Look theam dead in the eye as they are saying it, nod slightly as if in agreement, hold that gaze for a few seconds and make it seem like you are struggling to silently word something and then just walk off.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

All done sir, you can get dressed and we’ll send you the results within 24hrs.

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By *anilla switchWoman over a year ago

Hampshire

Wait……no, I don’t

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pfffft... Yeah, ok. And just walk away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let me just phone my mum and tell her she was wrong ….

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Aww that's cute.

If someone ever said that to me, I think I'd simultaneously die of mortification and hate them a bit.

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

well that’s what your dad said to me whilst we was alone

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

Burst in hysterical laughter . While saying is it April fools day.

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By *valanche1001Man over a year ago

Leeds

“Who are you?”

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By *anilla switchWoman over a year ago

Hampshire

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By *anilla switchWoman over a year ago

Hampshire

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By *anilla switchWoman over a year ago

Hampshire

**Tumble rolls across the floor**

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By *anilla switchWoman over a year ago

Hampshire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I first told my now ex-wife she said “oh”, should have seen the red flag then!

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By *anilla switchWoman over a year ago

Hampshire

Weed

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

'What are you after?'

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By *he love catsCouple over a year ago

South Wales

I love your shoes, if you say it really fast you might get away with it.

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

What's your name again?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Why?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your call is important to us...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok, I promise not to cum in your mouth this time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t love you

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Depends who is saying it x

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

If it's not family then my response would be

I see the dru..gs have kicked in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love spending time with you too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's understandable.

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By *red and Wilma 75Couple over a year ago

Staffordshire

I love chips x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kind of depends who's saying it.......my soulmate, fine.......prison shower block....not so much..

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By *valanche1001Man over a year ago

Leeds

Or “don’t talk with your mouth full”

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By *agic.MMan over a year ago

Orpington

"That's awsome...hey listen, I was thinking Italian for dinner...what you think?"

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By *ighty_tightyMan over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Offer them a high five

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"But we only have 14 hours to save the Earth."

Love this

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Why?

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Spoken in person I say "No you don't, you lust for me".

By text etc I ignore it and talk about the weather.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

""That's awsome...hey listen, I was thinking Italian for dinner...what you think?""

That was practically me when my long term partner texted he definitely loved me.

My eyes were

then

with a response of well let's meet up soon.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Ok, so where in the ‘spectrum’ are you?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"'What are you after?'"

That can be incredibly appropriate

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By *hristopherd999Man over a year ago

Brentwood

Thank you for calling the helpline

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By *lexV16Man over a year ago

Welling

Your husband said the same last night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Taxi!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The han solo classic response "i know". Not very nice but very cool.

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By *ev257Man over a year ago

cardiff

As I'm a 9 n your a 3 at best you done well for yourself, so I'm not surprised

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry, but who are you?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aah thank you, thats nice...

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By *heMightySpud69Man over a year ago

Milton keynes

Uh, cool

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By *aughty but nice...Man over a year ago

Staffs

And I love.......being with you too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank you, and say nothing else.....

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Ermm that's nice

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By *r laidbackMan over a year ago

London & New Brighton

"I LOVE YOU"

Dammm it now i have to replace you

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

EXTERMINATE!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You always say that when my mouth is full Father O'Neill

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Of course, why wouldn't you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know you do,

That’s when I realised the ex was shagging someone else

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By *9alMan over a year ago

Bridgend

yes I like sheep as well

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By *hoirCouple over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Awww I like you too

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman over a year ago

all loved up

"
I told someone "what do you want to do a stupid thing like that for " and

I've laughed too

Think the worst was recently and I told them " that's nice "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh?

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By *ean counterMan over a year ago

Kettering

"That's nice'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love your dick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know...."

This

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

""That's nice'

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

A belch

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By *EAT..85Woman over a year ago

Nottingham

Well obviously.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not say it back?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi busman glad your back

I would probably say well this is awkward

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