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over a year ago
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I have had this thread up in the past. Unfortunately no one 'suffers' the same situation as me. I know that into adulthood we are supposed to have 'grown' out of this. However this doesn't seem to be the case in everyone. In my case it's VERY real. As real as the real orgasms one has awake. Of course it is nice. But very noisy. |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
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"I have had this thread up in the past. Unfortunately no one 'suffers' the same situation as me. I know that into adulthood we are supposed to have 'grown' out of this. However this doesn't seem to be the case in everyone. In my case it's VERY real. As real as the real orgasms one has awake. Of course it is nice. But very noisy. "
I'd not heard you're supposed to grow out of it when you get into adulthood.
I always thought it was regulated by having orgasms when awake. If you don't have enough, you get wet dreams. |
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over a year ago
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"Try not to dream about women making your tea and you'll be fine."
You could have had something more constructive to the discussion at hand?!? Really now. |
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"I have had this thread up in the past. Unfortunately no one 'suffers' the same situation as me. I know that into adulthood we are supposed to have 'grown' out of this. However this doesn't seem to be the case in everyone. In my case it's VERY real. As real as the real orgasms one has awake. Of course it is nice. But very noisy. "
---We never grow out of wet dreams, unless you mean you are peeing yourself?
Wet dreams are kind of like the 'male period' bless our cotton socks. But if you replenish within the month or so, it shouldn't really need to push itself out with a 7 trumpet fanfare.
I feel for you having a room mate though, maybe that's how it happened. --pt |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s such a disappointment when you wake up and it was just a very intense dream and you have to change you’re y fronts  "
There are ways round this. |
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"It’s such a disappointment when you wake up and it was just a very intense dream and you have to change you’re y fronts
There are ways round this.
Turning your Y-fronts back to front ?"
Really now!
Use your imagination. It's not rocket science. |
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"It’s such a disappointment when you wake up and it was just a very intense dream and you have to change you’re y fronts
There are ways round this. "
You can turn your pants around when they're still on?  |
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"It’s such a disappointment when you wake up and it was just a very intense dream and you have to change you’re y fronts
There are ways round this.
Turning your Y-fronts back to front ?
Really now!
Use your imagination. It's not rocket science. "
we’ll I’m not a rocket scientist so can you explain how I can wake up after an intense wet dream and not have spunked in my pants ? |
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"It’s such a disappointment when you wake up and it was just a very intense dream and you have to change you’re y fronts
There are ways round this.
Turning your Y-fronts back to front ?
Really now!
Use your imagination. It's not rocket science. "
Says the man who blasts off in the night |
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"It’s such a disappointment when you wake up and it was just a very intense dream and you have to change you’re y fronts
There are ways round this.
Turning your Y-fronts back to front ?
Really now!
Use your imagination. It's not rocket science.
Says the man who blasts off in the night"
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" we’ll I’m not a rocket scientist so can you explain how I can wake up after an intense wet dream and not have spunked in my pants ?
Go to bed naked !"
it’s easier to chuck my undies in the wash than wash my duvet |
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" we’ll I’m not a rocket scientist so can you explain how I can wake up after an intense wet dream and not have spunked in my pants ?
Go to bed naked !"
I was wondering how long it would take you to figure that out. Yes totally naked. |
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" we’ll I’m not a rocket scientist so can you explain how I can wake up after an intense wet dream and not have spunked in my pants ?
Go to bed naked !
I was wondering how long it would take you to figure that out. Yes totally naked. "
Eww |
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" we’ll I’m not a rocket scientist so can you explain how I can wake up after an intense wet dream and not have spunked in my pants ?
Go to bed naked !
I was wondering how long it would take you to figure that out. Yes totally naked. "
nothing worse than having to pull ya helmet of the bedsheets because it’s stuck  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" we’ll I’m not a rocket scientist so can you explain how I can wake up after an intense wet dream and not have spunked in my pants ?
Go to bed naked !
I was wondering how long it would take you to figure that out. Yes totally naked.
Eww"
You're not commando?!?! |
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" it’s easier to chuck my undies in the wash than wash my duvet
Maybe at bedtime you could sellotape an empty Pot Noodle tub to your groin ?"
pot noodle haha a smarty tube would do me long and thin |
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" we’ll I’m not a rocket scientist so can you explain how I can wake up after an intense wet dream and not have spunked in my pants ?
Go to bed naked !
I was wondering how long it would take you to figure that out. Yes totally naked.
Eww
You're not commando?!?! "
I don't sleep on a bed of my own spunk |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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" we’ll I’m not a rocket scientist so can you explain how I can wake up after an intense wet dream and not have spunked in my pants ?
Go to bed naked !
I was wondering how long it would take you to figure that out. Yes totally naked.
Eww
You're not commando?!?!
I don't sleep on a bed of my own spunk"
Dry orgasms! There are two types of male orgasms. Wet and dry. So if you have a dry orgasm you'll be dry. Well kind of. |
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" we’ll I’m not a rocket scientist so can you explain how I can wake up after an intense wet dream and not have spunked in my pants ?
Go to bed naked !
I was wondering how long it would take you to figure that out. Yes totally naked.
Eww
You're not commando?!?!
I don't sleep on a bed of my own spunk
Dry orgasms! There are two types of male orgasms. Wet and dry. So if you have a dry orgasm you'll be dry. Well kind of. "
How can a dry orgasm be a wet dream I'm lost. I thought you travelled to spunkoverse? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is it possible to have a dry orgasm without having you’re testicles removed ? Or is it In some ancient manuscript?
You've never had a dry orgasm? nope "
Oh wow. Well I'm happy to inform you you are missing out big time if you've not had a dry orgasm. |
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over a year ago
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"Who has told you that your wet dreams are very noisy ?
Room mate from years ago.
Would it not be better to call them loud dreams, that are also wet? "
Ummmmm nah. |
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over a year ago
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"I thought I was having a wet dream the other night, turns out the wind had changed direction in the night and rain was blowing in through the open window and soaking my feet"
For a minute there I thought you was going to say something productive to the thread. But no, another joker. Back of the class please. |
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"I thought I was having a wet dream the other night, turns out the wind had changed direction in the night and rain was blowing in through the open window and soaking my feet
For a minute there I thought you was going to say something productive to the thread. But no, another joker. Back of the class please. "
another joker who’s the other one |
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"I thought I was having a wet dream the other night, turns out the wind had changed direction in the night and rain was blowing in through the open window and soaking my feet
For a minute there I thought you was going to say something productive to the thread. But no, another joker. Back of the class please. another joker who’s the other one "
All those not taking this seriously? |
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"I thought I was having a wet dream the other night, turns out the wind had changed direction in the night and rain was blowing in through the open window and soaking my feet
For a minute there I thought you was going to say something productive to the thread. But no, another joker. Back of the class please. "
 . You tell em Toan! |
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"I thought I was having a wet dream the other night, turns out the wind had changed direction in the night and rain was blowing in through the open window and soaking my feet
For a minute there I thought you was going to say something productive to the thread. But no, another joker. Back of the class please.
. You tell em Toan!"
Yes it's like being back school Nora dear xc |
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"I thought I was having a wet dream the other night, turns out the wind had changed direction in the night and rain was blowing in through the open window and soaking my feet
For a minute there I thought you was going to say something productive to the thread. But no, another joker. Back of the class please.
. You tell em Toan!
Yes it's like being back school Nora dear xc"
Detention and a good spanking I reckon Toan  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I thought I was having a wet dream the other night, turns out the wind had changed direction in the night and rain was blowing in through the open window and soaking my feet
For a minute there I thought you was going to say something productive to the thread. But no, another joker. Back of the class please.
. You tell em Toan!
Yes it's like being back school Nora dear xc
Detention and a good spanking I reckon Toan "
Okay I'll hold em down and you spank them as HARD as possible. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who has told you that your wet dreams are very noisy ?
Room mate from years ago.
Would it not be better to call them loud dreams, that are also wet?
Ummmmm nah. "
Is that another dream your having? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Who has told you that your wet dreams are very noisy ?
Room mate from years ago.
Would it not be better to call them loud dreams, that are also wet?
Ummmmm nah.
Is that another dream your having? "
No. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who has told you that your wet dreams are very noisy ?
Room mate from years ago.
Would it not be better to call them loud dreams, that are also wet?
Ummmmm nah.
Is that another dream your having?
No. "
So did you ‘fake it’ in your wet dream? 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have had this thread up in the past. Unfortunately no one 'suffers' the same situation as me. I know that into adulthood we are supposed to have 'grown' out of this. However this doesn't seem to be the case in everyone. In my case it's VERY real. As real as the real orgasms one has awake. Of course it is nice. But very noisy. "
I guess you just shoot - moan - and leave, with your current status. |
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