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It's that sexy farmer tan line ...
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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago
Orpington |
So I spent no more than 40 min outside in a tank top today and now I look like I have been strawberry picking in southern Italy for the past 2 months. I need to fix this!
Anyone have a garden that I could use for a couple of days?  ...I will be naked though   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But are you one of those that looks all red and sore, or one of those lucky ones that tans majestically?
I bet it’s the latter isn’t it? I just know it’s the latter ..  |
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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago
Orpington |
"But are you one of those that looks all red and sore, or one of those lucky ones that tans majestically?
I bet it’s the latter isn’t it? I just know it’s the latter .. "
It's those Mediterranean genes  |
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"But are you one of those that looks all red and sore, or one of those lucky ones that tans majestically?
I bet it’s the latter isn’t it? I just know it’s the latter ..
It's those Mediterranean genes "
Are they from Milan? |
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By *elloWoman
over a year ago
alpha centauri |
"So I spent no more than 40 min outside in a tank top today and now I look like I have been strawberry picking in southern Italy for the past 2 months. I need to fix this!
Anyone have a garden that I could use for a couple of days? ...I will be naked though "
Naked you say 
I don't have a garden, could you perch on a window box? |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"So I spent no more than 40 min outside in a tank top today and now I look like I have been strawberry picking in southern Italy for the past 2 months. I need to fix this!
Anyone have a garden that I could use for a couple of days? ...I will be naked though "
Knock ya socks off if you don't mind noisy members of the public looking over the fence. |
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"But are you one of those that looks all red and sore, or one of those lucky ones that tans majestically?
I bet it’s the latter isn’t it? I just know it’s the latter ..
It's those Mediterranean genes "
I look like a steamed lobster if I spend ANY time in the sunshine. My head burns in literally a few minutes so I have to wear a hat. I cannot keep my eyes open in even mild sunshine so I wear sunglasses. I have to wear factor 50 even in the UK.
Mr KC and our daughter, on the other hand, seem to have acquired the Mediterranean genes - I'm convinced his family has a rogue Italian ice cream seller or suchlike, hiding in their alleged British peasant heraldry |
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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago
Orpington |
"So I spent no more than 40 min outside in a tank top today and now I look like I have been strawberry picking in southern Italy for the past 2 months. I need to fix this!
Anyone have a garden that I could use for a couple of days? ...I will be naked though
Naked you say
I don't have a garden, could you perch on a window box? "
How big is that box?? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I'm not there right now, but you can go hang out (literally) in my garden if you want. Sun hits it all day and I'll be back tomorrow night so you can come indoors for the loo n stuff.
(Always practical, me) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Join the club dude 
The first rule of farmer tan club...you do not talk about farmer tan club "
Ahhh yes, because I'd love to brag about my medium/dark roasted arms and legs  |
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"Join the club dude
The first rule of farmer tan club...you do not talk about farmer tan club
Ahhh yes, because I'd love to brag about my medium/dark roasted arms and legs "
Embrace your melanin! Some of us have almost none of it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Join the club dude
The first rule of farmer tan club...you do not talk about farmer tan club
Ahhh yes, because I'd love to brag about my medium/dark roasted arms and legs
Embrace your melanin! Some of us have almost none of it "
Thank you for the much needed perspective. Hope you don't end up too red |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
As someone who works outdoors a lot, in the sticks, in all weather including the current blazing sunshine......
It's a ballache.
If you wear shorts and short sleeves you'll burn even with factor 50. If you cover up you'll sweat even if wearing something thin.
No easy solution.
Also means wearing a hat is essential.
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