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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

Big thing now lanyards . Do you need one for work.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do, I wear one for sex aswell.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I do, I wear one for sex aswell."

You do make me laugh

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By *tinerant scribeMan over a year ago

County Durham

"I do, I wear one for sex aswell."

The same one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was given one but took the card immediately out because I didn't want to look like a self-important knob

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I do, I wear one for sex aswell.

The same one?"

That would just be silly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have one but don't use it as I don't like anything round my neck. I've got them on a card holder which I can hook onto my jeans pocket x

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I do, I wear one for sex aswell.

The same one?

That would just be silly."

Has it got pineapples on it?

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

I used to work for a company that sold a food thickening product for dysphagia.

We all had company lanyards and it was only when I went for petrol one lunchtime and noticed the guy on the till laughing like mad that I realised a lanyard emblazoned with "THICK & EASY" probably wasn't giving the best impression.

I did learn to take off my pass the second I got past the security gate though

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Yes but I chose to wear one on the side belt bucklethe one with the retractable string rather than the normal around your neck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't 'need' one, but i use one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes but I chose to wear one on the side belt bucklethe one with the retractable string rather than the normal around your neck

Exactly what I've got x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes I do....the lanyard has work logo on it and my ID card attached. I need it to log into the printer and computer

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By *ainbow_RoadWoman over a year ago

Brighton

I've done jobs where I've had to have a lanyard. Often with a card saying AAA attached

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

I've got one as I can't get into my building, or different floors within the building either. Though I use a ski pass holder as I don't like things hanging around my neck

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

Lanyards are the branding of the man.

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I have one for when I go into the office. It broke recently so I got a new one that has extra security. There's 3 ways to open it rather than just one. So if someone tries to str@ngle me with it they probably won't succeed. Which is good to know

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