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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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"How will I differentiate it from most other days?!
You'll just accept the challenge of celibacy and spend 24 hours reading I guess.
A wank is ok though, right?
Not in Tescos tho "
Sainsbury's it is then! Or in the middle of Lidl |
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"How is this different from any other day? "
Every other day you can want it and want it but you never get it but on National no Shagging Day you can want it and want it but can't have it and you know you are not alone.....
It's a lovely day for all. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Crumpster, what if we accidentally slip and land on a cock? That's fine isn't it, it's not actually sex.
Are you falling front doors or back doors ?"
Front doors, back door's still sealed and unopened. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How is this different from any other day?
Every other day you can want it and want it but you never get it but on National no Shagging Day you can want it and want it but can't have it and you know you are not alone.....
It's a lovely day for all. "
I kinda want it now you’ve said all that. |
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"Crumpster, what if we accidentally slip and land on a cock? That's fine isn't it, it's not actually sex.
Are you falling front doors or back doors ?
Front doors, back door's still sealed and unopened. "
Well then, I am afraid that would constitute a sneaky fuck ..... tsk |
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"How will I differentiate it from most other days?!
You'll just accept the challenge of celibacy and spend 24 hours reading I guess.
A wank is ok though, right?
Not in Tescos tho
Sainsbury's it is then! Or in the middle of Lidl"
I think wanking is more conducive to Iceland........ or Poundland.... B & Q offers many a good pipe to hide your shame. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crumpster, what if we accidentally slip and land on a cock? That's fine isn't it, it's not actually sex.
Are you falling front doors or back doors ?
Front doors, back door's still sealed and unopened. "
needs a burglar hobbit  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Crumpster, what if we accidentally slip and land on a cock? That's fine isn't it, it's not actually sex.
Are you falling front doors or back doors ?
Front doors, back door's still sealed and unopened. needs a burglar hobbit "
Burglar hobbit! Yeah, I'm going to use this when I broach the subject with someone, fancy burgling me with your Pippin?
Not today though, it's a no shag day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crumpster, what if we accidentally slip and land on a cock? That's fine isn't it, it's not actually sex.
Are you falling front doors or back doors ?
Front doors, back door's still sealed and unopened. needs a burglar hobbit
Burglar hobbit! Yeah, I'm going to use this when I broach the subject with someone, fancy burgling me with your Pippin?
Not today though, it's a no shag day. "
is pippin prepared and ready to enter mount doom tho |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Crumpster, what if we accidentally slip and land on a cock? That's fine isn't it, it's not actually sex.
Are you falling front doors or back doors ?
Front doors, back door's still sealed and unopened. needs a burglar hobbit
Burglar hobbit! Yeah, I'm going to use this when I broach the subject with someone, fancy burgling me with your Pippin?
Not today though, it's a no shag day. is pippin prepared and ready to enter mount doom tho "
Yeah, you don't get to destroy the ring if you don't enter Mount Doom.  |
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