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What is the pettiest reason you have refused to date someone
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"He smelt of wet dog. I told him I was too busy concentrating on my GCSES  "
Similar. Strong goat smell. From him.
It was a shame because he was so pretty. And intelligent. Like sink your teeth into nerd. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She wore 'vans' shoes.... at 30   
What the heck is wrong with that ? I’m nearly 50 and I wear them "
God i cannot stand them or converse or those daft 'irregular' high heels  |
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"She wore 'vans' shoes.... at 30
What the heck is wrong with that ? I’m nearly 50 and I wear them
God i cannot stand them or converse or those daft 'irregular' high heels "
Gatsby distaste for vans is well documented. Stay out of Cornwall! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She wore 'vans' shoes.... at 30
What the heck is wrong with that ? I’m nearly 50 and I wear them
God i cannot stand them or converse or those daft 'irregular' high heels
Gatsby distaste for vans is well documented. Stay out of Cornwall! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He thought Northerners were stupid and Scousers were thieves. It was either educate him, or fuck him right off. Last I heard he’d been arrested for stealing drugs from the hospital he worked at. Karma! |
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"She wore 'vans' shoes.... at 30
What the heck is wrong with that ? I’m nearly 50 and I wear them
God i cannot stand them or converse or those daft 'irregular' high heels "
I see people wearing Converse at the gym all the time. I like them, but they're not gym shoes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Turned up to our date wearing a polo shirt...Nope, made him go home and change it
Is this all polo shirts or just on a date?  "
All polo shirts, they give me the ick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He was a rugby boy and I didn't trust him not to tell the rest of the rugby team about our potential sex life. Shame as he was lovely. If you're reading this Seb, I'm sorry. Actually I don't think this is that petty after all  |
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I gave one the heave ho when she got uptight when I wouldn't bale her out financially. She then retaliated by sending a photo of me doing a stir fry, wearing only thong, into my company head office for the attention of the MD, with the comment, "This is what he is supposed to be doing when he is supposed to be working!" The silly girl was unaware that encrypted into a mobile phone photo is the date, time and location where it's taken, which happened to be my home, and in the evening. So everyone at head office had a great laugh at, "The naked chef," and at her expense. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Turned up to our date wearing a polo shirt...Nope, made him go home and change it
Is this all polo shirts or just on a date?
All polo shirts, they give me the ick
I'd need a whole new wardrobe "
It's ok, replace one or two and don't wear them around me  |
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"When he dropped me off after a drink and went in for the snog, he said ‘sorry, can’t decline the seats’
He gave me the ick and never got a second date - it wasn’t a typo, he was just a bit dim "
Inexcusable when declension is so easy in the English language.
Sorry, can't decline the seat.
Sorry, can't decline the seats.
Sorry, can't decline the seat's
Sorry, can't decline the seats'
Plain singular and plural and possessive singular and plural, respectively. You did well to get out of that potential grammatical disaster. |
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"When he dropped me off after a drink and went in for the snog, he said ‘sorry, can’t decline the seats’
He gave me the ick and never got a second date - it wasn’t a typo, he was just a bit dim
Inexcusable when declension is so easy in the English language.
Sorry, can't decline the seat.
Sorry, can't decline the seats.
Sorry, can't decline the seat's
Sorry, can't decline the seats'
Plain singular and plural and possessive singular and plural, respectively. You did well to get out of that potential grammatical disaster."
He had the audacity to order my meal too! Bloody steak dianne!! Thank god the car seat wouldn’t decline!!! |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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"Went out for a meal on the second date and she was the fussiest eater I’ve ever met.
Killed me because I knew there and then it was never going to work.
Shame, she was lovely "
Yeah, I couldn't date a fussy eater. Intolerances and allergies I can accept. But you aren't 5. You can eat veggies. |
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