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"Jim!!" Estella! You're first! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. How are you? How are you? | |||
"Jim!! Estella! You're first! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. How are you? How are you?" All the better for first facing! I’m good, how’s you? And how did ya date go? | |||
"Hello Jimbo and Estella and anyone else who posts as I type this. ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Happy Sunday? Smileyface | |||
"Well hello there Jim and Estelle .. ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cinnamon! I'm imagining that you use cinnamon scented suncream. | |||
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"Good evening Jim how are you ? Since I got into the scene I've had the best weekend ever with one awesome lady. I feel very lucky indeed ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Naughty. Naughty, that is awesome. I'm pleased to read that. | |||
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"Hello uncle Jim and everyone. Hope you all having a nice evening." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, UnSeeN. Uncle Jim, I like that. How's your night? | |||
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"Jim!! Estella! You're first! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. How are you? How are you? All the better for first facing! I’m good, how’s you? And how did ya date go?" ![]() | |||
"Jim!! Estella! You're first! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. How are you? How are you? All the better for first facing! I’m good, how’s you? And how did ya date go? ![]() That’s all that needs to be said. ![]() | |||
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"Hello darlings ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie, Darling. It's good to see you. I've missed your nocturnal company. And I might want to talk to you about something in private. ![]() | |||
"[Clothes removed by Cinnamon! at 19/06/22 22:38:32]" | |||
"I like something sparkly.. ![]() I think you'll get some sun. | |||
"Hello darlings ![]() ![]() I am all ears. I have a pixie ear. I’m not sure I’ve ever shown you. | |||
"Newish to the forum and curious what sort of voice / accent I should read the OP in my head. Help needed." Aggressively Welsh | |||
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"Newish to the forum and curious what sort of voice / accent I should read the OP in my head. Help needed." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bojangles. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. You should read the introduction with the voice of man that's a West Midlander, who is always surprised at how West Midlands he sounds. Smileyface | |||
"Newish to the forum and curious what sort of voice / accent I should read the OP in my head. Help needed." I read it in the voice of the guy from Bullseye (showing my age here) one hundred and eeeighty! lol | |||
"Newish to the forum and curious what sort of voice / accent I should read the OP in my head. Help needed. I read it in the voice of the guy from Bullseye (showing my age here) one hundred and eeeighty! lol" ![]() | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Bojangles!" Hello to Bojangles. I can be obedient sometimes... very rarely though | |||
"Hello darlings ![]() ![]() What the?! If you happen to be up late, I'll message you later. Or tomorrow. I have to that singular pixie ear. Is it left or right? Don't tell me, I want it to be a surprise. | |||
"Newish to the forum and curious what sort of voice / accent I should read the OP in my head. Help needed. Aggressively Welsh" Haha. Now I really want Bonnie Tyler to record the nocturnal thread intro. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rikke. | |||
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"Hello darlings ![]() ![]() I’m sending you a picture of my pixie ear. Pixie ear incoming. | |||
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"Hello Jimbo and Estella and anyone else who posts as I type this. ![]() Very happy Sunday. Look, for the next few months, that's going to be me. Just happy. Triggering subtly. Also, it's Halloween soon. And Halloween makes the world a brighter place ![]() | |||
"Jim!! Estella! You're first! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. How are you? How are you? All the better for first facing! I’m good, how’s you? And how did ya date go? ![]() Ooh Jimothy! Do you think you'll have a second date? I had a first date too. I love an old fashioned, keep your clothes on date ![]() | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sideshow_squarepants. Happy Sunday! Smileyface" and an epic evening of shenanigans galore back at ya. Happy nearly monday lol | |||
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"Jim! Everyone else! Hello ![]() Howdy doody ![]() | |||
"Hi Jim. I feel terribly sad tonight. Could do with a hug Hope you’re well x" ![]() | |||
"Everyone say hello to Bojangles!" Hello Bojangles. Nice bum ![]() | |||
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"Oh hello Mr Jim! ![]() ![]() If you put a duck in some crackers are they now quackers? | |||
"Hello uncle Jim and everyone. Hope you all having a nice evening. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, UnSeeN. Uncle Jim, I like that. How's your night?" No to bad just watching last night in Soho. | |||
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" ![]() ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. ![]() | |||
"Alreeeeet Jim, I bought some new curtains for ma front room today ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. What colour are your new curtains for your front room? | |||
"Hello Jimbo and Estella and anyone else who posts as I type this. ![]() ![]() Don't talk about Halloween yet! ![]() | |||
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"Hello Jimbo and Estella and anyone else who posts as I type this. ![]() ![]() ![]() Why ever not? It's the most wonderful time of the year ![]() | |||
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"Jim!! Estella! You're first! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. How are you? How are you? All the better for first facing! I’m good, how’s you? And how did ya date go? ![]() ![]() All I'm going to add to the date went really well is, she's absolutely fucking awesome. Can you tell me about your first date? It was lovely. x | |||
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"Hello Jimbo and Estella and anyone else who posts as I type this. ![]() ![]() Ooh Meli! May have had a sneak peek at your profile, very yummy pics and what a voice you have there ![]() | |||
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. I've just ceased my marking. 13 down, 5 to finish bloody quickly tomorrow morning. I have squiffy eyes now ![]() ![]() ![]() It's not a hotpoint I hope? | |||
"Jim!! Estella! You're first! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. How are you? How are you? All the better for first facing! I’m good, how’s you? And how did ya date go? ![]() ![]() Errrrrrr hello! Gossip required, Red ![]() | |||
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. I've just ceased my marking. 13 down, 5 to finish bloody quickly tomorrow morning. I have squiffy eyes now ![]() ![]() ![]() No. It's a replacement Samsung for our 13yo Samsung ![]() | |||
"Jim! Everyone else! Hello ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. How the flip are you? | |||
"Jim! Everyone else! Hello ![]() Literally falling asleep as it happens. Enjoy the nocturnalling x | |||
"Hi Jim. I feel terribly sad tonight. Could do with a hug Hope you’re well x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. I know you sometimes find keeping up with your inbox a bit of struggle. Please do check your inbox for the message I sent you. x | |||
"Jim!! Estella! You're first! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. How are you? How are you? All the better for first facing! I’m good, how’s you? And how did ya date go? ![]() ![]() Oh that makes my heart swell, Jimothy. I'm pleased for you ![]() | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, I bought some new curtains for ma front room today ![]() Kind of a lilac/purple so they match one of ma walls. Putting them up is tomorrow's job ![]() | |||
"I just made Jamie Hants go, HA!" Because you’re very punny | |||
"Oh hello Mr Jim! ![]() ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty. ![]() | |||
"Hello uncle Jim and everyone. Hope you all having a nice evening. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, UnSeeN. Uncle Jim, I like that. How's your night? No to bad just watching last night in Soho." Is it good? | |||
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. I've just ceased my marking. 13 down, 5 to finish bloody quickly tomorrow morning. I have squiffy eyes now ![]() ![]() ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I hope you're a quick marker. I bet she get through shoes. Have you been sitting on it?! | |||
"Hello Jimbo and Estella and anyone else who posts as I type this. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Shut up! | |||
" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fantastic. I shall ask you to do it again sometime! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Jim!! Estella! You're first! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. How are you? How are you? All the better for first facing! I’m good, how’s you? And how did ya date go? ![]() ![]() ![]() I hope you see him. x | |||
"Alreeeeet Jim, I bought some new curtains for ma front room today ![]() ![]() I love purple. | |||
"I just made Jamie Hants go, HA! Because you’re very punny " I am punny. | |||
"Hello Jimbo and Estella and anyone else who posts as I type this. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() This is Hallowe'en! This is Hallowe'en! hehe ![]() | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. I've just ceased my marking. 13 down, 5 to finish bloody quickly tomorrow morning. I have squiffy eyes now ![]() ![]() ![]() Jim, if my fat arse had been sitting on the washing machine, it wouldn't have survived the 13 years. It died of overuse the drum fell off it's housing and broke. Our new machine plays a little song when it's finished. It's endearing. For now ![]() | |||
"It's the midnight hour, my fl ![]() Yes, today is Hallowe'en, tomorrow is Christmas, so trim ya bush and stick a tree up a pumpkin ![]() | |||
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"Hello Jimbo and Estella and anyone else who posts as I type this. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
"It's the midnight hour, my fl ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. I hope you had a good Father's Day. It's not Halloween soon. Flippin' Meli. | |||
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. I've just ceased my marking. 13 down, 5 to finish bloody quickly tomorrow morning. I have squiffy eyes now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha. Can you record the washing machine song for me? | |||
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"It's the midnight hour, my fl ![]() ![]() • My bush is smooth. You could ice skate over it and give me 'pines and needles'. | |||
"Good evening all. Booked my holiday yesterday so very excited. Going to Majorca in September to unwind in the sun." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bluebell. That's good news. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. I've just ceased my marking. 13 down, 5 to finish bloody quickly tomorrow morning. I have squiffy eyes now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I shall do. I'll do a "voice" clip of it next time I'm nearby when it finishes ![]() | |||
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"Flippin' KC's only gone and bought a Smart WiFi Samsmug washing machine." It's not got WiFi. Or Bluetooth. Why would washing machines need those things?! It does have "delay end" and plays a tune ![]() | |||
"It's the midnight hour, my fl ![]() • Twas a good Father's Day: afternoon tea on the 28th floor! (The less said about S_eli-Meli the better. ![]() | |||
"Flippin' KC's only gone and bought a Smart WiFi Samsmug washing machine. It's not got WiFi. Or Bluetooth. Why would washing machines need those things?! It does have "delay end" and plays a tune ![]() • Plays a tune?!?! When the washing finishes does it exclaim "Oi KC² - I wanna unload all over you!!!". | |||
"Flippin' KC's only gone and bought a Smart WiFi Samsmug washing machine. It's not got WiFi. Or Bluetooth. Why would washing machines need those things?! It does have "delay end" and plays a tune ![]() Does it tell you how long it has left? Is it accurate if it does? I’m sick of mine gaslighting me. One minute it says 2 minutes left, then after 10 minutes it says a lot longer but acts like it’s done nothing wrong. | |||
"Flippin' KC's only gone and bought a Smart WiFi Samsmug washing machine. It's not got WiFi. Or Bluetooth. Why would washing machines need those things?! It does have "delay end" and plays a tune ![]() Must be a male one ![]() | |||
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"It's the midnight hour, my fl ![]() ![]() Have you come down yet? | |||
"Good evening wishing everyone a wonderful week ahead, just in case sending lots of hugs out there. Xx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Delight and the Plumber. Thank you, thank you for the hugs. x | |||
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"Good evening wishing everyone a wonderful week ahead, just in case sending lots of hugs out there. Xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Delight and the Plumber. Thank you, thank you for the hugs. x" Now share the hugs and don't try to keep them all to yourself. Xx Big squishy hug for you xxx | |||
"Good evening wishing everyone a wonderful week ahead, just in case sending lots of hugs out there. Xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Delight and the Plumber. Thank you, thank you for the hugs. x Now share the hugs and don't try to keep them all to yourself. Xx Big squishy hug for you xxx" ![]() | |||
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"What's going on here like" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hit. I'm knocking out some on this day facts. What the hell are you doing? | |||
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Technosonic. Happy, happy Monday. Smileyface" Good eeeeeevening EJ. You're erect...you'd better stay out of the water ![]() | |||
"What's going on here like Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hit. I'm knocking out some on this day facts. What the hell are you doing?" Course work | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Technosonic. Happy, happy Monday. Smileyface Good eeeeeevening EJ. You're erect...you'd better stay out of the water ![]() I'll stay on dry land! | |||
"What's going on here like Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hit. I'm knocking out some on this day facts. What the hell are you doing? Course work " I didn't know you're studying. That's wicked, good for you. | |||
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"Oh hello Mr Jim! ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh my I wasn’t expecting a run down! I feel bad now ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
"I'm going to say it. I like the word panties." I like the word "sapient" which is actually an anagram of "panties". Anyway, I'll try almost anything to get that threesome with Rachel Riley and Susie Dent. Four from the top and two from the bottom. Oh yeah... | |||
"Oh hello Mr Jim! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha. I'm just glad you came back to read it. ![]() | |||
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"Techno wants Pants Down." Well, that sounds far more polite than just deleting the "O". | |||
"Techno wants Pants Down. Well, that sounds far more polite than just deleting the "O"." I'm well raised. | |||
"Techno wants Pants Down. Well, that sounds far more polite than just deleting the "O". I'm well raised." I was arised. I think they'll be expecting more than my six, though. | |||
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"Surely we can appreciate summer while it’s here though right ![]() Yes! | |||
"Surely we can appreciate summer while it’s here though right ![]() Are you still up Jim? Got your thermals on? | |||
"Surely we can appreciate summer while it’s here though right ![]() Have you seen my username? No, not yet. | |||
"Surely we can appreciate summer while it’s here though right ![]() So you're up 24/7? Sounds uncomfortable, but useful ![]() | |||
"Surely we can appreciate summer while it’s here though right ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
"Flippin' KC's only gone and bought a Smart WiFi Samsmug washing machine. It's not got WiFi. Or Bluetooth. Why would washing machines need those things?! It does have "delay end" and plays a tune ![]() I fell asleep last night, nocturnal crew. Our old washing machine used to gaslight. The new one seems pretty accurate. For now! | |||
"It's only ¹³³ days until Halloween. ![]() Yaaay! Summer solstice is soon here, got to get all my crystals out. ![]() | |||
"It's only ¹³³ days until Halloween. ![]() ![]() Yessss, Christmas is coming at tomorrow!! ![]() | |||
"Flippin' KC's only gone and bought a Smart WiFi Samsmug washing machine. It's not got WiFi. Or Bluetooth. Why would washing machines need those things?! It does have "delay end" and plays a tune ![]() Sadly, it does not. | |||
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