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By *orthman OP Man
over a year ago
Kendal |
No, you don't understand. As a single man, it is in fact almost impossible to get meats at any time. It's just when it is late of night, and you see the couples enjoying their meats, with the juices from those chops running down their chins, that I get especially frustrated. |
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By *orthman OP Man
over a year ago
Kendal |
"I've had pork sausages promised to me which turned out to be vegan, for no reason
The absolute HUMANITY!
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I know. The way that single men are treated is disgraceful. I told one lady that I was into liver and onions and she told me I was offal. |
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By *orthman OP Man
over a year ago
Kendal |
I know that the key to success in getting a meat is confidence and the ability to start a conversation. My trouble is that when I go to the butchers and see the tempting display of all those luscious milfs (Meats I Would Like to Fry) I just don't know where to start. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know that the key to success in getting a meat is confidence and the ability to start a conversation. My trouble is that when I go to the butchers and see the tempting display of all those luscious milfs (Meats I Would Like to Fry) I just don't know where to start. "
You gotta start simple and build up your skills.
Quick fry steak for starters, before you progress to fillets or tomahawks.
Chicken, almost impossible to fuck up.
Bacon, a meaters best mate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think you would have more confidence the first time if rather than flying solo you went in the butchers with a FB (Fan of Beef)"
Better an FWB - Fan of Waygu Beef  |
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By *orthman OP Man
over a year ago
Kendal |
"I think you would have more confidence the first time if rather than flying solo you went in the butchers with a FB (Fan of Beef)
Better an FWB - Fan of Waygu Beef "
Thanks for your suggestions. To be honest I am so desperate I would take a BBC (Barbeque Blackened Chicken) right now. |
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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago
Welling |
"I really need some bacon, a steak and a chicken drumstick. But there are no shops open near me at this time of night. Advice please?"
I know that feeling. I decided I’d go vegan. There much more veg markets around plus I can grow some in my garden so when I feel hungry I can get fresh lettuce or celery 24/7.
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By *orthman OP Man
over a year ago
Kendal |
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I know that feeling. I decided I’d go vegan. There much more veg markets around plus I can grow some in my garden so when I feel hungry I can get fresh lettuce or celery 24/7.
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Each to their own. I am simply not TV/TS (Tasty Veg/Tasty Salad). |
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By *orthman OP Man
over a year ago
Kendal |
Ooh, I have enjoyed this thread. It was nice not to have to mince my words. However, unlike listening to Radio 4, I can't classify this contribution as Intelligent Time Wasting and I can put off vacuuming the house no longer. Let's do it again sometime. |
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"I know that the key to success in getting a meat is confidence and the ability to start a conversation. My trouble is that when I go to the butchers and see the tempting display of all those luscious milfs (Meats I Would Like to Fry) I just don't know where to start. "
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