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Guess what stinks in here.....
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"Feet?" No. Funnily enough i've never known my tootsies pong........... | |||
"Feet? No. Funnily enough i've never known my tootsies pong..........." I wasn't suggesting it was yours  | |||
"Is it cat piss?" Nope...... C'mon so stereotyping  | |||
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"Horse shit "On any other day that'd be top of the class...... but not today | |||
"Is it cat piss? Nope...... C'mon so stereotyping "Incense? Candles? Truffle oil? Farts? | |||
"Is it the curtains?" Is that a euphemism? | |||
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"Blue cheese? " Nope ...... not in the Chez Veganeze | |||
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"Your fanny "Sorry ..... I keep laughing. That's just too vulgar not too . | |||
"Your fanny
Sorry ..... I keep laughing.
That's just too vulgar not too . "She takes a bow and goes back in her corner  | |||
"Is it cat piss? Nope...... C'mon so stereotyping
Incense?
Candles?
Truffle oil?
Farts? "The farts would go without saying but..... Aha ..... they STINK like fart but it's not fart | |||
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"Is it the curtains?" Are you referring to my curtainless windows........ that's quite hurtful  | |||
"The smell of fear?" Nooooooooooo it's an inanimate object that feels no fear... ( i set em up you knock em down ) | |||
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"Eggs" Not in Chez Veganeze........ | |||
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"Have you shat on your sofa "I need to check ....... hang on | |||
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"Your attitude " Damn ..... put the mirror down tsk ..... | |||
"The toy draw, you should really clean them after you've finished " I'm so innocent...... I thought of the toy drawer before I clicked ! | |||
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"Burnt food?" Oooooooooo nearly ...... so close. Not burnt tho | |||
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"Is it some sprouts you're slow cooking for dinner later?" OMG! Close ....... | |||
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"The river Mersey?" Tyne off ! The Mersey has fishies in it ..... | |||
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"Did scarlet say possibly your fanny??? You want me to have a word??? "No , just make her shovel the shit off my sofa ! | |||
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"Did scarlet say possibly your fanny??? You want me to have a word???
No , just make her shovel the shit off my sofa !"Jez how big is the shit | |||
"Your mouth? "A close second ! | |||
"Did scarlet say possibly your fanny??? You want me to have a word???
No , just make her shovel the shit off my sofa !
Jez how big is the shit "It's of Amber Herdian Proportion | |||
"Is it some sprouts you're slow cooking for dinner later? OMG! Close ....... " Is it some sprouts you're slow cooking for a mid afternoon snack? | |||
"The beetroot you're steaming before you pickle it." Nope. Not peeled a troot in decades. | |||
"Is it some sprouts you're slow cooking for dinner later? OMG! Close ....... Is it some sprouts you're slow cooking for a mid afternoon snack?" Cabbage!!!! | |||
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"Is it some sprouts you're slow cooking for dinner later? OMG! Close ....... Is it some sprouts you're slow cooking for a mid afternoon snack? Cabbage!!!!" Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! The closest yet but not quite...... I'll give it to you .... it's the bubble n squeak I made earlier.... 5 points. | |||
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"Fish "Get your nose out your knickers ! *gone* | |||
"Is it the curtains? Are you referring to my curtainless windows........ that's quite hurtful "No curtains? After all the effort that went into getting your curtain pole sorted out. Pfffffft. 
Winston | |||
"Is it some sprouts you're slow cooking for dinner later? OMG! Close ....... Is it some sprouts you're slow cooking for a mid afternoon snack? Cabbage!!!! Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! The closest yet but not quite...... I'll give it to you .... it's the bubble n squeak I made earlier.... 5 points. " Yes!! I'd like to thank my parents, a special shout out to sprout man. Never give up, folks, believe in yourself and you can achieve your dreams. | |||
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"Burnt food? Oooooooooo nearly ...... so close. Not burnt tho " Rotten eggs? | |||
"Is it the curtains? Are you referring to my curtainless windows........ that's quite hurtful
No curtains?
After all the effort that went into getting your curtain pole sorted out.
Pfffffft.
Winston "That pole is staying put for eternity !!! Took the poor bloke eons ..... and eons........... | |||
"All the murdered corpses in your cellar? " No. I spray those...... | |||
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"My dogs farts." I don't have your dog | |||
"Is it some sprouts you're slow cooking for dinner later? OMG! Close ....... Is it some sprouts you're slow cooking for a mid afternoon snack? Cabbage!!!! Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! The closest yet but not quite...... I'll give it to you .... it's the bubble n squeak I made earlier.... 5 points. " There's something wrong with your bubble and squeak! It shouldn't stink! | |||
"Is it some sprouts you're slow cooking for dinner later? OMG! Close ....... " Left over veg that has started the stink? Or the food recycling bin? | |||
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"Is it the curtains? Are you referring to my curtainless windows........ that's quite hurtful
No curtains?
After all the effort that went into getting your curtain pole sorted out.
Pfffffft.
Winston
That pole is staying put for eternity !!! Took the poor bloke eons ..... and eons........... "I should think so too!!! What a palaver.....
Winston | |||
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Ive put 3 tonne of manure on my flower beds this weekend.. ive had to shut my sliders it reeks | |||
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"Blue cheese? " That's this bad stink here, though C did eat it all, the pot is sat next to me P | |||
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Bloody hell Granny, where have you been? The forum has been full of crap but you always make us laugh | |||
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"Smelly candle. " One of Gwyneth Paltrow's? | |||
