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over a year ago
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"The clue is in the question.
The girlfriend is in bed. Just gone. Probably still awake … g’wan son, make it a night to remember.  "
To be fair, I can be asleep within 2 minutes of getting into bed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just stuck my fingers up at my mam behind her back if that’s the kind of thing you’re looking for.
This has just sent me into absolute hysterics  "
I said “love you” whilst doing it and she has no idea. Silly old woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The clue is in the question.
The girlfriend is in bed. Just gone. Probably still awake … g’wan son, make it a night to remember.
To be fair, I can be asleep within 2 minutes of getting into bed."
I can understand that. Most of the women I end up in bed with are asleep after two minutes as well  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The clue is in the question.
The girlfriend is in bed. Just gone. Probably still awake … g’wan son, make it a night to remember.
To be fair, I can be asleep within 2 minutes of getting into bed.
I can understand that. Most of the women I end up in bed with are asleep after two minutes as well "
My kind of guy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it possible to be hungover at 11pm at night? 
Yes, yes it is.
Day drinking is the best "
But isn't that just drun k? Isn't a hangover the process of waking up after sleeping after getting hammered? I'm so confused  ro |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it possible to be hungover at 11pm at night?
Yes, yes it is.
Day drinking is the best
But isn't that just drun k? Isn't a hangover the process of waking up after sleeping after getting hammered? I'm so confused ro"
Drink in the day, sleep in the afternoon, wake up hanging late evening. Are you sure you’re in your 20’s? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why not join her in bed and spend some time with her 
Plot twist. She doesn’t exist. you mean someone would lie on the internet?
I don’t think there are even any mushrooms "
Mind blown. |
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"Why not join her in bed and spend some time with her
Plot twist. She doesn’t exist. you mean someone would lie on the internet?
I don’t think there are even any mushrooms
Mind blown."
Even Tesco's is in on the act then, it's a conspiracy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it possible to be hungover at 11pm at night?
Yes, yes it is.
Day drinking is the best
But isn't that just drun k? Isn't a hangover the process of waking up after sleeping after getting hammered? I'm so confused ro
Drink in the day, sleep in the afternoon, wake up hanging late evening. Are you sure you’re in your 20’s?"
I don't drink, so unfortunately I'm not familiar with the art of getting pissed up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it possible to be hungover at 11pm at night?
Yes, yes it is.
Day drinking is the best
But isn't that just drun k? Isn't a hangover the process of waking up after sleeping after getting hammered? I'm so confused ro
Drink in the day, sleep in the afternoon, wake up hanging late evening. Are you sure you’re in your 20’s?
I don't drink, so unfortunately I'm not familiar with the art of getting pissed up "
I’m jealous. Not drinking would solve a lot of my problems. Including being hungover in the evening |
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"Is it possible to be hungover at 11pm at night?
Yes, yes it is.
Day drinking is the best
But isn't that just drun k? Isn't a hangover the process of waking up after sleeping after getting hammered? I'm so confused ro
Drink in the day, sleep in the afternoon, wake up hanging late evening. Are you sure you’re in your 20’s?
I don't drink, so unfortunately I'm not familiar with the art of getting pissed up "
2 minutes in my company would drive you to it |
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"Hungover and horny, anyone want to be naughty
does she know you Fab?
No..
Then don't waste her life you little shitbag.
Oh damn "
--Honestly, nothing pisses me off more than seeing men on here boasting about what they do behind their gf's back.
I get personal messages sometimes that go "heh heh heh". What the fuck?
Her life matters and she clearly means fuck all to you. Women's time has value too! They have aspirations just like men and carry clocks that men don't. Don't waste their fucking time. --pt |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hungover and horny, anyone want to be naughty
does she know you Fab?
No..
Then don't waste her life you little shitbag.
Oh damn
--Honestly, nothing pisses me off more than seeing men on here boasting about what they do behind their gf's back.
I get personal messages sometimes that go "heh heh heh". What the fuck?
Her life matters and she clearly means fuck all to you. Women's time has value too! They have aspirations just like men and carry clocks that men don't. Don't waste their fucking time. --pt"
I say this often but fab needs an applause emoji. I’m in the doghouse at the minute and my wife is sat next to me talking about the average wage in Iowa
And there’s no place I’d rather be. |
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"Hungover and horny, anyone want to be naughty
does she know you Fab?
No..
Then don't waste her life you little shitbag.
Oh damn
--Honestly, nothing pisses me off more than seeing men on here boasting about what they do behind their gf's back.
I get personal messages sometimes that go "heh heh heh". What the fuck?
Her life matters and she clearly means fuck all to you. Women's time has value too! They have aspirations just like men and carry clocks that men don't. Don't waste their fucking time. --pt
I say this often but fab needs an applause emoji. I’m in the doghouse at the minute and my wife is sat next to me talking about the average wage in Iowa
And there’s no place I’d rather be."
-You owe her lol clearly -pt |
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