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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

And also in bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hopefully it'll be over soon

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Their ass is right in my face

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Why all the red lights?

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

They just flashed me to let me in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh no! What's happened?

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Did you just back up into me?

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"They just flashed me to let me in"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What are they looking at?

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I really don’t like how close you are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's a good job I've got snacks

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By *ormorantMan over a year ago

Lincolnshire

He’s right up my arse

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Don’t slow down!

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"He’s right up my arse"
golden rivet

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Dammit I really need to pee

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Wish I’d gone for a wee last time we stopped

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Dammit I really need to pee"
you are on a roll mate

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By *ormorantMan over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"He’s right up my arsegolden rivet

Aye aye Captain..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oooh he squeezed that in just about

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please that’s not the hand brake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh he's letting me in

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’ve been here for hours and still not got anywhere

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’m bored I’m just gonna have a little nap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop whinging

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By *arlomaleMan over a year ago

darlington

He/she is rite up my arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sing a song. It'll pass the time.

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

You can’t just stop in the box

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

He’s trying to squeeze in but they’re not letting him

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Look at the bumpers on that!

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Just wait for your turn

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

If I swing around it might be faster that way

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By *ormorantMan over a year ago

Lincolnshire

What a prick..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No! No!! NO!!! That is a one way street!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its a trap!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please woman if you have chili farts open the window

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fucking wanker.

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By *J35mcrMan over a year ago

Leigh

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By *J35mcrMan over a year ago

Leigh

Slip it in the gap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you dont move im gonna plow this beast right up your arse

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By *abluesbabyMan over a year ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

He's never gonna fit in that gap

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By *alguyMan over a year ago

Gibraltar & Manchester

Its says merge in turn

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By *urious-Switch81Man over a year ago

Heanor

Honk honk.

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

You can toot all you want,but I'm not moving as it's my right of way

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By *uke-de-PleasureMan over a year ago

Leeds

Oh trust me, she can manage 1 in the front and 2 in the back

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By *arlomaleMan over a year ago

darlington

"Honk honk.

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I saw a sticker on a camper van recently and it said Honk if you bonk

it was the word bonk I’d not heard it in donkeys it made me chuckle shame my mam was sat in the passenger seat or I’d of tooted my horn

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By *ixiePoisonWoman over a year ago

Darlington

Fuckin hell, can't they go any slower....

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By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

I can't see any workmen.

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By *artinMG4Man over a year ago

Leeds

Oh! Too late! I knew we should have gone the back way first

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By *jfrenchMan over a year ago

Stockport

Why don't you have a sleep and I'll just carry on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Look at those skid marks!

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By *illiam180Man over a year ago

Huddersfield

Oh its gone everywhere now! Quick! Pass the tissues!

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

You can go as fast as you want,but you won't get there any quicker

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Turn around and try another way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No way you're trying to squeeze into there

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Look at this idiot trying to cum up my inside.

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By *xydadbodMan over a year ago

Milton keynes

I best pull out before an accident happens lol

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By *ornucopiaMan over a year ago

Bexley

Get on with it!

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

He's right up my chuff!

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

You'd fit a bus in there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Red, red! Stop!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why are the police here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good job I've got a lot of patience

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By *ikestowatchherMan over a year ago

Southgate

Better ask the missus to pickup the kids

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