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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was having a meal and catchup with two lady friends - one vanilla, one not. The vanilla one was sharing certain sexual opinions and said, "I don't really like touching willies". To which I replied asking what happens when she uses her hands to put them on or does she only use her mouth? They both gave me an odd look and said they've never put a condom on a guy. I was 
They said I should ask my other lady friends and both agreed I would be in the minority. I disagreed - based on nothing 
I asked a few and am currently on an island of one  .
So I told two of them I'd come on here and ask the small percentage of fab users who post, as surely plenty will join me on the island
So 
Ladies, have you ever put a condom on a guy and
Guys, has a lady ever put a condom on you?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes. Woman have put one on me. Some know what they’re doin some struggle. It a laugh though isn’t it, when she tries to put it on with her mouth and it’s the wrong way 
And then there’s the sensual way she hold it when it’s hard and she’s wrapping it up slowly knowing why. 
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No I wouldn’t put one on a guys cock. Hate the texture and smell / feel so they can put it on themselves
If I am with a woman I’ll quickly slip one on while eating her out 99% of the time so it’s out of distraction |
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"I have long nails and I just worry too much about breakage. Worrying as you are about to fuck isn't a good look, so I've never done it
You be safe for anal tho yeah!? 
Omg you "
Sorry f I’m giggling like f*** here!
Love you really |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't like condoms but needs must etc. However, if I am struggling for whatever reason I can start to lose the urge, so I will encourage the lady to put it on, make some fun of it... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One and failed miserably, the more I fucked it up the more I laughed and completely killed the mood "
I think we have all had at least one of thous experiences lol |
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"I have long nails and I just worry too much about breakage. Worrying as you are about to fuck isn't a good look, so I've never done it
You be safe for anal tho yeah!?
Omg you
Sorry f I’m giggling like f*** here!
Love you really "
I'd punch you in the arm for that comment, after dying of embarrassment first. You're a Muppet |
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"I have long nails and I just worry too much about breakage. Worrying as you are about to fuck isn't a good look, so I've never done it
You be safe for anal tho yeah!?
Omg you
Sorry f I’m giggling like f*** here!
Love you really
I'd punch you in the arm for that comment, after dying of embarrassment first. You're a Muppet "
Made you smile tho didn’t it! |
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"I have long nails and I just worry too much about breakage. Worrying as you are about to fuck isn't a good look, so I've never done it
You be safe for anal tho yeah!?
Omg you
Sorry f I’m giggling like f*** here!
Love you really
I'd punch you in the arm for that comment, after dying of embarrassment first. You're a Muppet
Made you smile tho didn’t it! "
It made me blush first then laugh. And you call me trouble |
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"I have long nails and I just worry too much about breakage. Worrying as you are about to fuck isn't a good look, so I've never done it
You be safe for anal tho yeah!?
Omg you
Sorry f I’m giggling like f*** here!
Love you really
I'd punch you in the arm for that comment, after dying of embarrassment first. You're a Muppet
Made you smile tho didn’t it!
It made me blush first then laugh. And you call me trouble "
Anyway,back to anal…… |
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"I have long nails and I just worry too much about breakage. Worrying as you are about to fuck isn't a good look, so I've never done it
You be safe for anal tho yeah!?
Omg you
Sorry f I’m giggling like f*** here!
Love you really
I'd punch you in the arm for that comment, after dying of embarrassment first. You're a Muppet
Made you smile tho didn’t it!
It made me blush first then laugh. And you call me trouble
Anyway,back to anal…… "
Yeah no worries what size strap on? |
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"I have long nails and I just worry too much about breakage. Worrying as you are about to fuck isn't a good look, so I've never done it
You be safe for anal tho yeah!?
Omg you
Sorry f I’m giggling like f*** here!
Love you really
I'd punch you in the arm for that comment, after dying of embarrassment first. You're a Muppet
Made you smile tho didn’t it!
It made me blush first then laugh. And you call me trouble
Anyway,back to anal……
Yeah no worries what size strap on? "
Start small. |
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From my point of view, yes. Always! Otherwise it's a potential distraction from the intimacy you are sharing. And occasionally, there are some who wilt at the idea of, or struggle with, putting one on (that's when you need to apply by mouth). Personally I think it's very important to at least contribute to the process. And they will be grateful that you did. At least that's been my experience. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once had a man complain that he had to do it. I also had to buy them. That spoke volumes 
It’s the man’s job in my opinion
We have to buy them AND put them on! "
Compared to the contraceptive measures women have to take and how they effect us on a daily basis and interfere with our quality of life, it’s hardly a hardship |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once had a man complain that he had to do it. I also had to buy them. That spoke volumes
It’s the man’s job in my opinion
We have to buy them AND put them on!
Compared to the contraceptive measures women have to take and how they effect us on a daily basis and interfere with our quality of life, it’s hardly a hardship "
It's a woman's duty to put it on for us. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once had a man complain that he had to do it. I also had to buy them. That spoke volumes
It’s the man’s job in my opinion
We have to buy them AND put them on!
Compared to the contraceptive measures women have to take and how they effect us on a daily basis and interfere with our quality of life, it’s hardly a hardship
It's a woman's duty to put it on for us. "
Duty? You looking for a mum to do things for you? |
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"I once had a man complain that he had to do it. I also had to buy them. That spoke volumes
It’s the man’s job in my opinion
We have to buy them AND put them on!
Compared to the contraceptive measures women have to take and how they effect us on a daily basis and interfere with our quality of life, it’s hardly a hardship "
Agreed, I had my cervix clamped open and a doctor rummaging around in my insides for the sake of contraception. Happy to swap |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah I have, but honestly it's a bit of a faff and just easier if they do it themselves"
I agree!
Like I’ve done it a few times but I never seem to know which is the right way, and it’s awkward so I let them do it 
Definitely not to do with me touching the dick. I mean cmon!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have experienced several ladies put one on for me or at least help. In my personal experience it's less common than doing it myself but not so much so I'd imagine a woman to be in a minority of one in her friend circle.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've never done it. We weren't taught how to do it in sex ed in school and I'm too embarrassed to go and get some condoms and a cucumber to practice now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some women have no idea how to put one on properly! Instead of trying to roll it on they try to stretch it over ??"
It is a bit of an awkward process tho, I find. I’ve sort of given up a couple of times and just said to him
“Errr im not sure how to put it properly”
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It has happened with me, but she didn't know you are supposed to squeeze the air out of the bobble at the top, and I've had one put on the wrong way round.
If a lady doesn't know how to put them on I think it's best I do it myself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've put a condom on a guy before. I think they tend to put them on more often though. I've seen some terrible attempts at putting one on though so in some cases I'd rather do it myself . "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some women have no idea how to put one on properly! Instead of trying to roll it on they try to stretch it over ??
I've seen a guy do that. He put it on like you put a stocking on "
Wtf? |
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"Some women have no idea how to put one on properly! Instead of trying to roll it on they try to stretch it over ??
I've seen a guy do that. He put it on like you put a stocking on
Wtf? "
Yeah it was disturbing. I've also seen a few put it on so it's tightly stretched over the tip which doesn't even look comfortable,nevermind safe. |
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"Some women have no idea how to put one on properly! Instead of trying to roll it on they try to stretch it over ??
I've seen a guy do that. He put it on like you put a stocking on "
With 2 hands? Who was it. Asking for a friend |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some women have no idea how to put one on properly! Instead of trying to roll it on they try to stretch it over ??
I've seen a guy do that. He put it on like you put a stocking on
Wtf?
Yeah it was disturbing. I've also seen a few put it on so it's tightly stretched over the tip which doesn't even look comfortable,nevermind safe. "
Just thinking where are finding these men |
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"Some women have no idea how to put one on properly! Instead of trying to roll it on they try to stretch it over ??
I've seen a guy do that. He put it on like you put a stocking on
With 2 hands? Who was it. Asking for a friend "
Yep. We met on an app. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some women have no idea how to put one on properly! Instead of trying to roll it on they try to stretch it over ??
I've seen a guy do that. He put it on like you put a stocking on
Wtf?
Yeah it was disturbing. I've also seen a few put it on so it's tightly stretched over the tip which doesn't even look comfortable,nevermind safe. "
How tough was the condom? I tear sharing packets of crisps open the same way! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some women have no idea how to put one on properly! Instead of trying to roll it on they try to stretch it over ??
I've seen a guy do that. He put it on like you put a stocking on "
Christ  they’re really hard to stretch! |
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"Omg I’ve never put a condom on a guy either! Not a conscious choice, just haven’t needed to do it myself
Bareback? "
Nice try given that I met my ex husband at 19, it was almost 30 years since I’ve used one! I d make a big deal over it and waste one probably |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Omg I’ve never put a condom on a guy either! Not a conscious choice, just haven’t needed to do it myself
Bareback?
Nice try given that I met my ex husband at 19, it was almost 30 years since I’ve used one! I d make a big deal over it and waste one probably "
I’m kidding with you. |
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"Omg I’ve never put a condom on a guy either! Not a conscious choice, just haven’t needed to do it myself
Bareback?
Nice try given that I met my ex husband at 19, it was almost 30 years since I’ve used one! I d make a big deal over it and waste one probably
I’m kidding with you. "
I know, you big kidder |
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"I can, and do, with either my mouth or hands but probably 50/50 whether it’s me or the guy who puts it on. "
I upset a woman once who put one on with her mouth , I asked her to eat some gum after for a few minutes before kissing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can, and do, with either my mouth or hands but probably 50/50 whether it’s me or the guy who puts it on.
I upset a woman once who put one on with her mouth , I asked her to eat some gum after for a few minutes before kissing "
Hilarious! I use latex free and they don’t have a taste imho |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm surprised at how many women struggle with this. I would have thought it's in your interests to make sure it's done right? I find it very hot when a woman rolls one onto my cock. |
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Oh yes; hands and/or mouth. Less frequently with my mouth though for a couple of reasons: my last few partners have been quite girthy which is a problem in itself plus I was a late bloomer with wisdom teeth and can't always get the nack now. |
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"Some women have no idea how to put one on properly! Instead of trying to roll it on they try to stretch it over ??
I've seen a guy do that. He put it on like you put a stocking on
Wtf?
Yeah it was disturbing. I've also seen a few put it on so it's tightly stretched over the tip which doesn't even look comfortable,nevermind safe.
How tough was the condom? I tear sharing packets of crisps open the same way! "
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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"I blow it up like a balloon then stretch it over the whole thing, balls too. Got to be safe.  Also keeps the smell contained. "
And at least that way it can touch the sides, am right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I blow it up like a balloon then stretch it over the whole thing, balls too. Got to be safe. Also keeps the smell contained.
And at least that way it can touch the sides, am right?"
Exactly. Or tip a can of sweetcorn in there so it's nice and bobbly. Some in the condom too. |
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"I blow it up like a balloon then stretch it over the whole thing, balls too. Got to be safe. Also keeps the smell contained.
And at least that way it can touch the sides, am right?
Exactly. Or tip a can of sweetcorn in there so it's nice and bobbly. Some in the condom too. "
That should be in the top tips section. Ill try the jolly green giant out.. But then you need a can opener by the side of the bed too. |
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