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Funniest/strangest update to you locally now

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This one is by the same person every three hours local to me

“ Is your name Sesame? Because my buns need to be seeded!”

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s all fairly mundane on my local updates right now. The usual “sunshine makes me horny” type bobbins

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just the usual suspects needing their balls drained and lots of codewords for drugs

By *asual_WandererWoman over a year ago

A spot you want me

Notts is as always on form

"Saturday afternoon, come and feed me your loads"

"Marriott SL3 Now"

"Off to Alfreton Tesco shopping..." (my personal fave

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just found it this

"Omfg I’ve got proper disco Fanny here :0 ha 6 hrs"

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who wants to play hide the sausage?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"it's gonna be too hot today, I am taking a day off, I advise you to do the same"

I actually love how wholesome this is; just looking out for everyone

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A day of watersports for me today!" I assume she's away out to Loch Lomond or something.

The other one is someone looking for a 2-3 hour meet. Like to think she has her stopwatch on the counter during the entire thing.