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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And honestly she was so beautiful. I saw her waiting for the bus, skin was glowing, she was reading a book. And then she looked up at me and smiled.
And I said
How! Hi are you?
And she said I don’t smoke and closed her book and walked to the next stop.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And honestly she was so beautiful. I saw her waiting for the bus, skin was glowing, she was reading a book. And then she looked up at me and smiled.
And I said
How! Hi are you?
And she said I don’t smoke and closed her book and walked to the next stop. "
southerners  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got asked for a cigarette Friday night at the bus stop. I said "I don't smoke" and the man said "but you have loads of tattoos so I know you do"
Bus stops are a breeding ground for strangeness
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"How odd 
Maybe she was part of an international spy ring and they were speaking in code  "
Inevitables probably right. It’s a southern thing. They don’t talk like they do up north. People look at me like I’m a mad arse when I say good morning down here! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got asked for a cigarette Friday night at the bus stop. I said "I don't smoke" and the man said "but you have loads of tattoos so I know you do"
Bus stops are a breeding ground for strangeness
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I get asked if I smoke ALL the time. I know why.
At a train station someone asked me if I smoke [redacted] and he kissed his teeth when I said no |
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"And honestly she was so beautiful. I saw her waiting for the bus, skin was glowing, she was reading a book. And then she looked up at me and smiled.
And I said
How! Hi are you?
And she said I don’t smoke and closed her book and walked to the next stop. southerners "
*nods knowingly* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And honestly she was so beautiful. I saw her waiting for the bus, skin was glowing, she was reading a book. And then she looked up at me and smiled.
And I said
How! Hi are you?
And she said I don’t smoke and closed her book and walked to the next stop. southerners
*nods knowingly*"
You understand me  |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
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"And honestly she was so beautiful. I saw her waiting for the bus, skin was glowing, she was reading a book. And then she looked up at me and smiled.
And I said
How! Hi are you?
And she said I don’t smoke and closed her book and walked to the next stop. southerners "
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"And honestly she was so beautiful. I saw her waiting for the bus, skin was glowing, she was reading a book. And then she looked up at me and smiled.
And I said
How! Hi are you?
And she said I don’t smoke and closed her book and walked to the next stop. southerners
*nods knowingly*
You understand me "
I think I might be the only one who understands you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And honestly she was so beautiful. I saw her waiting for the bus, skin was glowing, she was reading a book. And then she looked up at me and smiled.
And I said
How! Hi are you?
And she said I don’t smoke and closed her book and walked to the next stop. southerners
*nods knowingly*
You understand me
I think I might be the only one who understands you "
Have you finally figured me out then, Nora? |
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"And honestly she was so beautiful. I saw her waiting for the bus, skin was glowing, she was reading a book. And then she looked up at me and smiled.
And I said
How! Hi are you?
And she said I don’t smoke and closed her book and walked to the next stop. southerners
*nods knowingly*
You understand me
I think I might be the only one who understands you
Have you finally figured me out then, Nora?"
I have!  . Took me a few minutes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And honestly she was so beautiful. I saw her waiting for the bus, skin was glowing, she was reading a book. And then she looked up at me and smiled.
And I said
How! Hi are you?
And she said I don’t smoke and closed her book and walked to the next stop. southerners
*nods knowingly*
You understand me
I think I might be the only one who understands you
Have you finally figured me out then, Nora?
I have! . Took me a few minutes "
The answer is always Daddy issues. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I should clarify this isn’t true. I’m a young, Black, Londoner. I would never ever talk to someone at a bus stop. And I get annoyed when I have to pause my music because people talk to me. |
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"I should clarify this isn’t true. I’m a young, Black, Londoner. I would never ever talk to someone at a bus stop. And I get annoyed when I have to pause my music because people talk to me. "
I had a feeling that something wasnt quite right |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I should clarify this isn’t true. I’m a young, Black, Londoner. I would never ever talk to someone at a bus stop. And I get annoyed when I have to pause my music because people talk to me.
I had a feeling that something wasnt quite right "
Last time someone spoke to me at a bus stop I considered walking to the next stop I’m not even joking. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I should clarify this isn’t true. I’m a young, Black, Londoner. I would never ever talk to someone at a bus stop. And I get annoyed when I have to pause my music because people talk to me.
I had a feeling that something wasnt quite right
Last time someone spoke to me at a bus stop I considered walking to the next stop I’m not even joking. "
And I’m not going to talk to someone for them to think issa robbery |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How odd
Maybe she was part of an international spy ring and they were speaking in code
Inevitables probably right. It’s a southern thing. They don’t talk like they do up north. People look at me like I’m a mad arse when I say good morning down here! "
Are you sure it's the good morning that makes them look at you like that?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How odd
Maybe she was part of an international spy ring and they were speaking in code
Inevitables probably right. It’s a southern thing. They don’t talk like they do up north. People look at me like I’m a mad arse when I say good morning down here!
Are you sure it's the good morning that makes them look at you like that?
Mr"
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*grabs popcorn I bought earlier*
Nora, personally, I wouldn’t have that. Are you gonna have that? Because I wouldn’t let someone do me like that |
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"How odd
Maybe she was part of an international spy ring and they were speaking in code
Inevitables probably right. It’s a southern thing. They don’t talk like they do up north. People look at me like I’m a mad arse when I say good morning down here!
Are you sure it's the good morning that makes them look at you like that?
Mr
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*grabs popcorn I bought earlier*
Nora, personally, I wouldn’t have that. Are you gonna have that? Because I wouldn’t let someone do me like that"
How rude!! Nope I am NOT having that! I shall think of a suitable punishment for Mr NBVN.
Although …….. to be fair he could have a point  |
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"I should clarify this isn’t true. I’m a young, Black, Londoner. I would never ever talk to someone at a bus stop. And I get annoyed when I have to pause my music because people talk to me.
I had a feeling that something wasnt quite right
Last time someone spoke to me at a bus stop I considered walking to the next stop I’m not even joking. "
Talking on public transportation? I’d rather eat a bowl of nails. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"People don't talk to me at bus stops because they don't want to interrupt me talking to myself. "
I don’t talk to people at bus stops but I’d consider talking to you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh Pickle. I want someone to describe me like that now. Glowing. Reading a book. Life goals right there."
No because if I was describing you I would actually say nice lovely cute stuff. |
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"I should clarify this isn’t true. I’m a young, Black, Londoner. I would never ever talk to someone at a bus stop. And I get annoyed when I have to pause my music because people talk to me.
I had a feeling that something wasnt quite right
Last time someone spoke to me at a bus stop I considered walking to the next stop I’m not even joking. "
It's considered rude here NOT to speak to people in the street/at the bus stop! We nod and say "hello" or "morning" to every single person passed on a walk, especially if in a non-urban environment |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Oh Pickle. I want someone to describe me like that now. Glowing. Reading a book. Life goals right there.
No because if I was describing you I would actually say nice lovely cute stuff. "
You are going to get the biggest hug of your life in a couple of months. Can I please just keep you in my pocket 'til then when I'm having a meh day? |
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"And honestly she was so beautiful. I saw her waiting for the bus, skin was glowing, she was reading a book. And then she looked up at me and smiled.
And I said
How! Hi are you?
And she said I don’t smoke and closed her book and walked to the next stop. "
Oh ok...some folk are like that.
Or maybe she misheard you.
Id' have said fine thanks how are you? |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"And honestly she was so beautiful. I saw her waiting for the bus, skin was glowing, she was reading a book. And then she looked up at me and smiled.
And I said
How! Hi are you?
And she said I don’t smoke and closed her book and walked to the next stop. "
Was she particularly tall as well as deaf? |
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"And honestly she was so beautiful. I saw her waiting for the bus, skin was glowing, she was reading a book. And then she looked up at me and smiled.
And I said
How! Hi are you?
And she said I don’t smoke and closed her book and walked to the next stop.
Was she particularly tall as well as deaf?"
Who catches a bus  |
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
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"And honestly she was so beautiful. I saw her waiting for the bus, skin was glowing, she was reading a book. And then she looked up at me and smiled.
And I said
How! Hi are you?
And she said I don’t smoke and closed her book and walked to the next stop. "
Might be Melli? She is something else...
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"And honestly she was so beautiful. I saw her waiting for the bus, skin was glowing, she was reading a book. And then she looked up at me and smiled.
And I said
How! Hi are you?
And she said I don’t smoke and closed her book and walked to the next stop.
Was she particularly tall as well as deaf?
Who catches a bus "
Me....he could be talking about me  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"And honestly she was so beautiful. I saw her waiting for the bus, skin was glowing, she was reading a book. And then she looked up at me and smiled.
And I said
How! Hi are you?
And she said I don’t smoke and closed her book and walked to the next stop.
Might be Melli? She is something else...
C"
 Oh my ego is going to be insufferable for the next few weeks now. I can feel the knobometer growing with every nice thing that's being said recently. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And honestly she was so beautiful. I saw her waiting for the bus, skin was glowing, she was reading a book. And then she looked up at me and smiled.
And I said
How! Hi are you?
And she said I don’t smoke and closed her book and walked to the next stop.
Was she particularly tall as well as deaf?
Who catches a bus "
Yes, I can’t afford to pay rent in London and run a car. So I get the bus. I just charge it to the game |
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"I should clarify this isn’t true. I’m a young, Black, Londoner. I would never ever talk to someone at a bus stop. And I get annoyed when I have to pause my music because people talk to me. "
Thank goodness for this, I was about to ask if you were unwell! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe she was more of a snorter, Steve?
True. But she still could’ve answered the question though?
You said she did..."
Kinda. But she didn’t at the same time. |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"Maybe she was more of a snorter, Steve?
True. But she still could’ve answered the question though?
You said she did...
Kinda. But she didn’t at the same time. "
That's tall women for you.
Up themselves. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe she was more of a snorter, Steve?
True. But she still could’ve answered the question though?
You said she did...
Kinda. But she didn’t at the same time.
That's tall women for you.
Up themselves."
Always looking down on the rest of us.  |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
"And honestly she was so beautiful. I saw her waiting for the bus, skin was glowing, she was reading a book. And then she looked up at me and smiled.
And I said
How! Hi are you?
And she said I don’t smoke and closed her book and walked to the next stop. "
And you just stood in silence watching ? Didn't think to say you wasn't offering or asking for smoke .. ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And honestly she was so beautiful. I saw her waiting for the bus, skin was glowing, she was reading a book. And then she looked up at me and smiled.
And I said
How! Hi are you?
And she said I don’t smoke and closed her book and walked to the next stop.
And you just stood in silence watching ? Didn't think to say you wasn't offering or asking for smoke .. ? "
If I had called out to her would I have been less weird? |
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"And honestly she was so beautiful. I saw her waiting for the bus, skin was glowing, she was reading a book. And then she looked up at me and smiled.
And I said
How! Hi are you?
And she said I don’t smoke and closed her book and walked to the next stop. "
Ooh, that's interesting. I seem to have found a word which Fab censors. I have been trying to post:
'You could equally have asked her if she had peed that morning'
but replacing the p with a w. That would have made a double entendre which I would have been quite pleased but Fab keeps missing out the word when I post.
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"People don't talk to me at bus stops because they don't want to interrupt me talking to myself.
I don’t talk to people at bus stops but I’d consider talking to you "
I always thought you liked a 3 way |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
"And honestly she was so beautiful. I saw her waiting for the bus, skin was glowing, she was reading a book. And then she looked up at me and smiled.
And I said
How! Hi are you?
And she said I don’t smoke and closed her book and walked to the next stop.
And you just stood in silence watching ? Didn't think to say you wasn't offering or asking for smoke .. ?
If I had called out to her would I have been less weird? "
So confused mate .it's not calling out to her you asked her a question she answered with something that didn't make sense you had time to ask her what you talking about or you must of misheard me |
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"Steve, do you plan to put these people out of their misery?
Hey! I'm happy as Larry right now. Actually, as tired as...... a tired thing 
Too tired to do a tyred joke?"
I think I'd just go round in circles... |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"And honestly she was so beautiful. I saw her waiting for the bus, skin was glowing, she was reading a book. And then she looked up at me and smiled.
And I said
How! Hi are you?
And she said I don’t smoke and closed her book and walked to the next stop.
Ooh, that's interesting. I seem to have found a word which Fab censors. I have been trying to post:
'You could equally have asked her if she had peed that morning'
but replacing the p with a w. That would have made a double entendre which I would have been quite pleased but Fab keeps missing out the word when I post.
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VVeed, dr unk, it's all a bit random when we CAN say all of George Carlin's words... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"People don't talk to me at bus stops because they don't want to interrupt me talking to myself.
I don’t talk to people at bus stops but I’d consider talking to you
I always thought you liked a 3 way "
She hasn’t read my profile…
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"And honestly she was so beautiful. I saw her waiting for the bus, skin was glowing, she was reading a book. And then she looked up at me and smiled.
And I said
How! Hi are you?
And she said I don’t smoke and closed her book and walked to the next stop.
Ooh, that's interesting. I seem to have found a word which Fab censors. I have been trying to post:
'You could equally have asked her if she had peed that morning'
but replacing the p with a w. That would have made a double entendre which I would have been quite pleased but Fab keeps missing out the word when I post.
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That, by the way, is a BIG clue |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One day I asked a girl for a lighter and she said she doesn't have any spare chewing gum.. have fun with that "
I asked a woman for a lighter and she pulled out her makeup bag and gave something I’ve never seen before. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And honestly she was so beautiful. I saw her waiting for the bus, skin was glowing, she was reading a book. And then she looked up at me and smiled.
And I said
How! Hi are you?
And she said I don’t smoke and closed her book and walked to the next stop.
Ooh, that's interesting. I seem to have found a word which Fab censors. I have been trying to post:
'You could equally have asked her if she had peed that morning'
but replacing the p with a w. That would have made a double entendre which I would have been quite pleased but Fab keeps missing out the word when I post.
That, by the way, is a BIG clue"
Yeah she stunk of piss but she was still beautiful |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
"One day I asked a girl for a lighter and she said she doesn't have any spare chewing gum.. have fun with that
I asked a woman for a lighter and she pulled out her makeup bag and gave something I’ve never seen before. "
Was it your misses and she had your balls in a little box ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One day I asked a girl for a lighter and she said she doesn't have any spare chewing gum.. have fun with that
I asked a woman for a lighter and she pulled out her makeup bag and gave something I’ve never seen before.
Was it your misses and she had your balls in a little box ? "
I don’t get it? |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
"One day I asked a girl for a lighter and she said she doesn't have any spare chewing gum.. have fun with that
I asked a woman for a lighter and she pulled out her makeup bag and gave something I’ve never seen before.
Was it your misses and she had your balls in a little box ?
I don’t get it? "
Ahhhh thought you'd laugh at that !! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One day I asked a girl for a lighter and she said she doesn't have any spare chewing gum.. have fun with that
I asked a woman for a lighter and she pulled out her makeup bag and gave something I’ve never seen before.
Was it your misses and she had your balls in a little box ?
I don’t get it?
Ahhhh thought you'd laugh at that !! "
;-) I’ll never disappoint you |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
"One day I asked a girl for a lighter and she said she doesn't have any spare chewing gum.. have fun with that
I asked a woman for a lighter and she pulled out her makeup bag and gave something I’ve never seen before.
Was it your misses and she had your balls in a little box ?
I don’t get it?
Ahhhh thought you'd laugh at that !!
;-) I’ll never disappoint you "
She pulled out her bag something you never seen before .. I said was it your balls.. classic joke ennit women having their man's balls |
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I asked a woman for a lighter and she pulled out her makeup bag and gave something I’ve never seen before.
Was it your misses and she had your balls in a little box ? "
Surely it should be 'was it your misses and THEY had your balls in a little box' to be grammatically correct. The fact that only one woman was asked suggests that the other(s) was or were hiding behind her. |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
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I asked a woman for a lighter and she pulled out her makeup bag and gave something I’ve never seen before.
Was it your misses and she had your balls in a little box ?
Surely it should be 'was it your misses and THEY had your balls in a little box' to be grammatically correct. The fact that only one woman was asked suggests that the other(s) was or were hiding behind her."
Well said mate well said |
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds |
"And honestly she was so beautiful. I saw her waiting for the bus, skin was glowing, she was reading a book. And then she looked up at me and smiled.
And I said
How! Hi are you?
And she said I don’t smoke and closed her book and walked to the next stop.
Might be Melli? She is something else...
C
Oh my ego is going to be insufferable for the next few weeks now. I can feel the knobometer growing with every nice thing that's being said recently. "
Well deserved dear 
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