |
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