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Which is worse: bad breath or a smelly flower?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I can't speak on behalf of others. But personally I'd rather she had a smelly flower. Well a smelly flower only prevents one from enjoying oral, but it never stops sex. On the other hand bad breath is VERY challenging. |
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over a year ago
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"Aren't flowers supposed to smell? The honeysuckle in my garden smells delightful tonight "
Allow me to throw in the obvious joke, are you ready? ...........
I'd honeysuckle on your garden
Or I'd suckle on your honey garden.
Where's the facepalm emoji? |
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"Aren't flowers supposed to smell? The honeysuckle in my garden smells delightful tonight
Allow me to throw in the obvious joke, are you ready? ...........
I'd honeysuckle on your garden
Or I'd suckle on your honey garden.
Where's the facepalm emoji?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whats worse... hmm... Im gonna go for "people who seem unable to comunicate with their partners about challenging topics"... You!!
I mean, in that situation, I would suggest mouthwash and a sensual bath. If that didnt solve the issue, I would be recomending that they visit their GP and/or dentist as it suggests a deeper problem that may impact on their health.
If you dont tell people they have bad breath, how are they supposed to know and do something about it? 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will ask you again… have you actually had sex with Ryan before?
No.
Oh wait, this wasn't for me. As you were...
Your time will come.
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Is that a threat or a promise?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Smelly anything and I’m out. I have real issues with smelly people. No need. Can’t believe people would even meet being smelly!"
I know. Hygiene is always a tough issue. And it's never easy to talk about. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will ask you again… have you actually had sex with Ryan before?
No.
Oh wait, this wasn't for me. As you were...
Your time will come.
Is that a threat or a promise? "
A threat. Obviously. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Whats worse... hmm... Im gonna go for "people who seem unable to comunicate with their partners about challenging topics"... You!!
I mean, in that situation, I would suggest mouthwash and a sensual bath. If that didnt solve the issue, I would be recomending that they visit their GP and/or dentist as it suggests a deeper problem that may impact on their health.
If you dont tell people they have bad breath, how are they supposed to know and do something about it?
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The major problem is how to tell someone they smell without hurting them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whats worse... hmm... Im gonna go for "people who seem unable to comunicate with their partners about challenging topics"... You!!
I mean, in that situation, I would suggest mouthwash and a sensual bath. If that didnt solve the issue, I would be recomending that they visit their GP and/or dentist as it suggests a deeper problem that may impact on their health.
If you dont tell people they have bad breath, how are they supposed to know and do something about it?
The major problem is how to tell someone they smell without hurting them. "
I find “get a wash you tramp” usually works. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aren't flowers supposed to smell? The honeysuckle in my garden smells delightful tonight "
The elderflower is beautiful up here tonight too.
Although there are some very smelly flowers at my work. Some smell like stinky bums. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aren't flowers supposed to smell? The honeysuckle in my garden smells delightful tonight
The elderflower is beautiful up here tonight too.
Although there are some very smelly flowers at my work. Some smell like stinky bums."
We're not talking about those flowers. Honestly now. Pay attention. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aren't flowers supposed to smell? The honeysuckle in my garden smells delightful tonight
The elderflower is beautiful up here tonight too.
Although there are some very smelly flowers at my work. Some smell like stinky bums.
We're not talking about those flowers. Honestly now. Pay attention. "
Maybe if you used the correct anatomical names it might help  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aren't flowers supposed to smell? The honeysuckle in my garden smells delightful tonight
The elderflower is beautiful up here tonight too.
Although there are some very smelly flowers at my work. Some smell like stinky bums.
We're not talking about those flowers. Honestly now. Pay attention. "
OP, those are the only kind of flowers. I think you need to get comfortable with some non-twee words. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aren't flowers supposed to smell? The honeysuckle in my garden smells delightful tonight
The elderflower is beautiful up here tonight too.
Although there are some very smelly flowers at my work. Some smell like stinky bums.
We're not talking about those flowers. Honestly now. Pay attention. "
Just say axe wound like any other self respecting gentleman |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aren't flowers supposed to smell? The honeysuckle in my garden smells delightful tonight
The elderflower is beautiful up here tonight too.
Although there are some very smelly flowers at my work. Some smell like stinky bums."
Poo Daisies? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aren't flowers supposed to smell? The honeysuckle in my garden smells delightful tonight
The elderflower is beautiful up here tonight too.
Although there are some very smelly flowers at my work. Some smell like stinky bums.
Poo Daisies?"
Poo daisies and astrantia particularly! Although I'm going to call them bumstrantias from now on. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aren't flowers supposed to smell? The honeysuckle in my garden smells delightful tonight
The elderflower is beautiful up here tonight too.
Although there are some very smelly flowers at my work. Some smell like stinky bums.
We're not talking about those flowers. Honestly now. Pay attention.
OP, those are the only kind of flowers. I think you need to get comfortable with some non-twee words."
Well we're actually talking about the other FLOWERS. The one all men love...on the quite. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aren't flowers supposed to smell? The honeysuckle in my garden smells delightful tonight
The elderflower is beautiful up here tonight too.
Although there are some very smelly flowers at my work. Some smell like stinky bums.
Poo Daisies?
Poo daisies and astrantia particularly! Although I'm going to call them bumstrantias from now on."
I'll never remember that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.
I'll pass.
A smelly cock never affects the sex. "
If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina". |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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Honest to goodness the use of "flower" in this context makes me feel quite ill.
Please, for the love of all that is good and right, please just don't.
Please.
Please.
(I do appreciate I could have just scrolled past, but I felt i needed to make my feelings known here. Sorry) |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.
I'll pass.
A smelly cock never affects the sex.
If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina"."
This.
And I love your use of the word vagina. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.
I'll pass.
A smelly cock never affects the sex.
If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina"."
Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have. |
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"Whats worse... hmm... Im gonna go for "people who seem unable to comunicate with their partners about challenging topics"... You!!
I mean, in that situation, I would suggest mouthwash and a sensual bath. If that didnt solve the issue, I would be recomending that they visit their GP and/or dentist as it suggests a deeper problem that may impact on their health.
If you dont tell people they have bad breath, how are they supposed to know and do something about it?
The major problem is how to tell someone they smell without hurting them. "
I'm sure you'll discover a way |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.
I'll pass.
A smelly cock never affects the sex.
If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".
This.
And I love your use of the word vagina."
*whipers* vagiiiiiiinaaaaa |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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These are of the utmost important things in our daily lives. Unfortunately they are also the most challenging.
More challenging than getting children to eat fruit and veg ?"
Both as challenging in its own category. |
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"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.
I'll pass.
A smelly cock never affects the sex.
If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".
Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have. "
Oh god  |
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"Aren't flowers supposed to smell? The honeysuckle in my garden smells delightful tonight
The elderflower is beautiful up here tonight too.
Although there are some very smelly flowers at my work. Some smell like stinky bums."
I love elderflower, my dad and grandad used to make wine with it |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.
I'll pass.
A smelly cock never affects the sex.
If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".
This.
And I love your use of the word vagina.
*whipers* vagiiiiiiinaaaaa"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.
I'll pass.
A smelly cock never affects the sex.
If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".
Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have.
Oh god "
See I knew Nora would see it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.
I'll pass.
A smelly cock never affects the sex.
If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".
Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have. "
Please unplug your keyboard... |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.
I'll pass.
A smelly cock never affects the sex.
If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".
Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have.
Oh god "
Nora dear, so lovely to see you |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.
I'll pass.
A smelly cock never affects the sex. "
Then neither will a smelly flower. Have you had sex with many men? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.
I'll pass.
A smelly cock never affects the sex.
If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".
Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have.
Oh god
See I knew Nora would see it. "
is this like anal bleach |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.
I'll pass.
A smelly cock never affects the sex.
If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".
Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have. "
On behalf of all women, I'd like to thank you for your service. We don't know what we'd do if it weren't for you licking our smelly pussies  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.
I'll pass.
A smelly cock never affects the sex.
If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".
Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have.
Oh god
Nora dear, so lovely to see you "
Nora can NEVER hide from me. She knows I will track her down. |
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"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.
I'll pass.
A smelly cock never affects the sex.
If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".
Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have.
Oh god
Nora dear, so lovely to see you "
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"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.
I'll pass.
A smelly cock never affects the sex.
If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".
Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have.
Oh god
Nora dear, so lovely to see you
Nora can NEVER hide from me. She knows I will track her down. "
Christ |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.
I'll pass.
A smelly cock never affects the sex.
If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".
Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have. "
What kind of smell are we talking about here?
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.
I'll pass.
A smelly cock never affects the sex.
If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".
Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have.
Oh god
Nora dear, so lovely to see you
Nora can NEVER hide from me. She knows I will track her down. "
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.
I'll pass.
A smelly cock never affects the sex.
If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".
Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have.
Oh god
Nora dear, so lovely to see you
Nora can NEVER hide from me. She knows I will track her down.
Christ "
Ok. Erm... Nora... run.
Shit just got real |
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"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.
I'll pass.
A smelly cock never affects the sex.
If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".
Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have.
Oh god
Nora dear, so lovely to see you
Nora can NEVER hide from me. She knows I will track her down.
Christ "
Clearly your flower smells of...
Flowers?! |
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"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.
I'll pass.
A smelly cock never affects the sex.
If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".
Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have.
Oh god
Nora dear, so lovely to see you
Nora can NEVER hide from me. She knows I will track her down.
Christ
Ok. Erm... Nora... run.
Shit just got real "
I’m locking my windows as we speak! |
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"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.
I'll pass.
A smelly cock never affects the sex.
If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".
Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have.
Oh god
Nora dear, so lovely to see you
Nora can NEVER hide from me. She knows I will track her down.
Christ
Clearly your flower smells of...
Flowers?!"
Roses |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.
I'll pass.
A smelly cock never affects the sex.
If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".
Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have.
Oh god
Nora dear, so lovely to see you
Nora can NEVER hide from me. She knows I will track her down.
Christ
Clearly your flower smells of...
Flowers?!
Roses "
Cadbury's? |
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"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.
I'll pass.
A smelly cock never affects the sex.
If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".
Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have.
Oh god
Nora dear, so lovely to see you
Nora can NEVER hide from me. She knows I will track her down.
Christ
Clearly your flower smells of...
Flowers?!
Roses
Cadbury's?"
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I'd probably more suggest you go after the women that actually brush their teeth and wash!
No excuse for being a smelly git if you want to get intimate with anyone. |
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"I'd probably more suggest you go after the women that actually brush their teeth and wash!
No excuse for being a smelly git if you want to get intimate with anyone. "
A woman with a smelly flower has nothing to do her bad or lack of hygiene. It's just a bad throw of the dice for some. Some always have a nice smelling vigina no matter what they eat or drink. Others it's just different. It's for the man to accept this and love her for her. |
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"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.
I'll pass.
A smelly cock never affects the sex.
If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".
Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have. "
i can hear the clicks of block button being hit hard n fast |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For the love of God, the baby Jesus and all the baby angels, PLEASE stop using the word "flower". You're embarrassing every other adult on the site!
It's a vagina!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For the love of God, the baby Jesus and all the baby angels, PLEASE stop using the word "flower". You're embarrassing every other adult on the site!
It's a vagina!!"
Or a vulva. With labia and a clitoris n stuff. |
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"I'd probably more suggest you go after the women that actually brush their teeth and wash!
No excuse for being a smelly git if you want to get intimate with anyone.
A woman with a smelly flower has nothing to do her bad or lack of hygiene. It's just a bad throw of the dice for some. Some always have a nice smelling vigina no matter what they eat or drink. Others it's just different. It's for the man to accept this and love her for her. "
No it's not, a foul or bad smelling vagina is a sign that something isn't right down below and should be checked out.
A normal healthy vagina should only have (if any) a mild NOT unpleasant smelling scent.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For the love of God, the baby Jesus and all the baby angels, PLEASE stop using the word "flower". You're embarrassing every other adult on the site!
It's a vagina!!
Or a vulva. With labia and a clitoris n stuff."
I don't think he's ready for that...
Baby steps. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For the love of God, the baby Jesus and all the baby angels, PLEASE stop using the word "flower". You're embarrassing every other adult on the site!
It's a vagina!!
Or a vulva. With labia and a clitoris n stuff.
I don't think he's ready for that...
Baby steps."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For the love of God, the baby Jesus and all the baby angels, PLEASE stop using the word "flower". You're embarrassing every other adult on the site!
It's a vagina!!"
Why are we bringing religion into this? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"For the love of God, the baby Jesus and all the baby angels, PLEASE stop using the word "flower". You're embarrassing every other adult on the site!
It's a vagina!!"
I tried that. Didn't work  |
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Well I was going to read up on some paperwork so I was up to date for when I get into work tomorrow morning, then I saw this thread !
I can’t wait till tomorrow morning at work now when I tell them about what distracted me from reading those reports up |
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"Well I was going to read up on some paperwork so I was up to date for when I get into work tomorrow morning, then I saw this thread !
I can’t wait till tomorrow morning at work now when I tell them about what distracted me from reading those reports up "
Which would you prefer? Or not prefer? |
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"Well I was going to read up on some paperwork so I was up to date for when I get into work tomorrow morning, then I saw this thread !
I can’t wait till tomorrow morning at work now when I tell them about what distracted me from reading those reports up
Which would you prefer? Or not prefer? "
Oh I would definitely prefer to go to work and talk about the thread and not be up to date with the paperwork.
The boss would much prefer to hear about this and I can read up on all the work stuff tomorrow anyway… I am sure there isn’t going to be anything in there that I won’t understand |
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"Well I was going to read up on some paperwork so I was up to date for when I get into work tomorrow morning, then I saw this thread !
I can’t wait till tomorrow morning at work now when I tell them about what distracted me from reading those reports up
Which would you prefer? Or not prefer?
Oh I would definitely prefer to go to work and talk about the thread and not be up to date with the paperwork.
The boss would much prefer to hear about this and I can read up on all the work stuff tomorrow anyway… I am sure there isn’t going to be anything in there that I won’t understand "
You'll have to tell him this is much more important for the survival of mankind.
I'm going to guess you prefer good breath. As like me you know how to juggle the smelly flower. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Well I was going to read up on some paperwork so I was up to date for when I get into work tomorrow morning, then I saw this thread !
I can’t wait till tomorrow morning at work now when I tell them about what distracted me from reading those reports up
Which would you prefer? Or not prefer?
Oh I would definitely prefer to go to work and talk about the thread and not be up to date with the paperwork.
The boss would much prefer to hear about this and I can read up on all the work stuff tomorrow anyway… I am sure there isn’t going to be anything in there that I won’t understand
You'll have to tell him this is much more important for the survival of mankind.
I'm going to guess you prefer good breath. As like me you know how to juggle the smelly flower. "
Does the smell not waft up as you prod the flower? |
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"Well I was going to read up on some paperwork so I was up to date for when I get into work tomorrow morning, then I saw this thread !
I can’t wait till tomorrow morning at work now when I tell them about what distracted me from reading those reports up
Which would you prefer? Or not prefer?
Oh I would definitely prefer to go to work and talk about the thread and not be up to date with the paperwork.
The boss would much prefer to hear about this and I can read up on all the work stuff tomorrow anyway… I am sure there isn’t going to be anything in there that I won’t understand
You'll have to tell him this is much more important for the survival of mankind.
I'm going to guess you prefer good breath. As like me you know how to juggle the smelly flower.
Does the smell not waft up as you prod the flower?"
If she can live with it and it's with her 24/7 then I'm sure you will survive a few days of bliss. |
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"I carry mouth spray but I haven't used it on the love below yet.
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The smell comes from deep within. And when you lick her you will taste it leaking out. It's too bitter. Maybe a bit of lemonade and honey? |
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"I carry mouth spray but I haven't used it on the love below yet.
The smell comes from deep within. And when you lick her you will taste it leaking out. It's too bitter. Maybe a bit of lemonade and honey? "
Scratch and sniff hasn't failed me yet. I advise getting a check up op |
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"I'm outta there, if standard hygiene principles can't be applied by anyone. "
You shouldn't bail out when it's tough in there. Man up and down you go. I say. |
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We are not in the eighteen-hundreds anymore lol we have running water in the houses, hygiene products, chewing gum, toothpaste...both a no for me, I like to enjoy oral and kissing and not with a gas mask ) |
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By *ad NannaWoman
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"I carry mouth spray but I haven't used it on the love below yet.
The smell comes from deep within. And when you lick her you will taste it leaking out. It's too bitter. Maybe a bit of lemonade and honey? "
Maybe she's a smoker. |
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"I carry mouth spray but I haven't used it on the love below yet.
The smell comes from deep within. And when you lick her you will taste it leaking out. It's too bitter. Maybe a bit of lemonade and honey?
Maybe she's a smoker."
Nana you bad. Can the smokers elaborate on this? |
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"I carry mouth spray but I haven't used it on the love below yet.
The smell comes from deep within. And when you lick her you will taste it leaking out. It's too bitter. Maybe a bit of lemonade and honey?
Maybe she's a smoker.
Nana you bad. Can the smokers elaborate on this?"
Does smoking affects her down there? Up there yes. |
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"Sooooooo many words for the vagina you could have used.
You went with "flower"
Are you Monica Geller?
Winston
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I've always loved the term 'flower' as it has symbolic methors to the Yoni. She's is beautiful and only opens under the right circumstances. And she's smell of sweet roses. Okay not all |
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