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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Who wants cake?
It seems like a cake kind of night, doesn’t it?
It’s been very spiky on here tonight!
What *kind* of cake are you having?
Banoffee Pie for me, which isn’t a cake, it’s a pie (the clue is in the name) but I don’t play by the rules
What are YOU having, Fabsters?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I really don't want cake thanks Dan. Is there any chance we can stretch the rules to include cherry pie please?  "
Well I had pie (Banoffee) so it would be very churlish of me to refuse! Approved  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"I really don't want cake thanks Dan. Is there any chance we can stretch the rules to include cherry pie please?
Well I had pie (Banoffee) so it would be very churlish of me to refuse! Approved "
You have always been my favourite Dan, Dan |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm about to have gooseberry crumble and custard. Cake can wait  "
FFS, cake, pie, tarts and now crumble … will the thread drift ever end???
But .. as you have such a magnificent arse … approved!  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm about to have gooseberry crumble and custard. Cake can wait
FFS, cake, pie, tarts and now crumble … will the thread drift ever end???
But .. as you have such a magnificent arse … approved! "
Dan... you realise you started the thread drift in your OP with banoffee...  |
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"Who wants cake?
It seems like a cake kind of night, doesn’t it?
It’s been very spiky on here tonight!
What *kind* of cake are you having?
Banoffee Pie for me, which isn’t a cake, it’s a pie (the clue is in the name) but I don’t play by the rules
What are YOU having, Fabsters? "
I like how you break the rules, BanDerks.
In honour of that, I'm going to eat your ass.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hot jam roly poly with cold custard please.
Thank you Dan for being so accommodating to those who you wish would accommodate you in their vagina "
Oh I do cold custard …. You’re the only other one I’ve seen mention they like it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who wants cake?
It seems like a cake kind of night, doesn’t it?
It’s been very spiky on here tonight!
What *kind* of cake are you having?
Banoffee Pie for me, which isn’t a cake, it’s a pie (the clue is in the name) but I don’t play by the rules
What are YOU having, Fabsters?
I like how you break the rules, BanDerks.
In honour of that, I'm going to eat your ass.
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Cake, pie, tarts, crumble and NOW ass?! Oh g’wan then .. Approved!! |
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"Hot jam roly poly with cold custard please.
Thank you Dan for being so accommodating to those who you wish would accommodate you in their vagina "
...wait but my vagina doesn't arrive for 15-18 working days.
Sorry, I'm out again. My bad. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Hot jam roly poly with cold custard please.
Thank you Dan for being so accommodating to those who you wish would accommodate you in their vagina
...wait but my vagina doesn't arrive for 15-18 working days.
Sorry, I'm out again. My bad. "
Damn it Caff, this is why you should shop local. Wouldn't have this problem if you did. *sighs* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hot jam roly poly with cold custard please.
Thank you Dan for being so accommodating to those who you wish would accommodate you in their vagina "
*sigh*
Cake, pie, tart, crumble, ass and now Roly Poly?!
Well, as you have a voice that melts me and such wonderful chesticles .. APPROVED |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not cake but I’ve just had homemade strawberry pavlova "
Cake. Pie. Tart. Crumble. Ass. Roly Poly. And now Pavlova!?!
As I fantasise about a MFM with the two of you … Approved!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hot jam roly poly with cold custard please.
Oh I do cold custard …. You’re the only other one I’ve seen mention they like it
Cold custard is amazing! So underappreciated.  "
Agreed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not cake but I’ve just had homemade strawberry pavlova
Ooh, that sounds good. You've made me think about meringues. Now I want an Eton mess
Which is okay isn't it Dan, 'cos I've got boobs "
Hang on, you’ve already had crumble!! Your boobs are majestic, I will give you that, but now you’re just pushing your luck young lady!! |
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"Hot jam roly poly with cold custard please.
Oh I do cold custard …. You’re the only other one I’ve seen mention they like it
Cold custard is amazing! So underappreciated.
Agreed "
Hot sponge, warm jam, cold custard…. Barf!
Philistines |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nice big peanut butter cheese cake. Sorry not sharing
Look! Eagle!
(Sneaks off with cake)
Going to whip your arse for that "
(Sneaking turns into running)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hot jam roly poly with cold custard please.
Oh I do cold custard …. You’re the only other one I’ve seen mention they like it
Cold custard is amazing! So underappreciated. "
Ok if cold custard, ANY custard, is amazing why does it take industrial effort to wash up the jug or bowl? |
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"Hot jam roly poly with cold custard please.
Oh I do cold custard …. You’re the only other one I’ve seen mention they like it
Cold custard is amazing! So underappreciated.
Ok if cold custard, ANY custard, is amazing why does it take industrial effort to wash up the jug or bowl? "
Only a karcher can remove it!!
I don’t want cake thanks, we’re still stuffed after cooked breakfast  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hot jam roly poly with cold custard please.
Oh I do cold custard …. You’re the only other one I’ve seen mention they like it
Cold custard is amazing! So underappreciated.
Ok if cold custard, ANY custard, is amazing why does it take industrial effort to wash up the jug or bowl?
Only a karcher can remove it!!
I don’t want cake thanks, we’re still stuffed after cooked breakfast "
Jeuvrnile jokes about sausages. Shuffles off looking sheepish (glamorous bit sheepish) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m stuffed and don’t like cake. But at a push I’d do a custard tart. Who doesn’t like a tart? it’s pastry and has a filling, so is a pastry allowed? "
No. End. |
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"Hot jam roly poly with cold custard please.
Oh I do cold custard …. You’re the only other one I’ve seen mention they like it
Cold custard is amazing! So underappreciated.
Ok if cold custard, ANY custard, is amazing why does it take industrial effort to wash up the jug or bowl?
Only a karcher can remove it!!
I don’t want cake thanks, we’re still stuffed after cooked breakfast
Jeuvrnile jokes about sausages. Shuffles off looking sheepish (glamorous bit sheepish) "
Oooo juvenile works best yep, big sausage fest! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m stuffed and don’t like cake. But at a push I’d do a custard tart. Who doesn’t like a tart? it’s pastry and has a filling, so is a pastry allowed?
No. End. "
Harsh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m stuffed and don’t like cake. But at a push I’d do a custard tart. Who doesn’t like a tart? it’s pastry and has a filling, so is a pastry allowed? "
Pastries all the way, it's about time we banned discussions of cake.
It's not a kids birthday party here |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m stuffed and don’t like cake. But at a push I’d do a custard tart. Who doesn’t like a tart? it’s pastry and has a filling, so is a pastry allowed?
No. End.
Harsh. "
Honey don’t make me get all categorical on yo ass. Pastry = pie. Cake = not pastry. You’re probably very cute so I’m gonna let this one go though (and I’m that nice a person). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m stuffed and don’t like cake. But at a push I’d do a custard tart. Who doesn’t like a tart? it’s pastry and has a filling, so is a pastry allowed?
Pastries all the way, it's about time we banned discussions of cake.
It's not a kids birthday party here "
In theory (or at least mine) cheesecake is a tart isn’t it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m stuffed and don’t like cake. But at a push I’d do a custard tart. Who doesn’t like a tart? it’s pastry and has a filling, so is a pastry allowed?
No. End.
Harsh.
Honey don’t make me get all categorical on yo ass. Pastry = pie. Cake = not pastry. You’re probably very cute so I’m gonna let this one go though (and I’m that nice a person). "
Cheesecake. …… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m stuffed and don’t like cake. But at a push I’d do a custard tart. Who doesn’t like a tart? it’s pastry and has a filling, so is a pastry allowed?
No. End.
Harsh.
Honey don’t make me get all categorical on yo ass. Pastry = pie. Cake = not pastry. You’re probably very cute so I’m gonna let this one go though (and I’m that nice a person).
Cheesecake. …… "
Cheesecake has a biscuit base. No pastry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m stuffed and don’t like cake. But at a push I’d do a custard tart. Who doesn’t like a tart? it’s pastry and has a filling, so is a pastry allowed?
No. End.
Harsh.
Honey don’t make me get all categorical on yo ass. Pastry = pie. Cake = not pastry. You’re probably very cute so I’m gonna let this one go though (and I’m that nice a person).
Cheesecake. ……
Cheesecake has a biscuit base. No pastry. "
Flour sugar butter …. Basically the same. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m stuffed and don’t like cake. But at a push I’d do a custard tart. Who doesn’t like a tart? it’s pastry and has a filling, so is a pastry allowed?
Pastries all the way, it's about time we banned discussions of cake.
It's not a kids birthday party here
In theory (or at least mine) cheesecake is a tart isn’t it? "
I'll accept that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who wants cake?
It seems like a cake kind of night, doesn’t it?
It’s been very spiky on here tonight!
What *kind* of cake are you having?
Banoffee Pie for me, which isn’t a cake, it’s a pie (the clue is in the name) but I don’t play by the rules
What are YOU having, Fabsters? "
Well if you're having pie then so am I, lemon meringue for me.
I do love cake though.
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