FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > My mate fancies you
My mate fancies you
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Posh is AWOL, polishing her trophies (it might be a euphemism, I wouldn’t know) for sexiest resident of Devon under 50, so the honour of opening this thread has fallen to me!
I don’t live in Devon, I’m not bitter.
If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
Get to it you sexy bunch |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Fecks sake Monkey boy... way to kick a maid while she's down. I ran out of polish so I'll have to find something else to do 
I'm in. But only if someone fancies me, else I'm gonna go sulk. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"A very lovely friend of mine has asked me to say;
I'd love to get to know Rickshawed they seem pretty fun and she's gorgeous"
Fun?! We play board games in our spare time! 
But I am gorgeous 
You want to say hi, you can, but I can take days to reply  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Fecks sake Monkey boy... way to kick a maid while she's down. I ran out of polish so I'll have to find something else to do
I'm in. But only if someone fancies me, else I'm gonna go sulk."
You’ll have to practice the action, I’m not sure what on though… |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Fecks sake Monkey boy... way to kick a maid while she's down. I ran out of polish so I'll have to find something else to do
I'm in. But only if someone fancies me, else I'm gonna go sulk.
You’ll have to practice the action, I’m not sure what on though… "
That's a plan... I'll have to see what I can find to practice on. I mean... tis basically rubbing, right? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Fecks sake Monkey boy... way to kick a maid while she's down. I ran out of polish so I'll have to find something else to do
I'm in. But only if someone fancies me, else I'm gonna go sulk.
You’ll have to practice the action, I’m not sure what on though…
That's a plan... I'll have to see what I can find to practice on. I mean... tis basically rubbing, right? "
Yep. A smooth rhythmic motion up and down. Obviously that only has one application in life |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Fecks sake Monkey boy... way to kick a maid while she's down. I ran out of polish so I'll have to find something else to do
I'm in. But only if someone fancies me, else I'm gonna go sulk.
You’ll have to practice the action, I’m not sure what on though…
That's a plan... I'll have to see what I can find to practice on. I mean... tis basically rubbing, right?
Yep. A smooth rhythmic motion up and down. Obviously that only has one application in life"
I'll get right on that. Just need something to rub... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
My very lovely friend has said;
Tell GeneralKenobi I'm gagging to see if his stockinged legs and mine look as good together as I think they will. And once I'm done gagging on that, is there any chance he has something else I can gag on? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My very lovely friend has said;
Tell GeneralKenobi I'm gagging to see if his stockinged legs and mine look as good together as I think they will. And once I'm done gagging on that, is there any chance he has something else I can gag on?"
 I think I can guess the sender  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"A very industrious friend has asked me to pass this message on;
Please tell posh that if she is going to the Manchester social, I will have some baked goodies for her"
Posh is going to the Manchester social! Well... assuming she remembers and can afford fuel by then.
You can sell a kidney on Ebay, right? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
"A very industrious friend has asked me to pass this message on;
Please tell posh that if she is going to the Manchester social, I will have some baked goodies for her
Posh is going to the Manchester social! Well... assuming she remembers and can afford fuel by then.
You can sell a kidney on Ebay, right? "
way fuel is rising youd need to sell more than a kidney Posh |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"A very industrious friend has asked me to pass this message on;
Please tell posh that if she is going to the Manchester social, I will have some baked goodies for her
Posh is going to the Manchester social! Well... assuming she remembers and can afford fuel by then.
You can sell a kidney on Ebay, right?
way fuel is rising youd need to sell more than a kidney Posh "
Hmm.
I'll work on it... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
A very handsome and sexy guy has just dropped this into my box;
If you could possibly tell the Long Legged Blonde lady that I'd love to pay particularly close attention to those delightful legs and then help her produce some magic with that wand.. I would be eternally grateful! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"A very handsome and sexy guy has just dropped this into my box;
If you could possibly tell the Long Legged Blonde lady that I'd love to pay particularly close attention to those delightful legs and then help her produce some magic with that wand.. I would be eternally grateful! "
The wand is now on charge
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
My darn sexy mate wants me to pass on a message to a hunk...
Could you tell MrMonkey that when I see him online I want to reach out and touch, stroke and taste 
(For crying out loud man... get within touching distance of her, else she will be licking the phone screen !) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Please tell _valanche1001 I was trying to think of something flirty yet subtle to say but my brain went all fuzzy when I looked at his pictures. So I'm going for "FAF?" "
Oooh that’s proper made my day
FAF accepted |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"My darn sexy mate wants me to pass on a message to a hunk...
Could you tell MrMonkey that when I see him online I want to reach out and touch, stroke and taste
(For crying out loud man... get within touching distance of her, else she will be licking the phone screen !)"
If only for the sake of their phone, I probably should! If only I knew where to go… |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My very lovely friend has said;
Tell GeneralKenobi I'm gagging to see if his stockinged legs and mine look as good together as I think they will. And once I'm done gagging on that, is there any chance he has something else I can gag on?"
Definitely Posh  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"My very lovely friend has said;
Tell GeneralKenobi I'm gagging to see if his stockinged legs and mine look as good together as I think they will. And once I'm done gagging on that, is there any chance he has something else I can gag on?
Definitely Posh "
Ffs.
You're good at this damn you |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My very lovely friend has said;
Tell GeneralKenobi I'm gagging to see if his stockinged legs and mine look as good together as I think they will. And once I'm done gagging on that, is there any chance he has something else I can gag on?
Definitely Posh
Ffs.
You're good at this damn you "
Multitalented |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"My very lovely friend has said;
Tell GeneralKenobi I'm gagging to see if his stockinged legs and mine look as good together as I think they will. And once I'm done gagging on that, is there any chance he has something else I can gag on?
Definitely Posh
Ffs.
You're good at this damn you
Multitalented "
It was the "very lovely friend" that gave it away, wasn't it |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My very lovely friend has said;
Tell GeneralKenobi I'm gagging to see if his stockinged legs and mine look as good together as I think they will. And once I'm done gagging on that, is there any chance he has something else I can gag on?
Definitely Posh
Ffs.
You're good at this damn you
Multitalented
It was the "very lovely friend" that gave it away, wasn't it "
Think It’s because you’re the only one who messages me |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"My very lovely friend has said;
Tell GeneralKenobi I'm gagging to see if his stockinged legs and mine look as good together as I think they will. And once I'm done gagging on that, is there any chance he has something else I can gag on?
Definitely Posh
Ffs.
You're good at this damn you
Multitalented
It was the "very lovely friend" that gave it away, wasn't it
Think It’s because you’re the only one who messages me "
Well aren't I the lucky one |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My very lovely friend has said;
Tell GeneralKenobi I'm gagging to see if his stockinged legs and mine look as good together as I think they will. And once I'm done gagging on that, is there any chance he has something else I can gag on?
Definitely Posh
Ffs.
You're good at this damn you
Multitalented
It was the "very lovely friend" that gave it away, wasn't it
Think It’s because you’re the only one who messages me
Well aren't I the lucky one "
Well I don’t know if that’s true  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"My very lovely friend has said;
Tell GeneralKenobi I'm gagging to see if his stockinged legs and mine look as good together as I think they will. And once I'm done gagging on that, is there any chance he has something else I can gag on?
Definitely Posh
Ffs.
You're good at this damn you
Multitalented
It was the "very lovely friend" that gave it away, wasn't it
Think It’s because you’re the only one who messages me
Well aren't I the lucky one
Well I don’t know if that’s true "
Ahh... so you're the lucky one |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My very lovely friend has said;
Tell GeneralKenobi I'm gagging to see if his stockinged legs and mine look as good together as I think they will. And once I'm done gagging on that, is there any chance he has something else I can gag on?
Definitely Posh
Ffs.
You're good at this damn you
Multitalented
It was the "very lovely friend" that gave it away, wasn't it
Think It’s because you’re the only one who messages me
Well aren't I the lucky one
Well I don’t know if that’s true
Ahh... so you're the lucky one "
Darn tootin! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"My darn sexy mate wants me to pass on a message to a hunk...
Could you tell MrMonkey that when I see him online I want to reach out and touch, stroke and taste
(For crying out loud man... get within touching distance of her, else she will be licking the phone screen !)"
I think I know who it is |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"My darn sexy mate wants me to pass on a message to a hunk...
Could you tell MrMonkey that when I see him online I want to reach out and touch, stroke and taste
(For crying out loud man... get within touching distance of her, else she will be licking the phone screen !)
If only for the sake of their phone, I probably should! If only I knew where to go… "
Oops!
I misread that! I got all excited when I saw the ‘monkey’ part 
I’ll get back in my box |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My very musical friend has asked me to say;
Please tell Mrs Rickshawed:
I’m in awe of her pics and would very much like her to come toot my flute!"
Very musical eh? Do I need to come strum your guitar? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"My very lovely friend has said;
Tell GeneralKenobi I'm gagging to see if his stockinged legs and mine look as good together as I think they will. And once I'm done gagging on that, is there any chance he has something else I can gag on?
Definitely Posh
Ffs.
You're good at this damn you
Multitalented
It was the "very lovely friend" that gave it away, wasn't it
Think It’s because you’re the only one who messages me
Well aren't I the lucky one
Well I don’t know if that’s true
Ahh... so you're the lucky one
Darn tootin! "
Aww you |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My very musical friend has asked me to say;
Please tell Mrs Rickshawed:
I’m in awe of her pics and would very much like her to come toot my flute!
Very musical eh? Do I need to come strum your guitar? "
Your fingers would be welcome anywhere |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Turns out my pervert of a friend is also a feeder... as she says...
Could you please tell Tea Monkey that as it's lunchtime I need to know if he'd prefer a fork or a spoon |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Turns out my pervert of a friend is also a feeder... as she says...
Could you please tell Tea Monkey that as it's lunchtime I need to know if he'd prefer a fork or a spoon "
It all depends on what I’m eating and how messy it will be |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Turns out my pervert of a friend is also a feeder... as she says...
Could you please tell Tea Monkey that as it's lunchtime I need to know if he'd prefer a fork or a spoon
It all depends on what I’m eating and how messy it will be"
Hint...
I don't think she actually meant cutlery. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"HotwifeSeductions
It’s great that you’re here to spread love and filth, but is that all you’re willing to spread? "
Of course not, I'm good at spreading butter too, fancy a sarnie? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"My very tasty friend has just dropped this in my box…
Please let MrMonkey know that he looks great in a suit. I'm curious to see how he looks in his birthday suit
"
Say hello then |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"HotwifeSeductions
It’s great that you’re here to spread love and filth, but is that all you’re willing to spread?
Of course not, I'm good at spreading butter too, fancy a sarnie?"
I… I mean my friend, was hoping for a something a bit more refreshing and luscious |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"HotwifeSeductions
It’s great that you’re here to spread love and filth, but is that all you’re willing to spread?
Of course not, I'm good at spreading butter too, fancy a sarnie?
I… I mean my friend, was hoping for a something a bit more refreshing and luscious "
If it's for your 'friend' just the sarnie. If it's for 'you' then spread whatever you like from every angle.. call me your eagle. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"A very enigmatic friend has sent me this prosaic message;
Rickshawed. I'd love to be the meet in their sandwich. Good game xx"
Oh good. I do like a nice bit of tongue. Or are you more a well matured slice of rump? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Jess Grace - this one is for you!. Hurry up and get in my bed.
Whos bed tho
That would be mine!
Plot twist, going to have to build it first "
Smooooooooooth |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"HotwifeSeductions
It’s great that you’re here to spread love and filth, but is that all you’re willing to spread?
Of course not, I'm good at spreading butter too, fancy a sarnie?
I… I mean my friend, was hoping for a something a bit more refreshing and luscious
If it's for your 'friend' just the sarnie. If it's for 'you' then spread whatever you like from every angle.. call me your eagle."
Yeah it’s definitely for me |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Jess Grace - this one is for you!. Hurry up and get in my bed.
Whos bed tho
That would be mine!
Plot twist, going to have to build it first
You only want me for my DIY skills  "
If I say yes, will you still help me with the bookcase? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Jess Grace - this one is for you!. Hurry up and get in my bed.
Whos bed tho
That would be mine!
Plot twist, going to have to build it first
You only want me for my DIY skills
If I say yes, will you still help me with the bookcase? "
You say this like you have one yet |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I’ll say I’m in. Not that that will change anything 
Is this still running? If I send someone a message this late in the day to post on the thread is it a bit weirdly late? And if I do, will whoever it’s for know it’s from me?
So many questions!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I’ll say I’m in. Not that that will change anything
Is this still running? If I send someone a message this late in the day to post on the thread is it a bit weirdly late? And if I do, will whoever it’s for know it’s from me?
So many questions!! "
Give it a whirl Dan! What’s the worst that can happen |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I’ll say I’m in. Not that that will change anything
Is this still running? If I send someone a message this late in the day to post on the thread is it a bit weirdly late? And if I do, will whoever it’s for know it’s from me?
So many questions!!
Give it a whirl Dan! What’s the worst that can happen "
Ok done one! Sent it to you to post anonymously. Just to be clear, they’ll NEVER know it’s from me, yes?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
D.
